Old School Zero
@oldschoolzero.bsky.social
The secret alt account of your problematic fave
Lookit mr fancy pants "no household fires" over here
January 6, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Lookit mr fancy pants "no household fires" over here
gatcha gonna getcha
January 6, 2026 at 8:42 PM
gatcha gonna getcha
Zojirushi rice cooker, still perfect after 23 years or so
January 6, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Zojirushi rice cooker, still perfect after 23 years or so
"Why would anyone vote for a guy that actually does stuff?" is modern political strategy to a T
January 6, 2026 at 6:58 PM
"Why would anyone vote for a guy that actually does stuff?" is modern political strategy to a T
I hear that the ABANDONED RESEARCH FACILITY in GRAVEYARD COVE is lovely this time of year
January 6, 2026 at 3:44 PM
I hear that the ABANDONED RESEARCH FACILITY in GRAVEYARD COVE is lovely this time of year
"Good. Develop something other than heating." -- someone having their third hot flash that hour
January 5, 2026 at 8:01 PM
"Good. Develop something other than heating." -- someone having their third hot flash that hour
Sounds more like menopausepunk
January 5, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Sounds more like menopausepunk
Tough, but fair
January 5, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Tough, but fair
You're due for a Tomsula era
January 5, 2026 at 7:06 PM
You're due for a Tomsula era
*buff, heroic alpha dilbert Boss voice* oh I've wasted my life
January 5, 2026 at 5:34 PM
*buff, heroic alpha dilbert Boss voice* oh I've wasted my life
I'm glad you understand what I'm talking about
January 5, 2026 at 5:00 AM
I'm glad you understand what I'm talking about
easy for you to say
January 5, 2026 at 4:32 AM
easy for you to say
It's such a delight! The whole tone picked for it just pulls it all together.
January 4, 2026 at 8:00 PM
It's such a delight! The whole tone picked for it just pulls it all together.
This is where the inspiration for "Oingo Boingo" stemmed from
January 4, 2026 at 7:11 PM
This is where the inspiration for "Oingo Boingo" stemmed from
It's moody and zigs and zags in satisfying ways! I think you'll dig it.
January 4, 2026 at 5:34 PM
It's moody and zigs and zags in satisfying ways! I think you'll dig it.
1/4/26 Psycho Goreman (2020, Steven Kostanski, blu ray by Raven Banner) ⭐⭐⭐⭐
Great performances all over a hilarious gore effects modern b-movie with shades of Troma, Gwar, SyFy channel, and Riki-Oh
Great performances all over a hilarious gore effects modern b-movie with shades of Troma, Gwar, SyFy channel, and Riki-Oh
January 4, 2026 at 4:47 PM
1/4/26 Psycho Goreman (2020, Steven Kostanski, blu ray by Raven Banner) ⭐⭐⭐⭐
Great performances all over a hilarious gore effects modern b-movie with shades of Troma, Gwar, SyFy channel, and Riki-Oh
Great performances all over a hilarious gore effects modern b-movie with shades of Troma, Gwar, SyFy channel, and Riki-Oh
Might have been fun but it didn't really fully deserve it
January 4, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Might have been fun but it didn't really fully deserve it