Oldwhitebeard49
@oldwhitebeard49.bsky.social
Old Aussie codger.
Pro social justice, equity, refugees and asylum seekers.
Anti genocide, economic inequality and oppression of any kind.
Occasionally prickly, like an echidna.
The Great Emu war of 1932 was won by the Emus!
Pro social justice, equity, refugees and asylum seekers.
Anti genocide, economic inequality and oppression of any kind.
Occasionally prickly, like an echidna.
The Great Emu war of 1932 was won by the Emus!
Could also bowl right and left handed when he felt like taking the piss.
Best I ever saw.
Best I ever saw.
January 7, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Could also bowl right and left handed when he felt like taking the piss.
Best I ever saw.
Best I ever saw.
Beau has the stronger claim now. Green's best is superior, hence his IPL price, but inconsistency is his downfall.
January 7, 2026 at 10:10 AM
Beau has the stronger claim now. Green's best is superior, hence his IPL price, but inconsistency is his downfall.
Has to be seen in the context of Marnus is very annoying.
January 7, 2026 at 10:03 AM
Has to be seen in the context of Marnus is very annoying.
The Committee should retract the prize as she clearly doesn't value it,and lacks integrity.
January 6, 2026 at 8:32 PM
The Committee should retract the prize as she clearly doesn't value it,and lacks integrity.
New rules:
Trump can't mention Greenland again till he can correctly pronounce naalakkersuisut.
No more of the 'which drawing is an elephant ?' shit.
Trump can't mention Greenland again till he can correctly pronounce naalakkersuisut.
No more of the 'which drawing is an elephant ?' shit.
January 6, 2026 at 5:47 AM
New rules:
Trump can't mention Greenland again till he can correctly pronounce naalakkersuisut.
No more of the 'which drawing is an elephant ?' shit.
Trump can't mention Greenland again till he can correctly pronounce naalakkersuisut.
No more of the 'which drawing is an elephant ?' shit.
Most dangerous case of small dick syndrome since the middle ages.
January 5, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Most dangerous case of small dick syndrome since the middle ages.
The arrogance of not playing a spinner because you don't think they can bat that long.
January 5, 2026 at 12:12 AM
The arrogance of not playing a spinner because you don't think they can bat that long.
A Special Military Operation?
It takes a certain amount of Chutzpah to plagiarize the label of a war crime.
It takes a certain amount of Chutzpah to plagiarize the label of a war crime.
January 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
A Special Military Operation?
It takes a certain amount of Chutzpah to plagiarize the label of a war crime.
It takes a certain amount of Chutzpah to plagiarize the label of a war crime.
I think we can rely on the SCOTUS diving team to perform a 2.5 backward somersault with twist (6,3) to readily distinguish from precedent.
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January 3, 2026 at 7:57 PM
I think we can rely on the SCOTUS diving team to perform a 2.5 backward somersault with twist (6,3) to readily distinguish from precedent.
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I'd prefer one ruled by a woman. Jacinda Ardern if she's free.
(I'm a 76 Yr old bloke).
(I'm a 76 Yr old bloke).
January 3, 2026 at 10:09 AM
I'd prefer one ruled by a woman. Jacinda Ardern if she's free.
(I'm a 76 Yr old bloke).
(I'm a 76 Yr old bloke).
Looking less likely to win the Macca's peace burger.
January 3, 2026 at 9:21 AM
Looking less likely to win the Macca's peace burger.
Looking less likely to win the Macca's peace burger.
January 3, 2026 at 9:06 AM
Looking less likely to win the Macca's peace burger.
We've saved a spot at Rikers if you wish to return, George.
January 3, 2026 at 6:32 AM
We've saved a spot at Rikers if you wish to return, George.
It's a comfort to know that when the US is invaded by giraffes, elephants and crocodile the Commander in Chief will be able to pick which is which.
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January 3, 2026 at 6:24 AM
It's a comfort to know that when the US is invaded by giraffes, elephants and crocodile the Commander in Chief will be able to pick which is which.
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ICE beware.
Emus locked and loaded.
They won The Great Emu War of 1928 and they weren't the ones with machine guns.
Emus locked and loaded.
They won The Great Emu War of 1928 and they weren't the ones with machine guns.
January 2, 2026 at 10:24 PM
ICE beware.
Emus locked and loaded.
They won The Great Emu War of 1928 and they weren't the ones with machine guns.
Emus locked and loaded.
They won The Great Emu War of 1928 and they weren't the ones with machine guns.
It's a comfort to know that when the US is invaded by giraffes, elephants and crocodile the Commander in Chief will be able to pick which is which.
🦒 🐘 🐊
🦒 🐘 🐊
January 2, 2026 at 8:30 PM
It's a comfort to know that when the US is invaded by giraffes, elephants and crocodile the Commander in Chief will be able to pick which is which.
🦒 🐘 🐊
🦒 🐘 🐊
Actually, I'm down for this, provided he includes a Ronald McDonald outfit once a week.
Giant red shoes would be kind to bone spurs.
Giant red shoes would be kind to bone spurs.
January 2, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Actually, I'm down for this, provided he includes a Ronald McDonald outfit once a week.
Giant red shoes would be kind to bone spurs.
Giant red shoes would be kind to bone spurs.