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okepamakoi.hyper.wang
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I'm kangy, but I'm a large shark dragon online. Also I'm a little taur freak, love those things
My boyfriend is sooooo purple

30 🔞 Sometimes NSFW 🔞
[four beers in] You know when you ask someone to be your boyfriend and they yes and then two days later you have to say goodbye
January 21, 2026 at 6:21 AM
Thinking about taurs
January 21, 2026 at 5:43 AM
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This thing is WAY heavier than it looks! I could very much use a hand here~
January 4, 2026 at 8:50 PM
I love my friends but there are far too many "pamps" on my timeline most days smh
January 21, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Mmm yummy dinner time!!
January 21, 2026 at 4:07 AM
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After a long afternoon of rolling down the coastal roads. The sun begins to set and the afternoon turns to evening windows down and sunroof open the jams fitting the mood. I pull in for a recharge along the coast enjoying some sweets and the brisk evening air.

🖼️ by @ankorthehyena.bsky.social
January 20, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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Important perspective from Greenland.
January 20, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Furry cons are great because you can show your friend a picture on your phone of a fursona with massive balls and they're like "that's really cool" but if you do that at work you get fired
January 21, 2026 at 1:28 AM
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Why do I feel so good all the time
January 18, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Politely dabbing my lips with a napkin after swallowing my friend whole mmm yummy
January 21, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Made a little handle name change 😈
January 21, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Calling out @aerykitty.cafe for peppering my peeper and sending me photos of that fursuiter that pisses me off. This is what they deserve
January 20, 2026 at 10:40 PM
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Hello all! Bills are due today and I'm a bit behind again! 📬

Looking for custom comms, but will also be coming up with some YCHs later today! DM to claim!

Queue will be paused, but will resume once I've caught up!
January 20, 2026 at 7:44 PM
We put a new cocktail on the menu while I was at ANE and it's giving me the wrong idea...
January 20, 2026 at 8:30 PM
I do not want to go to work today, I would like to return to being a large funny animal thank you
January 20, 2026 at 7:36 PM
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I'm over post con depression, it's only post con bliss from here on out ✨

ANE was absolutely incredible, I loved spending time with my amazing friends, and I'm so happy we made things official and I spent the weekend with my beautiful purple partner @beartong.bsky.social 💜💜
January 19, 2026 at 7:11 PM
I'm over post con depression, it's only post con bliss from here on out ✨

ANE was absolutely incredible, I loved spending time with my amazing friends, and I'm so happy we made things official and I spent the weekend with my beautiful purple partner @beartong.bsky.social 💜💜
January 19, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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Biiiig stretch 🐾
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Commission for @snepstuffs.bsky.social
January 2, 2025 at 7:13 PM
January 19, 2026 at 5:55 AM
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ANE 2027 Con Swag
January 19, 2026 at 1:07 AM
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January 18, 2026 at 9:49 PM
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My partner's hands are very big but that just makes them better for holding 💜
January 18, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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These record shops are always made so small... 🐉
By @zenimakitchen.bsky.social #Wolfwireless #OC
January 28, 2025 at 5:40 PM
My partner's hands are very big but that just makes them better for holding 💜
January 18, 2026 at 11:12 PM