for those who live somewhere sensible, i should point out that “sub zero” doesn’t mean “below freezing”. it was -1F yesterday, 33 degrees colder than the freezing point

i think it’s called veep

new models? or re-badged new old stock?

Mortality, wang wang wang wang wang, isn't alllways on time! -Toto

good news!

and the rest of the winter, everyone enjoyed rollerblading around the concourses.

My motivational speaking career isn't going well.

Remember, there are millions of very special people with lots of awards who are absolutely below-average idiots with way more money and connections than you, who will continue to trip higher and higher up the ladder, while you just get old and irrelevant, and inevitably descend into senescence.

"Young rockstars become old maintenance programmers"

probably some medical grade sterile spackle, or he’s going to get a massive infection and die of sepsis. hope that doesn’t happen in the very near future

i was thinly jay leno, but he’s retired