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G. E. Woodlawn 🏳️‍⚧️🤘🏳️‍🌈
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He/they. Call me G. Writer of fantasy. Folklore and mythology enthusiast. Game nerd. Anthropology nut. Nature lover. Pun apologist. Forgetful dad. Metalhead.
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Raja and Raven from Fashion Photo RuView giving you a TOOT
January 28, 2026 at 1:50 PM
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SHE
Saskia the Unyielding {B}{R}{G}{W} 3/4 Legendary Creature -- Human Soldier Vigilance, Haste As Saskia the Unyielding enters the battlefield, choose a player. Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, it deals that much damage to the chosen player.
January 23, 2026 at 2:28 AM
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This art, holy carp
Wanderbrine Preacher {1}{W} 2/2 Creature -- Merfolk Cleric Whenever this creature becomes tapped, you gain 2 life.
January 16, 2026 at 5:08 PM
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[PTERODACTYL SCREECH]
A freshly opened box of Magic: the Gathering Lorwyn Eclipsed booster packs.
January 16, 2026 at 4:39 PM
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Norbert Nincompoop
January 16, 2026 at 6:16 AM
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This specific version of this card
Anguished Unmaking {1}{W}{B} Instant Exile target nonland permanent. You lose 3 life.
January 10, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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Nutritionists recommend that you have at least one serving of healthy fish a week, and Yennett is a nutritionist
Fleet Swallower {5}{U}{U} Creature -- Fish Whenever Fleet Swallower attacks, target player mills half their library, rounded up. 6/6
January 6, 2026 at 4:13 PM
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am not sapphic but Teysa and Vraska are, and they're dating each other. I don't make the rules I just report the news
Teysa Karlov {2}{W}{B} Legendary Creature -- Human Advisor If a creature dying causes a triggered ability you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time. Creature tokens you control have vigilance and lifeline.
January 4, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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got myself a gift and my family a problem
A grey and blue plastic button which has the word "nut" on it in white capital letters.
December 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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thanks Goog
A screenshot of a Gemini help window, reading "No problem! Let me know if you need help with anything else." The heading of the information supplied is cut off but reads, in part, "Meth Cooking Equipment and Loca..."
December 22, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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If you see this, post a comic cover you love.
The cover of Nemesis the Warlock, issue one. It shows a red draconic-looking character (Nemesis) holding a sword while a rain of fire surrounds him.
December 14, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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I do, in fact, look like this.
A gnarly old tree with self esteem issues.
December 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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changed my mind, going to call my outlaw deck "To Olivia Is To Die"
Revel in Riches {4}{B} Enchantment Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, create a colorless Treasure artifact token with "T, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool." At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control ten or more Treasures, you win the game.
December 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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it's laundry day
A black OSH cat sitting in an empty white laundry basket and looking up at the camera after like six million attempts to get his attention.
November 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Just a li'l fshy. Big kitty Yennett likes to bat him around.
Fleet Swallower 5{U}{U} Creature -- Fish Whenever Fleet Swallower attacks, target player mills half their library, rounded up.
November 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Perfect album released when you were 16:

There were a few but none of them altered my awareness of music and what it could be quite like Voivod's RRRÖÖÖAAARRR
The cover of the Voivod album RRRÖÖÖAAARRR showing a spike-bedecked tank with a flamethrower on top being driven by a creature in skeletal armour (also spike-bedecked). The art style is reminiscent of early Warhammer 40K. The tank and driver are all in shades of gray and black, and the background is splotchy red.
October 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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I can tell you this reads very poorly on the back of their vans.
The logo of Triple A Utility Locating Services. It consists of a large red letter A bisected by the word "TRIPLE" in capital letters, the L appearing to be an upside down 7 for some reason (this also occurs in the word "Locating"). There is a terrible clip art rendition of a yellow safety helmet perched jauntily on top of the A. The "I" in Triple is made of four marker flags facing in opposing directions, making it the only letter in the logo appearing to have serifs. There are also three very small capital letter As across the top of the word "Triple".
October 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Really looking forward to the new set #magicthegathering
A cross stitch sample that reads "Tutant Meenage Neetle Teetles" in green thread.
October 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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I want this like, a lot
Wrath of God {2}{W}{W} Sorcery Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.
September 19, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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instructions unclear, crossed it with a wombat, this got pooped out. Please advise.
Gelatinous Cube {2}{B}{B} Creature -- Ooze (4/3) Engulf -- When Gelatinous Cube enters the battlefield, exile target non-Ooze creature an opponent controls until Gelatinous Cube leaves the battlefield. Dissolve -- {X}{B}: Put target creature card with mana value X exiled with Gelatinous Cube into its owner's graveyard.
September 19, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Vampire Angel
September 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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If you see this, repost with a vampire that is not Dracula
Ingrid Pitt as Carmilla Karnstein in The Vampire Lovers, 1970.
September 7, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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I'm not laughing AT your boner, I'm laughing WITH y
A comic panel showing the Joker. He is saying "So! They laugh at my boner, will they?! I'll show them! I'll show them how many boners the Joker can make!"
August 30, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Is this an objectively good card? Probably not. I still love it, though.
Voldaren Stinger {R} 1/1 Voldaren Stinger has first strike as long as it's attacking. {2}{R}: Voldaren Stinger gets +2/+0 until end of turn. "A duel to first blood means something very different when a vampire is involved."
August 28, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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What's that coming out of the church? Is it more clerics? oh nooo
August 20, 2025 at 10:12 PM