G. E. Woodlawn 🏳️⚧️🤘🏳️🌈
@oldewizzard.bsky.social
He/they. Call me G. Writer of fantasy. Folklore and mythology enthusiast. Game nerd. Anthropology nut. Nature lover. Pun apologist. Forgetful dad. Metalhead.
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Being inclusive doesn't mean someone else gets a piece of your pie. It means everyone brings a pie and we all share.
I know EVERYONE does, but I really REALLY want that serialized Rebecca Guay card for my Faerie deck
might have to do some pull pics when my booster box arrives, that'll be new
might have to do some pull pics when my booster box arrives, that'll be new
January 8, 2026 at 4:15 AM
I know EVERYONE does, but I really REALLY want that serialized Rebecca Guay card for my Faerie deck
might have to do some pull pics when my booster box arrives, that'll be new
might have to do some pull pics when my booster box arrives, that'll be new
why is bread so good
January 7, 2026 at 9:35 PM
why is bread so good
I'm not even that excited about Lorwyn
*preorders booster box*
*preorders booster box*
January 5, 2026 at 4:22 PM
I'm not even that excited about Lorwyn
*preorders booster box*
*preorders booster box*
So my goal is to make two decks of each colour combination that includes Orzhov. So two Esper, two Mardu, two Abzan, two Dune, two Witch, and two Yore. I decided against a five-colour deck because IMO they're kind of their own thing.
(I will also have two Orzhov-only decks, of course)
(I will also have two Orzhov-only decks, of course)
January 5, 2026 at 1:31 PM
So my goal is to make two decks of each colour combination that includes Orzhov. So two Esper, two Mardu, two Abzan, two Dune, two Witch, and two Yore. I decided against a five-colour deck because IMO they're kind of their own thing.
(I will also have two Orzhov-only decks, of course)
(I will also have two Orzhov-only decks, of course)
my kink is a lady standing on the palm of a giant other lady who is lifting the first lady up to her face to see her better and is maybe also partly a statue or something
January 3, 2026 at 9:12 PM
my kink is a lady standing on the palm of a giant other lady who is lifting the first lady up to her face to see her better and is maybe also partly a statue or something
do you want to smell like NIPPLES and ASHTRAY
buy my new curated bespoke perfume
it's called I SPIT IN YOUR MOUTH
buy my new curated bespoke perfume
it's called I SPIT IN YOUR MOUTH
January 2, 2026 at 9:02 PM
do you want to smell like NIPPLES and ASHTRAY
buy my new curated bespoke perfume
it's called I SPIT IN YOUR MOUTH
buy my new curated bespoke perfume
it's called I SPIT IN YOUR MOUTH
"it's almost tax time" can you fuckin not
January 1, 2026 at 11:51 PM
"it's almost tax time" can you fuckin not
I would like to wish everyone a happy NYE the Science Guy
December 31, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I would like to wish everyone a happy NYE the Science Guy
I'm hoping eventually I'll be known as "that one guy who really likes Orzhov"
December 31, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I'm hoping eventually I'll be known as "that one guy who really likes Orzhov"
got myself a gift and my family a problem
December 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
got myself a gift and my family a problem
I don't know who needs to hear this but pretending to cheat on your SO isn't a "prank".
December 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this but pretending to cheat on your SO isn't a "prank".
so be good, for goodness' sake
December 25, 2025 at 8:13 AM
so be good, for goodness' sake
I just looked at one of my cats all loafed up and said "he torso" really loud and now my family is looking at me weird
December 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I just looked at one of my cats all loafed up and said "he torso" really loud and now my family is looking at me weird
It is, functionally, very difficult to put too much garlic into a recipe that calls for garlic.
December 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
It is, functionally, very difficult to put too much garlic into a recipe that calls for garlic.
thanks Goog
December 22, 2025 at 1:57 AM
thanks Goog
Jever set an alarm to remind yourself to take your meds and then the alarm goes off and you're like "yep yep I'll do it in a sec" and then eight hours go by
December 16, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Jever set an alarm to remind yourself to take your meds and then the alarm goes off and you're like "yep yep I'll do it in a sec" and then eight hours go by
If you see this, post a comic cover you love.
December 14, 2025 at 11:06 AM
If you see this, post a comic cover you love.
Reposted by G. E. Woodlawn 🏳️⚧️🤘🏳️🌈
I’ve sometimes fallen into the trap of thinking that complementing a creative person for their work is less sophisticated or desired than discussion or debate about it but very often the best thing you can say to them is hell yeah and that doesn’t make you dumb it just makes you nice
December 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I’ve sometimes fallen into the trap of thinking that complementing a creative person for their work is less sophisticated or desired than discussion or debate about it but very often the best thing you can say to them is hell yeah and that doesn’t make you dumb it just makes you nice
changed my mind, going to call my outlaw deck "To Olivia Is To Die"
December 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
changed my mind, going to call my outlaw deck "To Olivia Is To Die"
I think rather than an attractive woman, the personification of Lust should be a lecherous old man.
December 5, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I think rather than an attractive woman, the personification of Lust should be a lecherous old man.
well I finally broke my per-card budget rule, but Revel in Riches in an absolute must have in my Olivia, Opulent Outlaw deck (or as I like to call it, OOO!)
December 4, 2025 at 6:48 PM
well I finally broke my per-card budget rule, but Revel in Riches in an absolute must have in my Olivia, Opulent Outlaw deck (or as I like to call it, OOO!)
Avatar 5: Just A Whole Bunch of Naked Aliens
December 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Avatar 5: Just A Whole Bunch of Naked Aliens
love that one song that goes tsstsstsstsschuggachuggachuggachuggachuggaRROOAAAAAAAAUUUUGGHHH
December 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM
love that one song that goes tsstsstsstsschuggachuggachuggachuggachuggaRROOAAAAAAAAUUUUGGHHH
watching season 4 of The Witcher and look, I am fully prepared to give Liam Hemsworth a chance, but boy he does not bring the same intensity and barely contained rage that Hank did
November 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
watching season 4 of The Witcher and look, I am fully prepared to give Liam Hemsworth a chance, but boy he does not bring the same intensity and barely contained rage that Hank did
hey does
does your brain ever just make up alternate lyrics for catchy songs and then play them in your head on loop for hours
does your brain ever just make up alternate lyrics for catchy songs and then play them in your head on loop for hours
November 13, 2025 at 1:21 PM
hey does
does your brain ever just make up alternate lyrics for catchy songs and then play them in your head on loop for hours
does your brain ever just make up alternate lyrics for catchy songs and then play them in your head on loop for hours