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Olivia Computer
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I program computers for money and then use the money to buy treats for my cats, Lucky 🍀 and Onion 🧅.
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If I had to pick two actors to portray my cats in a movie Lucky would be played by Will Poulter and Onion would be played by Anya Taylor-Joy.
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Encyclopedia is such a weird word.
December 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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In order for America to actually heal its divisions, we need to reckon with its two original sins: the genocide of Native Americans by the initial government structures during and after the Revolution, and the deliberate sabotage of Reconstruction by the racist remnants of the South.
Our new golden age of free speech, where opposition to immigration enforcement can trigger a federal investigation
December 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
wh.. y... i appreciate the sentiment
every single day.
December 19, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I get the tinned fish out for dinner and suddenly the cats wanna' do tricks. Lucky is on the wheel. Onion is bringing me toys to trade.
December 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
One-shotted by Pluribus again.

I need this like water.
December 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Rice cooker song has the same effect as Star Trek: Deep Space Nine theme song. Instant stress relief. Good things are about to happen.
December 19, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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...it's *easy* to imagine how horrific it might be if you, or perhaps your child, were forced to endure an unwanted puberty, one that contradicts your fundamental understanding of yourself. if you can't apply this to trans kids' realities you're a f-ing monster juliaserano.medium.com/the-cass-rev...
December 18, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Lemon lavender soda lifting my mood slightly.

Probably just because I enjoy the flavors, sugar, and caffeine.
December 18, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I’ve tried to get myself to like blue cheese but my body reacts like it is poison every time. The moment it hits my tongue some evolutionary reflex kicks in and says “Bad. Don’t eat.“
December 18, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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I don’t fuck with blue cheese.
December 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Could a person with depression do this?! (grimly goes about activities of daily living)
December 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I have had too many frustrating phone calls today!
December 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Onion thinks the fish on the TV are real. If her development is like Lucky’s she will stop trying to catch them in about three months.
December 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Rare photo of me and both cats.
December 17, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Except for here, as a sort-of public diary, my experience with social media these days is typing a post or reply, waiting a second before sending, and then deleting the comment while thinking “Nobody needs to hear that.”

Even replies to people I know on here get deleted 95% of the time.
December 15, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Having an awful level of pain today, but Lucky is dedicated to showing me love at every opportunity. He’s cuddled up on the couch with me while I can barely breathe without feeling like there’s a knife in my side.
December 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Having yet another rough evening.
December 14, 2025 at 5:06 AM
If I had to pick two actors to portray my cats in a movie Lucky would be played by Will Poulter and Onion would be played by Anya Taylor-Joy.
December 14, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Oh neat, a bunch of quote posts of people arguing about an imagined scenario.
December 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I miss my dog. Rest in peace, buddy. Thank you for being my friend.
December 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
My life got worse when I moved to a newer apartment and couldn't replace any of the fixtures with my Hue lights that automatically dimmed and turned off when it was time to go to bed.

I miss living like I'm on the Enterprise D and having Siri set all my lights to "amber" for meditation.
okay I hate to admit it but those hue lamps that Philips makes are perfect autism lighting. diffuse glowing light all around you, in any color and brightness you want, all the way down to something so dim you can't even see it unless it's pitch black. you can even make them flicker like candlelight.
December 13, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I have both worked at a Blockbuster and been to the library for DVDs recently and the vibes are totally different.
“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there
December 13, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Lucky asleep on his chair.
December 13, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I'd let them take a whole rib out if it fixed the pain at this point, as long as I got to keep it so that I could fashion some kind of occult wand to curse my enemies with.

"I wouldn't wish this pain on anyone."

You're better than me!
December 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM