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Loki’s Jamaican Variant
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I’m currently in the middle of a 30-day decluttering purge. The number of items you throw away or donate should correlate to the date of the month, but my mind doesn’t work that way and I’ve just been choosing random numbers and making sure I hit each target. So far, I’ve parted with over 210 items
Me every five minutes:

“RAM PUTU, NUH NYAM PUTU!”
August 31, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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In case I wasn’t clear…
July 16, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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In all its years on air, I don't remember the last time I watched, I just know it gave us Kelly, Fantasia, Jennifer, Clay, Ruben, Phillip and this awesome guy lol #americanidol
May 23, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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“The purpose of education is so you can get a good job”

No it’s not…. Nooooooo it’s not

The purpose of education is so you won’t be a dumb ass
May 13, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I’m visiting my cousin this weekend and she and her partner have a Google doc for visitors to provide their interests, fave snacks, allergies, dietary needs, and other preferences to make the stay wonderful.

WOMEN IN HOSPITALITY!!
May 13, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Yea it’s time to go to the pool 😎
May 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
No because why is one report taking me 6 hours to write 😭
May 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Cowboy Kelly
April 29, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Happy Cowboy Carter Tour Day to those who celebrate
April 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I took my melatonin and magnesium too early. I’m not gonna be able to stay up to watch the lives of tonight’s show 😭
April 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Neighbors!! We won a Webby Award for House Guest 😱
April 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Sinners (2025)
April 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I tend to have a list of at least 5 important things to do every single day.

Today, I only had it in me to complete 2.33_ of those things.
April 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I have no respect for people who believe that their side of things is the only version being voiced. You’re not talking to your child, you’re talking to another adult.

To refuse to hear the other person is juvenile and displays a gross lack of emotional intelligence and maturity.
March 30, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I knew my late afternoon nap would mess up my sleep schedule and I took the nap anyway. Now I’m wide awake as if the day is about to start 🙃
March 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Just went crazy in Barnes and Nobles for the kids of two of my friends. I take my Tia status seriously!

And one thing about me, I’m making sure the kids have something constructive to do!
March 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I’ve been living with my head in the clouds as if I don’t still need to get things for my Cowboy Carter/Chiltlin Circuit outfits!!! Tomorrow will be the day I get the last few items!
March 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Idk who said that walking in the morning is a great way to wake up…

Because I’m even more tired now than I was before the walk.
March 17, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I was planning to donate a pair of heels that have been sitting in my closet for years. I haven’t worn them because they didn’t fit when I bought them.

Now I feel conflicted for wanting to keep them lol
March 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Instituted a new rule today requiring my parents to text me before they call at random hours of the day so that my mind doesn’t automatically assume something terrible has happened.
March 14, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Me…
In bed…
Before 8:45pm?!

How come I didn’t get this information in the “Welcome to your Thirties” Orientation Packet?! 😭
March 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Had my annual review today and actually cried in the middle of explaining why my productivity had been down for a while. SOOOOOOOO embarrassing, but it was good to get it off my chest that I’m not just slacking off.
March 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
My love language is sending and receiving funny reels on instagram 🙂‍↕️
March 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Sometimes you wake up and realize you just need a day.

That was Wednesday for me.
March 7, 2025 at 1:57 PM
In my head, my arms look like this
Staying ready — because some people only understand force, ya know.
March 6, 2025 at 9:13 PM