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Breaking: Donald Trump signs an executive order banning Hershey bars for using pronouns.
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My school.
January 13, 2026 at 8:53 PM
"QR codes for ICE agents?"
Partridge I Dont Know GIF
Alt: Alan Partridge shrugging
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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Welcome to the Connecting Wall. 4 groups of 4 words are hidden in the grid. Each day a new wall. Send me your 4 groups plus a connection for each group. This is just for fun!
There's no time limit but solutions will be revealed 6pm (UK time) each day. THERE ARE NO PRIZES!
Here is grid No.77.
January 14, 2026 at 5:24 AM
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Very much enjoyed last night’s potato salad.
January 14, 2026 at 7:48 AM
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Being a newbie to Bsky I’m feeling pale blue and a trifle lonely.
Please make my day and turn my Sky Azure blue - send an acknowledgment of my presence. Please and thank you ☺️ 🙏🏻
January 13, 2026 at 7:04 PM
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Captain Corelli had the most thinly sliced vegetables and lacerated fingers of anyone in the Italian army.
January 13, 2026 at 6:30 AM
To be fair, the only way Pete Hegseth's band of losers are going to have any intelligence is if it's artificial.
U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announced the integration of Elon Musk's xAI platform, Grok, into military networks as part of a new "AI acceleration strategy" during a visit to SpaceX.
January 13, 2026 at 7:37 AM
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Welcome to the Connecting Wall. 4 groups of 4 words are hidden in the grid. Each day a new wall. Send me your 4 groups plus a connection for each group. This is just for fun!
There's no time limit but solutions will be revealed 6pm (UK time) each day. THERE ARE NO PRIZES!
Here is grid No.76.
January 13, 2026 at 5:26 AM
If you're a transphobe and you're following me, may I politely request that you do one. I would also impolitely request that you go fuck yourself.

#TranswomenAreWomen
January 13, 2026 at 5:52 AM
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Adagio For Scissors
January 12, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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That awkward moment when you order the cajun catfish, and they bring a strapping, 64-year-old trucker from New Orleans to your table, who introduces himself as Rachelle, a teenage cheerleader.
January 12, 2026 at 2:40 PM
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In news which should be shocking to absolutely no-one with an ounce of commonsense or humanity, providing gender affirming care to trans young people reduces risks of harm.
Preventing trans young people accessing treatment has never been about "protecting children"
www.advocate.com/health/trans...
Transgender youth who receive hormone therapy are less suicidal: study
"Suicidality significantly declined" among trans youth who receive hormone replacement therapy, a new study has found.
www.advocate.com
January 12, 2026 at 8:23 AM
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If you write javascript to replace "the markets" with "the spiders" then financial news makes much more sense
January 12, 2026 at 12:04 PM
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January 10, 2026 at 1:51 PM
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Ages ago, we were talking about nicknames, and my favourite was the bloke at work (in the early 90s) who we called Big Ted. His name wasn't Ted, and he wasn't particularly big, it's just that his desk was right next to a round window.
January 10, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Yer da tells people Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman.
January 10, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Betheeeellllll! #TheAshes
January 7, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Damn it. #TheAshes
January 6, 2026 at 4:42 AM
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“Can I have one of your delicious South African steak bakes, please”
January 5, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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Under my benevolent dictatorship, all recipes which don’t use precise measurements - I’m looking at you, “a glug of wine” - will lead to the writer being sent to the gulag for a “bunch of” years.
January 5, 2026 at 11:42 AM
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For friends of Oxguin.

Graham passed away this morning with Ida by his side.

Please don't message Ida at the moment. Any messages of love and condolence will be passed on. 💙
January 3, 2026 at 1:29 PM
If you say "Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary" into a mirror, the barman says "I think you've had enough" and calls you a taxi.
January 3, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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Bridesmaids is on later (not the original obviously)
January 3, 2026 at 7:24 PM