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"Last night I dreamed I ate a giant marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was gone.".Tommy Cooper
"Middle age is when you go to bed at night & hope you feel better. Old age is when you go to bed at night & hope you wake up in the morning.".... Groucho Marx
"Middle age is when you go to bed at night & hope you feel better. Old age is when you go to bed at night & hope you wake up in the morning.".... Groucho Marx
If Congress can subpoena the Clintons over Epstein are they going to subpoena Donnie & Melania?
February 7, 2026 at 9:43 PM
If Congress can subpoena the Clintons over Epstein are they going to subpoena Donnie & Melania?
If they're going to re-name Dulles International Airport &Penn station how about re-naming them after one of the police injured on 1/6?
February 7, 2026 at 9:40 PM
If they're going to re-name Dulles International Airport &Penn station how about re-naming them after one of the police injured on 1/6?
So masked men with guns snatch a five year old child.
What will it take for Republicans in Congress to say ENOUGH.
What will it take for Republicans in Congress to say ENOUGH.
January 23, 2026 at 6:56 PM
So masked men with guns snatch a five year old child.
What will it take for Republicans in Congress to say ENOUGH.
What will it take for Republicans in Congress to say ENOUGH.
Trumpolini has "a concept of a plan" to acquire Greenland.
Maybe he'll build them a new ballroom with bling when he's able to differentiate between Greenland & Iceland.
He probably thinks Iceland is where ICE is headquartered.
Maybe he'll build them a new ballroom with bling when he's able to differentiate between Greenland & Iceland.
He probably thinks Iceland is where ICE is headquartered.
January 22, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Trumpolini has "a concept of a plan" to acquire Greenland.
Maybe he'll build them a new ballroom with bling when he's able to differentiate between Greenland & Iceland.
He probably thinks Iceland is where ICE is headquartered.
Maybe he'll build them a new ballroom with bling when he's able to differentiate between Greenland & Iceland.
He probably thinks Iceland is where ICE is headquartered.
Why is Kash in Minnesota?
Does his lady love have a gig there or did he just want to show off his new FBI jacket?
Does his lady love have a gig there or did he just want to show off his new FBI jacket?
January 17, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Why is Kash in Minnesota?
Does his lady love have a gig there or did he just want to show off his new FBI jacket?
Does his lady love have a gig there or did he just want to show off his new FBI jacket?
Once upon a time the U.S. had 30 military bases in Greenland.
They closed 29.
If it's so important to our security, why don't we just re-open them?
They closed 29.
If it's so important to our security, why don't we just re-open them?
January 12, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Once upon a time the U.S. had 30 military bases in Greenland.
They closed 29.
If it's so important to our security, why don't we just re-open them?
They closed 29.
If it's so important to our security, why don't we just re-open them?
Apparently Trumpolini, JD the beard, & Ice Barbie are clairvoyant because they know the outcome before an investigation is started.
Kash will no doubt go along so he isn't dumped & lose those free plane rides to his lady love or her security detail.
Kash will no doubt go along so he isn't dumped & lose those free plane rides to his lady love or her security detail.
January 9, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Apparently Trumpolini, JD the beard, & Ice Barbie are clairvoyant because they know the outcome before an investigation is started.
Kash will no doubt go along so he isn't dumped & lose those free plane rides to his lady love or her security detail.
Kash will no doubt go along so he isn't dumped & lose those free plane rides to his lady love or her security detail.
" Might makes right" is apparently our new motto.
Look out Greenland!
Look out Greenland!
January 5, 2026 at 9:14 PM
" Might makes right" is apparently our new motto.
Look out Greenland!
Look out Greenland!
How does one "find" 5 million more files?
Maybe some old guy finally cleaned out his bathroom.
Maybe some old guy finally cleaned out his bathroom.
January 5, 2026 at 9:11 PM
How does one "find" 5 million more files?
Maybe some old guy finally cleaned out his bathroom.
Maybe some old guy finally cleaned out his bathroom.
So were blowing up suspected narco speed boats from Venezuela while China is shipping fentanyl to Mexico.
Pete Pushup rides again.
Pete Pushup rides again.
December 25, 2025 at 3:55 AM
So were blowing up suspected narco speed boats from Venezuela while China is shipping fentanyl to Mexico.
Pete Pushup rides again.
Pete Pushup rides again.
In his latest brilliant strategy Trumpolini wants to create citizen privateers, a.k.a. legal pirates, against Venezuela.
A peg leg & parrot 🦜 is not mandatory.
A peg leg & parrot 🦜 is not mandatory.
December 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
In his latest brilliant strategy Trumpolini wants to create citizen privateers, a.k.a. legal pirates, against Venezuela.
A peg leg & parrot 🦜 is not mandatory.
