Brett Karlan
@oldjerryfodor.bsky.social
Philosopher of cognitive science @ Purdue
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I love Cognitive Science
February 11, 2026 at 9:46 PM
I love Cognitive Science
FAMOUS SCIENTIST: And of course Mr. Epistein you are a true genius. A visionary. No one understands how smart you are
EPSTEIN:
EPSTEIN:
February 10, 2026 at 2:48 PM
FAMOUS SCIENTIST: And of course Mr. Epistein you are a true genius. A visionary. No one understands how smart you are
EPSTEIN:
EPSTEIN:
Me on the tl today
January 28, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Me on the tl today
Pretty sure I was known for this One Joke, which I still see reposted on academic instagram/facebook occasionally
January 27, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Pretty sure I was known for this One Joke, which I still see reposted on academic instagram/facebook occasionally
How can you not be romantic about baseball?
January 14, 2026 at 1:52 AM
How can you not be romantic about baseball?
Once again tried to take a social media break and was still depressed and also couldn't Poast. Might as well Be Depressed and Poast
January 5, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Once again tried to take a social media break and was still depressed and also couldn't Poast. Might as well Be Depressed and Poast
Wow who knew Aquinas was so based @agholdier.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Wow who knew Aquinas was so based @agholdier.bsky.social
Jesus fucking christ
December 3, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Jesus fucking christ
Love the new book @dryan149.bsky.social!!
December 3, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Love the new book @dryan149.bsky.social!!
Ok spotify, I'm both pretentious and depressed, we get it
December 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Ok spotify, I'm both pretentious and depressed, we get it
Horrified to realize my own institution is one that requires you to answer a bunch of questions about a student before uploading a rec letter for them
December 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Horrified to realize my own institution is one that requires you to answer a bunch of questions about a student before uploading a rec letter for them
"Unlike continental nonsense, analytic philosophy is clear and intelligible"
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
"Unlike continental nonsense, analytic philosophy is clear and intelligible"
Feel like pure shit, just want him back
November 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Feel like pure shit, just want him back
Absolutely sick and tired of the prestige bias and nepotism in philosophy hiring. People who didn't do their degree at GRLpGpAG, and who aren't literally NAMED "GRLpGpAG," should still be able to compete for the position of Mr. at GRLpGpAG!!!!
November 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Absolutely sick and tired of the prestige bias and nepotism in philosophy hiring. People who didn't do their degree at GRLpGpAG, and who aren't literally NAMED "GRLpGpAG," should still be able to compete for the position of Mr. at GRLpGpAG!!!!
Pictured: @noamchompers.bsky.social thinking deeply while being watched over by a silly and vaguely threatening guy on the whiteboard
November 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Pictured: @noamchompers.bsky.social thinking deeply while being watched over by a silly and vaguely threatening guy on the whiteboard
Dangerous woke nonsense from @noamchompers.bsky.social
November 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Dangerous woke nonsense from @noamchompers.bsky.social
Like all men but more so, he was a hunter
November 18, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Like all men but more so, he was a hunter