@oldtimeyclock.bsky.social
chat are we cooked?
January 7, 2026 at 6:16 PM
chat are we cooked?
I won’t need a coffin. You can just bury me in unread texts.
January 3, 2026 at 3:12 PM
I won’t need a coffin. You can just bury me in unread texts.
ok fine I’ll play cuphead
January 2, 2026 at 3:42 AM
ok fine I’ll play cuphead
I gotta be honest, idk if we’ve *earned* a new year
January 2, 2026 at 1:50 AM
I gotta be honest, idk if we’ve *earned* a new year
Frankly, I drop the ball every day. Don’t really need to be all celebrating it though.
December 31, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Frankly, I drop the ball every day. Don’t really need to be all celebrating it though.
May 2026 be the year you end toxic financial relationships.
December 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
May 2026 be the year you end toxic financial relationships.
my dressing appears to have expired in 1946. wish me luck
December 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
my dressing appears to have expired in 1946. wish me luck
Do yall think Speed Racer races better than Street Fighter fights?
November 29, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Do yall think Speed Racer races better than Street Fighter fights?
Reposted
mental health is overrated, regardless
October 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
mental health is overrated, regardless
Hardly the most important topic of the day but I cannot imagine the trading card game market recovering from this moment.
October 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Hardly the most important topic of the day but I cannot imagine the trading card game market recovering from this moment.
I would gleefully pay a monthly subscription for people to never talk to me about Pokémon cards ever again.
October 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I would gleefully pay a monthly subscription for people to never talk to me about Pokémon cards ever again.
I would pay the purchase price of this game again if it meant I never had to do this fucking Groal the Great fight again. I’ve been stuck here for a fucking week. I can’t move on from this moment and I fucking hate it
September 29, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I would pay the purchase price of this game again if it meant I never had to do this fucking Groal the Great fight again. I’ve been stuck here for a fucking week. I can’t move on from this moment and I fucking hate it
Anyway, Obama used to golf too much.
September 26, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Anyway, Obama used to golf too much.
I know it’s really not the point but do yall remember when folks were setting their hair on fire because Obama dared to use a teleprompter
September 24, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I know it’s really not the point but do yall remember when folks were setting their hair on fire because Obama dared to use a teleprompter
Star Wars used to be good.
September 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Star Wars used to be good.
Starting to think it might not have really been just about the price of eggs
September 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Starting to think it might not have really been just about the price of eggs
Bumble is like: somewhere on this app ten people have liked you. Good luck guessing who they are you fucking dork.
September 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Bumble is like: somewhere on this app ten people have liked you. Good luck guessing who they are you fucking dork.
I don’t know that I’m willing to believe all these killers-in-planning are sitting around engraving cryptograms into all of their casings. They can’t all be the zodiac
September 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I don’t know that I’m willing to believe all these killers-in-planning are sitting around engraving cryptograms into all of their casings. They can’t all be the zodiac
Sometimes people open the door at the shop just to tell me they don’t want to come in here.
idk
idk
September 12, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Sometimes people open the door at the shop just to tell me they don’t want to come in here.
idk
idk
This is the best news I’ve heard all day I KNOW WHAT I SAID.
September 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
This is the best news I’ve heard all day I KNOW WHAT I SAID.
You guys, Charlie Kirk is totally alive and well and living in Argentina.
September 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
You guys, Charlie Kirk is totally alive and well and living in Argentina.
We bought a couple hundred porno mags from the nineties in a collection and I really gotta say: the articles are absolutely the most offensive part
September 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
We bought a couple hundred porno mags from the nineties in a collection and I really gotta say: the articles are absolutely the most offensive part
It has been a fantastically challenging year, friends.
September 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM
It has been a fantastically challenging year, friends.