Old School Zero
@oldschoolzero.bsky.social
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I wake in the morning
And I step outside
And I take a deep breath
Real terrified
And yell
At the top of my lungs
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
And I step outside
And I take a deep breath
Real terrified
And yell
At the top of my lungs
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
January 5, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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I don't want Aaron Rodgers to be happy
January 5, 2026 at 3:25 AM
I don't want Aaron Rodgers to be happy
Someone please reach out to each of the New Kids On The Block and inform them that, yes, I am tough enough. I was always tough enough, but thanks for asking.
January 5, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Someone please reach out to each of the New Kids On The Block and inform them that, yes, I am tough enough. I was always tough enough, but thanks for asking.
If we're picking and choosing which lands’ drugs are cause for war and which aren't, then we've entered a new phase of the war on terroir
January 4, 2026 at 9:40 PM
If we're picking and choosing which lands’ drugs are cause for war and which aren't, then we've entered a new phase of the war on terroir
If week 18 is make or break for your NFL team's playoff chances, then I'm sorry, you weren't good enough of a fan during the regular season. You wore the wrong jersey and/or hat. You didn't snack hard enough. You, specifically, cursed them in some way. Do better next year.
January 4, 2026 at 6:26 PM
If week 18 is make or break for your NFL team's playoff chances, then I'm sorry, you weren't good enough of a fan during the regular season. You wore the wrong jersey and/or hat. You didn't snack hard enough. You, specifically, cursed them in some way. Do better next year.
2026 What I Watched thread:
January 4, 2026 at 4:14 AM
2026 What I Watched thread:
Finally we have arrived at 20XD6
January 2, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Finally we have arrived at 20XD6
Everyone's talking about "Vecna's Plan" but no one is "avec man's pain"
January 1, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Everyone's talking about "Vecna's Plan" but no one is "avec man's pain"
Happy new year to the first 30,000 people who like and repost this ONLY the rest of you are fucked
January 1, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Happy new year to the first 30,000 people who like and repost this ONLY the rest of you are fucked
It'll never truly be a happy new year until there are no more fireworks ever
January 1, 2026 at 8:06 AM
It'll never truly be a happy new year until there are no more fireworks ever
How the latest internet pundit posts find me
January 1, 2026 at 1:06 AM
How the latest internet pundit posts find me
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Sad but true
Can't even say vavavoom wowsie wow awoooooooga honk honk homina homina homina at a rabbit dressed as a woman anymore
December 31, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Sad but true
Stranger Things should have been an anthology series
December 31, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Stranger Things should have been an anthology series
Go back to work?? When I'm playing a jrpg???? It shouldn't be allowed!!!!!!
December 29, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Go back to work?? When I'm playing a jrpg???? It shouldn't be allowed!!!!!!
At a friend's holiday party.
They put Die Hard on the TV.
With motion smoothing on.
They put Die Hard on the TV.
With motion smoothing on.
December 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
At a friend's holiday party.
They put Die Hard on the TV.
With motion smoothing on.
They put Die Hard on the TV.
With motion smoothing on.
Which way, Piltdown Man?
December 27, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Which way, Piltdown Man?
Merry pFriemsmas to me but I hope you're all having a lovely day
December 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Merry pFriemsmas to me but I hope you're all having a lovely day
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This is how I want people to be posting on Christmas. Do not try to convince Mark Cuban's goofy ass that universal healthcare is right. I want to see pleas for character actors to cleave them in twain with a broadsword. I want people volunteering to get kicked down the Exorcist steps by Alicia Witt.
debi mazar punch me in the stomach for $15 challenge
December 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
This is how I want people to be posting on Christmas. Do not try to convince Mark Cuban's goofy ass that universal healthcare is right. I want to see pleas for character actors to cleave them in twain with a broadsword. I want people volunteering to get kicked down the Exorcist steps by Alicia Witt.
And John Blutarsky, who did NOT graduate college
December 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
And John Blutarsky, who did NOT graduate college
Me: it's Xmas eve, I just worked out, time for a holiday beer at lunch
Scaldis Noel: imma lil guy uwu
Me: sure, my Belgian friend, you look cheerful and brighter and you pour nice and light
Scaldis Noel: I'm also 12% abv
Me: oh shit, hallelujah
Scaldis Noel: imma lil guy uwu
Me: sure, my Belgian friend, you look cheerful and brighter and you pour nice and light
Scaldis Noel: I'm also 12% abv
Me: oh shit, hallelujah
December 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Me: it's Xmas eve, I just worked out, time for a holiday beer at lunch
Scaldis Noel: imma lil guy uwu
Me: sure, my Belgian friend, you look cheerful and brighter and you pour nice and light
Scaldis Noel: I'm also 12% abv
Me: oh shit, hallelujah
Scaldis Noel: imma lil guy uwu
Me: sure, my Belgian friend, you look cheerful and brighter and you pour nice and light
Scaldis Noel: I'm also 12% abv
Me: oh shit, hallelujah
This Christmas, celebrate Thanksgiving.
December 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
This Christmas, celebrate Thanksgiving.
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Sowing / Reaping
December 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Sowing / Reaping
Sowing / Reaping
December 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Sowing / Reaping