@oldheart.bsky.social
"Last night I dreamed I ate a giant marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was gone.".Tommy Cooper
"Middle age is when you go to bed at night & hope you feel better. Old age is when you go to bed at night & hope you wake up in the morning.".... Groucho Marx
"Middle age is when you go to bed at night & hope you feel better. Old age is when you go to bed at night & hope you wake up in the morning.".... Groucho Marx
If he's married it probably won't be for long.
February 6, 2026 at 1:11 AM
If he's married it probably won't be for long.
Why do many redactions? Ink stocks must be doing great.
February 6, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Why do many redactions? Ink stocks must be doing great.
Let's have a public hearing.
February 6, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Let's have a public hearing.
You mean like Pam not revealing the Epstein files?
January 22, 2026 at 10:06 PM
You mean like Pam not revealing the Epstein files?
This is what it's like when 90 million people don't bother voting.
January 22, 2026 at 10:04 PM
This is what it's like when 90 million people don't bother voting.
He probably would have been just as satisfied with a happy meal.
January 16, 2026 at 1:24 AM
He probably would have been just as satisfied with a happy meal.
Easy. You "find" a few million more files.
Ink stocks must be at an all time high with all the redactions taking place.
Ink stocks must be at an all time high with all the redactions taking place.
January 16, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Easy. You "find" a few million more files.
Ink stocks must be at an all time high with all the redactions taking place.
Ink stocks must be at an all time high with all the redactions taking place.
Actually that term originated in the 1930's & has both positive & negative meaning depending on how it's used.
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.
January 13, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Actually that term originated in the 1930's & has both positive & negative meaning depending on how it's used.
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.
Now you know how the German people probably felt in the1920's & 1930's.
January 13, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Now you know how the German people probably felt in the1920's & 1930's.
If you think that's a waste wait until the ballroom is finished.
January 13, 2026 at 3:13 AM
If you think that's a waste wait until the ballroom is finished.
Because the inmates have taken over the asylum.
January 13, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Because the inmates have taken over the asylum.
If Ike was alive today Pete Pushup would probably censure him.
January 13, 2026 at 3:02 AM
If Ike was alive today Pete Pushup would probably censure him.
Wonder how many are former Oathkeepers & pardoned 1/6 "Patriots."
They don't wear masks because they're Lone Ranger fan boys.
They don't wear masks because they're Lone Ranger fan boys.
January 13, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Wonder how many are former Oathkeepers & pardoned 1/6 "Patriots."
They don't wear masks because they're Lone Ranger fan boys.
They don't wear masks because they're Lone Ranger fan boys.
Wonder why he had trouble buying pierogi's?
December 24, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Wonder why he had trouble buying pierogi's?
Maybe Elise has a chance now.
December 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Maybe Elise has a chance now.