Pro: So many trans flags. Con: Too many Teslas. #orlandothoughts

“There is only one thing worse than fighting with your allies, and that’s fighting without them.”

—Victor Hugo

We’re entering the “worse” phase.

The administration is a perfect storm of dumb people who enjoy inflicting pain and are addicted to psychotic cruelty and quadrupling down. It ends in total ruin if you don't impeach him.

Am I depressed because of what's happening or am I depressed because of the people who somehow didn't see it coming?

Both. It's both.

Fucking rental car places. I didn't *want* a fucking JEEP; we reserved a KIA Soul. Now we have goddammit JEEP with seat warmers that won't stay turned off. In Florida. Fucking hell. #orlandothoughts

"We could go to the Kennedy Space Center." "Can we see an Elon shuttle blow up?" "FIREWORKS!?!" #orlandothoughts

"We're on the run from the mob. We can do anything before we have to testify next week. Sky's the limit." "Can we zipline over alligators?" ##orlandothoughts

"It would be so easy for me to kidnap children. Children love me." "It's a good thing we don't want kids." #orlandothoughts

"We could rent a swan for the day." "We could name him Sedrick." #orlandothoughts