The fucking tit pincushion kills me. Amazing.

Reading things like this makes me wonder if perhaps I do have a little coyote in me.

Ohhhhhhh babies! 💚

Used ours for dick’n & chumplings last night. Love that damn pot.

Be safe on the way home!

I’ve wondered about the same. The center of my beard is white, but the rest is mostly dark. I have flecks of gray/white on my chest, but everything else is dark. When I let my hair grow out, there’s hardly any gray to be seen. It’s baffling.

Well done!

I’ll take it. Lead poisoning and all. Being a cat person and cognitively impaired would fix me.

Yes, the knock off! I can’t afford brand anyway. But also cat.

Sasha’s beautiful, and those paw socks are fucking wonderful!

I’ll wait until the shitty knock-off comes out that unintentionally does ailuranthropy.

I just want to celebrate being surrounded by people, because it often feels like the gulf between me and human existence is so broad I can’t feel the other side. I don’t have people to grab drinks with or sit and laugh with, so social media’s kinda it for me.

Instead, I have to remember a hazy list of social media profiles that may or may not still exist and spend hours editing bios to change “44” to “45” so a handful of twenty-something’s can feel good about posting drawings of tits and junk.

Not being able to reach the top of the car to brush it off kinda also limits the ability to throw a cover over it, and the winds out of the high plains would shred it in a night.

People driving defensively would take a fair amount of the curse off. Giving appropriate following distance would help.

Beh…I have limited mobility for brushing off high car roof snow and care little for the ridiculous concept of honor. Let all who tail me shake their fists in impotent fury.

I know it’s not too late, but I’m also not wired for being a good friend. I’m distant, a bit narcissistic, and too absorbed with feeling constantly like I should be fulfilling obligations no one named.

Just, know I love ya in my own fashion. Over here where I can go, “They’re doing well. Good!”