Oldwhitebeard49
@oldwhitebeard49.bsky.social
Old Aussie codger.
Pro social justice, equity, refugees and asylum seekers.
Anti genocide, economic inequality and oppression of any kind.
Occasionally prickly, like an echidna.
The Great Emu war of 1932 was won by the Emus!
Pro social justice, equity, refugees and asylum seekers.
Anti genocide, economic inequality and oppression of any kind.
Occasionally prickly, like an echidna.
The Great Emu war of 1932 was won by the Emus!
Sergeant Major currently drilling crack squad, including veterans of The Great Emu Wars.
January 22, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Sergeant Major currently drilling crack squad, including veterans of The Great Emu Wars.
Callout for an ice-skating medalist to donate:
January 16, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Callout for an ice-skating medalist to donate:
She was just passing on best wishes from the President.
January 16, 2026 at 11:00 PM
She was just passing on best wishes from the President.
Sure.
I can see how inviting a guy who signs shells to kill children, is a great idea.
Fuck off!
I can see how inviting a guy who signs shells to kill children, is a great idea.
Fuck off!
January 13, 2026 at 6:31 AM
Sure.
I can see how inviting a guy who signs shells to kill children, is a great idea.
Fuck off!
I can see how inviting a guy who signs shells to kill children, is a great idea.
Fuck off!
ICE beware.
Emus locked and loaded.
They won The Great Emu War of 1928 and they weren't the ones with machine guns.
Emus locked and loaded.
They won The Great Emu War of 1928 and they weren't the ones with machine guns.
January 2, 2026 at 10:24 PM
ICE beware.
Emus locked and loaded.
They won The Great Emu War of 1928 and they weren't the ones with machine guns.
Emus locked and loaded.
They won The Great Emu War of 1928 and they weren't the ones with machine guns.
Actually, I'm down for this, provided he includes a Ronald McDonald outfit once a week.
Giant red shoes would be kind to bone spurs.
Giant red shoes would be kind to bone spurs.
January 2, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Actually, I'm down for this, provided he includes a Ronald McDonald outfit once a week.
Giant red shoes would be kind to bone spurs.
Giant red shoes would be kind to bone spurs.
Be fair.
it's gonna be a SCIF, and wait till you see the SCIF bathroom.
it's gonna be a SCIF, and wait till you see the SCIF bathroom.
January 1, 2026 at 6:29 AM
Be fair.
it's gonna be a SCIF, and wait till you see the SCIF bathroom.
it's gonna be a SCIF, and wait till you see the SCIF bathroom.
Herzog autographs genocide.
Not welcome here.
Not welcome here.
December 31, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Herzog autographs genocide.
Not welcome here.
Not welcome here.
Autographing genocide.
Not welcome.
Not welcome.
December 28, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Autographing genocide.
Not welcome.
Not welcome.
Autographing genocide.
Not welcome in Australia.
Not welcome in Australia.
December 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Autographing genocide.
Not welcome in Australia.
Not welcome in Australia.
Autographing death,
Not welcome.
Not welcome.
December 24, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Autographing death,
Not welcome.
Not welcome.
Started driving in an FX Holden, manual shift ,whose (vacuum) wipers slowed down up every hill.
Can't imagine how terrifying it must be to lose your GPS.
Can't imagine how terrifying it must be to lose your GPS.
December 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Started driving in an FX Holden, manual shift ,whose (vacuum) wipers slowed down up every hill.
Can't imagine how terrifying it must be to lose your GPS.
Can't imagine how terrifying it must be to lose your GPS.
Courtesy of @justinwolfers.bsky.social :
September 1, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Courtesy of @justinwolfers.bsky.social :
Trump's white house decorations remind me of the Butterfly Club, a wonderful little bar in Melbourne, decorated with kitsch.
August 19, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Trump's white house decorations remind me of the Butterfly Club, a wonderful little bar in Melbourne, decorated with kitsch.
Expressing an opinion without saying a word.
August 18, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Expressing an opinion without saying a word.
Gutsy editorial from The Saturday Paper.
May 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Gutsy editorial from The Saturday Paper.
“When I use a word,’ Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, ‘it means just what I choose it to mean — neither more nor less.’
May 20, 2025 at 9:46 PM
“When I use a word,’ Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, ‘it means just what I choose it to mean — neither more nor less.’
Humpty Dumpty says, "When I use a word, it means just what I choose it to mean—neither more nor less."
May 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Humpty Dumpty says, "When I use a word, it means just what I choose it to mean—neither more nor less."
Gonna have to round up some designers as well as Comey.
Still plenty of T-shirts on shopping sites:
Still plenty of T-shirts on shopping sites:
May 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Gonna have to round up some designers as well as Comey.
Still plenty of T-shirts on shopping sites:
Still plenty of T-shirts on shopping sites:
And all I'm saying is adults should be happy with:
One boat
One golf course
One hotel
One wife even.
🛥️This lady has more boats than Trump wants young girls to have dolls.
One boat
One golf course
One hotel
One wife even.
🛥️This lady has more boats than Trump wants young girls to have dolls.
May 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
And all I'm saying is adults should be happy with:
One boat
One golf course
One hotel
One wife even.
🛥️This lady has more boats than Trump wants young girls to have dolls.
One boat
One golf course
One hotel
One wife even.
🛥️This lady has more boats than Trump wants young girls to have dolls.
He also said it's a matter of national security, because nations were involved.
Meet the next USA security threat:
Meet the next USA security threat:
May 5, 2025 at 7:21 AM
He also said it's a matter of national security, because nations were involved.
Meet the next USA security threat:
Meet the next USA security threat:
Ladies and gentlemen, I present the latest security threat from Australia:
May 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, I present the latest security threat from Australia:
Hysterical.
This looks like every cash flow I've seen of wobbly businesses applying for a loan.
Yes, the first 2 years are shit, but it gets better the further you go to the right. (i.e the further from reality).
This looks like every cash flow I've seen of wobbly businesses applying for a loan.
Yes, the first 2 years are shit, but it gets better the further you go to the right. (i.e the further from reality).
May 1, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Hysterical.
This looks like every cash flow I've seen of wobbly businesses applying for a loan.
Yes, the first 2 years are shit, but it gets better the further you go to the right. (i.e the further from reality).
This looks like every cash flow I've seen of wobbly businesses applying for a loan.
Yes, the first 2 years are shit, but it gets better the further you go to the right. (i.e the further from reality).