A peg leg & parrot 🦜 is not mandatory.
Now that we're blowing up boats in the Caribbean & S. Pacific does that mean Greenland can rest easy?
December 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Now that we're blowing up boats in the Caribbean & S. Pacific does that mean Greenland can rest easy?
If a Democrat wins in '28 hopefully he/she will consider Jack Smith for A.G.
December 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
If a Democrat wins in '28 hopefully he/she will consider Jack Smith for A.G.
Does Trumpolini stay up nights asking himself how can I embarrass myself & the country today?
December 16, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Does Trumpolini stay up nights asking himself how can I embarrass myself & the country today?
Is Kash going to reimburse the government for taxing him around to date his lady love?
December 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Is Kash going to reimburse the government for taxing him around to date his lady love?
Why are we not hearing from Epstein 's hired help?
Did he just employ blind deaf people?
Why aren't they coming forward to back up the victims?
Did he just employ blind deaf people?
Why aren't they coming forward to back up the victims?
December 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Why are we not hearing from Epstein 's hired help?
Did he just employ blind deaf people?
Why aren't they coming forward to back up the victims?
Did he just employ blind deaf people?
Why aren't they coming forward to back up the victims?
When will Pam release the redacted Epstein files?
If she releases the un-redacted ones it's probably bye bye Pam.
If she releases the un-redacted ones it's probably bye bye Pam.
December 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
When will Pam release the redacted Epstein files?
If she releases the un-redacted ones it's probably bye bye Pam.
If she releases the un-redacted ones it's probably bye bye Pam.
"Too many pencils."
No need to wonder anymore why some old guy needed a MRI.
No need to wonder anymore why some old guy needed a MRI.
December 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
"Too many pencils."
No need to wonder anymore why some old guy needed a MRI.
No need to wonder anymore why some old guy needed a MRI.
My guess is if Democrats win the House Trumpolini will resign & be pardoned by Vance thus escaping a 3rd impeachment.
December 11, 2025 at 6:46 AM
My guess is if Democrats win the House Trumpolini will resign & be pardoned by Vance thus escaping a 3rd impeachment.
The economy is A+.
The Epstein files are a hoax.
The speed boats are full of narco-terrorists.
These and other fables can be found in the new book "Because I said so piggy" available soon at your favorite book store.
Makes a great stocking stuffer.
The Epstein files are a hoax.
The speed boats are full of narco-terrorists.
These and other fables can be found in the new book "Because I said so piggy" available soon at your favorite book store.
Makes a great stocking stuffer.
December 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The economy is A+.
The Epstein files are a hoax.
The speed boats are full of narco-terrorists.
These and other fables can be found in the new book "Because I said so piggy" available soon at your favorite book store.
Makes a great stocking stuffer.
The Epstein files are a hoax.
The speed boats are full of narco-terrorists.
These and other fables can be found in the new book "Because I said so piggy" available soon at your favorite book store.
Makes a great stocking stuffer.
What grocery store does Trumpolini shop at that he feels the economy is A+?
Probably Billionaires-Are-Us.
Probably Billionaires-Are-Us.
December 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
What grocery store does Trumpolini shop at that he feels the economy is A+?
Probably Billionaires-Are-Us.
Probably Billionaires-Are-Us.
Just curious, have any investigative journalists looked into whether Tom Homan actually kept the $50,000 or the FBI re-couped it?
December 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Just curious, have any investigative journalists looked into whether Tom Homan actually kept the $50,000 or the FBI re-couped it?
The man who looks like an image in a fun house mirror calls a female reporter "piggy."
Hard to understand why any woman would support him.
Wonder what's in the un-redacted Epstein files?
Hard to understand why any woman would support him.
Wonder what's in the un-redacted Epstein files?
December 2, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The man who looks like an image in a fun house mirror calls a female reporter "piggy."
Hard to understand why any woman would support him.
Wonder what's in the un-redacted Epstein files?
Hard to understand why any woman would support him.
Wonder what's in the un-redacted Epstein files?
Hitler blamed the Jews.
Trumpolini blames the immigrants.
Every despot needs a "them" to rally the ignorant.
Trumpolini blames the immigrants.
Every despot needs a "them" to rally the ignorant.
November 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Hitler blamed the Jews.
Trumpolini blames the immigrants.
Every despot needs a "them" to rally the ignorant.
Trumpolini blames the immigrants.
Every despot needs a "them" to rally the ignorant.
How do Republican Senators sleep at night knowing they have green lighted people like Hegseth, Gabbard, Bondi, Patel & Kennedy?
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
How do Republican Senators sleep at night knowing they have green lighted people like Hegseth, Gabbard, Bondi, Patel & Kennedy?