Oonagh
@okeating.bsky.social
Pen for hire. Pencil for loan, as long as you give it back sharpened. #Liverpool
"Tonight, Matthew, I'm gonna be a Woolworth's Christmas tree from 1975."
December 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
"Tonight, Matthew, I'm gonna be a Woolworth's Christmas tree from 1975."
I think this is what's known as Scouse Gothic.
December 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I think this is what's known as Scouse Gothic.
I once claimed that journalists can't ask me about being a massive racist because the BBC aired It Ain't Half Hot, Mum in the 70s.
December 5, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I once claimed that journalists can't ask me about being a massive racist because the BBC aired It Ain't Half Hot, Mum in the 70s.
"We've been trying to reach you about your extended warranty."
December 5, 2025 at 5:20 AM
"We've been trying to reach you about your extended warranty."
Excuse me, @dictionarycom.bsky.social, could you define 'win' for me, please?
December 1, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Excuse me, @dictionarycom.bsky.social, could you define 'win' for me, please?
He looked pretty good for 85, too.
November 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
He looked pretty good for 85, too.
🎵If I leave here tomorrow
Would you still remember me?🎶
Would you still remember me?🎶
November 25, 2025 at 12:58 PM
🎵If I leave here tomorrow
Would you still remember me?🎶
Would you still remember me?🎶
An irritated Nigel Farage said he would never racially abuse someone ‘in a hurtful or insulting way’, which raised more questions than it answered – 23 top responses.
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November 25, 2025 at 7:01 AM
An irritated Nigel Farage said he would never racially abuse someone ‘in a hurtful or insulting way’, which raised more questions than it answered – 23 top responses.
www.thepoke.com/2025/11/25/f...
www.thepoke.com/2025/11/25/f...
"I'm ever so 'umble."
November 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
"I'm ever so 'umble."
That time Mike from the Young Ones turned up at a Eubank Benn presser.
November 14, 2025 at 6:47 AM
That time Mike from the Young Ones turned up at a Eubank Benn presser.
Just as long as John Hammond doesn't find out ...
November 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Just as long as John Hammond doesn't find out ...
Having a chippy dinner to celebrate sticking to the diet all day.
November 7, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Having a chippy dinner to celebrate sticking to the diet all day.
"And that was Covid Rhesus Monkeys with their new EP, Escape From Tulane"
October 29, 2025 at 8:20 AM
"And that was Covid Rhesus Monkeys with their new EP, Escape From Tulane"
Ever wondered what those engine management lights mean?
October 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Ever wondered what those engine management lights mean?
He just heard there was a cave-in at the jam butty mine.
October 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
He just heard there was a cave-in at the jam butty mine.
He's well-cast as a lion, to be fair.
October 21, 2025 at 8:08 AM
He's well-cast as a lion, to be fair.
Presuming the Daily Mail has pinned the Louvre Heist on them.
October 21, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Presuming the Daily Mail has pinned the Louvre Heist on them.
He should do what Dr Oz does, and have a giant cotton bud in his ear at all times.
October 11, 2025 at 1:50 PM
He should do what Dr Oz does, and have a giant cotton bud in his ear at all times.
That awkward moment when the President's talking, but you can't locate your brain worm.
October 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
That awkward moment when the President's talking, but you can't locate your brain worm.