Oldwhitebeard49
@oldwhitebeard49.bsky.social
Old Aussie codger.
Pro social justice, equity, refugees and asylum seekers.
Anti genocide, economic inequality and oppression of any kind.
Occasionally prickly, like an echidna.
The Great Emu war of 1932 was won by the Emus!
Pro social justice, equity, refugees and asylum seekers.
Anti genocide, economic inequality and oppression of any kind.
Occasionally prickly, like an echidna.
The Great Emu war of 1932 was won by the Emus!
Most dangerous case of small dick syndrome since the middle ages.
January 5, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Most dangerous case of small dick syndrome since the middle ages.
The arrogance of not playing a spinner because you don't think they can bat that long.
January 5, 2026 at 12:12 AM
The arrogance of not playing a spinner because you don't think they can bat that long.
A Special Military Operation?
It takes a certain amount of Chutzpah to plagiarize the label of a war crime.
It takes a certain amount of Chutzpah to plagiarize the label of a war crime.
January 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
A Special Military Operation?
It takes a certain amount of Chutzpah to plagiarize the label of a war crime.
It takes a certain amount of Chutzpah to plagiarize the label of a war crime.
I think we can rely on the SCOTUS diving team to perform a 2.5 backward somersault with twist (6,3) to readily distinguish from precedent.
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January 3, 2026 at 7:57 PM
I think we can rely on the SCOTUS diving team to perform a 2.5 backward somersault with twist (6,3) to readily distinguish from precedent.
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I'd prefer one ruled by a woman. Jacinda Ardern if she's free.
(I'm a 76 Yr old bloke).
(I'm a 76 Yr old bloke).
January 3, 2026 at 10:09 AM
I'd prefer one ruled by a woman. Jacinda Ardern if she's free.
(I'm a 76 Yr old bloke).
(I'm a 76 Yr old bloke).
Looking less likely to win the Macca's peace burger.
January 3, 2026 at 9:21 AM
Looking less likely to win the Macca's peace burger.
Looking less likely to win the Macca's peace burger.
January 3, 2026 at 9:06 AM
Looking less likely to win the Macca's peace burger.
We've saved a spot at Rikers if you wish to return, George.
January 3, 2026 at 6:32 AM
We've saved a spot at Rikers if you wish to return, George.
It's a comfort to know that when the US is invaded by giraffes, elephants and crocodile the Commander in Chief will be able to pick which is which.
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January 3, 2026 at 6:24 AM
It's a comfort to know that when the US is invaded by giraffes, elephants and crocodile the Commander in Chief will be able to pick which is which.
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ICE beware.
Emus locked and loaded.
They won The Great Emu War of 1928 and they weren't the ones with machine guns.
Emus locked and loaded.
They won The Great Emu War of 1928 and they weren't the ones with machine guns.
January 2, 2026 at 10:24 PM
ICE beware.
Emus locked and loaded.
They won The Great Emu War of 1928 and they weren't the ones with machine guns.
Emus locked and loaded.
They won The Great Emu War of 1928 and they weren't the ones with machine guns.
It's a comfort to know that when the US is invaded by giraffes, elephants and crocodile the Commander in Chief will be able to pick which is which.
🦒 🐘 🐊
🦒 🐘 🐊
January 2, 2026 at 8:30 PM
It's a comfort to know that when the US is invaded by giraffes, elephants and crocodile the Commander in Chief will be able to pick which is which.
🦒 🐘 🐊
🦒 🐘 🐊
Actually, I'm down for this, provided he includes a Ronald McDonald outfit once a week.
Giant red shoes would be kind to bone spurs.
Giant red shoes would be kind to bone spurs.
January 2, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Actually, I'm down for this, provided he includes a Ronald McDonald outfit once a week.
Giant red shoes would be kind to bone spurs.
Giant red shoes would be kind to bone spurs.
Actually I'm down for this, provided he includes a Ronald Macdonald outfit once a week.
Giant yellow shoes would be kind to bone spurs.
Giant yellow shoes would be kind to bone spurs.
January 2, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Actually I'm down for this, provided he includes a Ronald Macdonald outfit once a week.
Giant yellow shoes would be kind to bone spurs.
Giant yellow shoes would be kind to bone spurs.
If ever you gain an interest in Aussie Rules football, i think you have the perfect disposition to join us supporters of the Melbourne Demons.
#afl
#melbournefc
#afl
#melbournefc
January 2, 2026 at 8:58 AM
If ever you gain an interest in Aussie Rules football, i think you have the perfect disposition to join us supporters of the Melbourne Demons.
#afl
#melbournefc
#afl
#melbournefc
Everyone died, but woke Antifa zombies resurrected them so they could wait for the rapture.
Or the New Year sales.
It was one or the other.
Or the New Year sales.
It was one or the other.
January 2, 2026 at 6:25 AM
Everyone died, but woke Antifa zombies resurrected them so they could wait for the rapture.
Or the New Year sales.
It was one or the other.
Or the New Year sales.
It was one or the other.
Escalate. Go the Oxford comma.
January 1, 2026 at 6:38 AM
Escalate. Go the Oxford comma.
Be fair.
it's gonna be a SCIF, and wait till you see the SCIF bathroom.
it's gonna be a SCIF, and wait till you see the SCIF bathroom.
January 1, 2026 at 6:29 AM
Be fair.
it's gonna be a SCIF, and wait till you see the SCIF bathroom.
it's gonna be a SCIF, and wait till you see the SCIF bathroom.
They all died, but woke Antifa zombies resurrected them so they could wait for the rapture.
Or the New Year sales.
It was one or the other.
Or the New Year sales.
It was one or the other.
January 1, 2026 at 4:52 AM
They all died, but woke Antifa zombies resurrected them so they could wait for the rapture.
Or the New Year sales.
It was one or the other.
Or the New Year sales.
It was one or the other.
But the Auto Traders Association loves him.
January 1, 2026 at 4:43 AM
But the Auto Traders Association loves him.