disturbingly plausible

Hoss, the only way I can stomach to read the replies to this post is with my resting bitch face applied and a glass of wine at the ready!

[Lin-Manuel Miranda voice]

Yermmmfff.

I recently imagined GloRilla saying “E pluribus unum” and levitated for a few seconds.

Everyone in my “AT&T Customers Who Support the Bundy Family” Facebook group loves Luke Wilson. We mostly chat about how 2005’s The Wendell Baker Story is actually not derivative or overly cutesy. We all think Seymour Cassel is extremely underrated.

My unnecessarily large truck is outfitted with an array of hunting rifles. My 25-year-old Carhartt jacket tells a beautiful story of life on the range, a place where reliable cell network coverage is my top priority. I cry every time I see the “Needle in the Hay” scene in The Royal Tenenbaums.

Friendship ended with Mark Kelly. Trans people are my new best friend.

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