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@sayambular.bsky.social
they hate to see a girlboss stimming
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we NEED another WPA. men who should be building “DAMS” are instead spamming my “DMs”! !
🎶 hang on Lord we’re gonna bite for you
December 16, 2025 at 4:30 AM
🎶 hang on Lord we’re gonna bite for you
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You call yourself a misandrist, yet you are against gambling? One of the leading causes in male suicide
December 16, 2025 at 12:10 AM
You call yourself a misandrist, yet you are against gambling? One of the leading causes in male suicide
hey @itsphetz.bsky.social I did this survey while I was away from here and it made me think of you
December 16, 2025 at 1:45 AM
hey @itsphetz.bsky.social I did this survey while I was away from here and it made me think of you
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*james earl jones voice* me, I want a hula hoop
December 15, 2025 at 11:10 PM
*james earl jones voice* me, I want a hula hoop
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If I was on that plane it wouldn’t have gone down like that
December 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
If I was on that plane it wouldn’t have gone down like that
Brian Wilson invented the calendar when he wrote “🎶Christmas comes this time each year”
December 15, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Brian Wilson invented the calendar when he wrote “🎶Christmas comes this time each year”
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Average American motorist: "Beep beep I'm Hitler"
December 15, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Average American motorist: "Beep beep I'm Hitler"
so many otherwise beautiful women wearing Uggs in icy weather…where’s your traction my sisters. You look like shit AND you’re going to slip, pick a struggle 💔💔💔
December 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
so many otherwise beautiful women wearing Uggs in icy weather…where’s your traction my sisters. You look like shit AND you’re going to slip, pick a struggle 💔💔💔
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Some of you on here
December 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Some of you on here
has anyone considered that elf on the shelf is a panopticon for toddlers. has anyone posted about that on social media
December 14, 2025 at 3:33 PM
has anyone considered that elf on the shelf is a panopticon for toddlers. has anyone posted about that on social media
there’s a dang fly on Mike pence
December 12, 2025 at 4:31 AM
there’s a dang fly on Mike pence
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Christmas pic from the groomers
December 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Christmas pic from the groomers
I put jokes in my notes app while I was away. sorta ran out of steam towards the end. Enjoy these timely topical gems
December 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I put jokes in my notes app while I was away. sorta ran out of steam towards the end. Enjoy these timely topical gems
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I’m gonna get really into painting warhammer figurines. I’m gonna call them “my Warhammer dolls” and if anyone asks me a question about the game I will pretend I didn’t know there was a game, I just like doing doll makeup
September 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I’m gonna get really into painting warhammer figurines. I’m gonna call them “my Warhammer dolls” and if anyone asks me a question about the game I will pretend I didn’t know there was a game, I just like doing doll makeup
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(seeing my heap of oily rags begin to spontaneously combust) my rags!
September 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
(seeing my heap of oily rags begin to spontaneously combust) my rags!
does anyone want to forge a complex alliance
December 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
does anyone want to forge a complex alliance
I’m finally ready to admit that it’s not enough for me to be an auntie to my loved one’s dogs, I need my own dog!!! I’m gonna do it!!! Except I’m gonna wait until I’m employed so I can send it to Kumon and buy it designer clothing
September 7, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I’m finally ready to admit that it’s not enough for me to be an auntie to my loved one’s dogs, I need my own dog!!! I’m gonna do it!!! Except I’m gonna wait until I’m employed so I can send it to Kumon and buy it designer clothing
Whenever I'm in Google slides or Docs I always get confused by the image import menu options and am continually prompted to add the only image I've ever added to Google Photos apparently
September 7, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Whenever I'm in Google slides or Docs I always get confused by the image import menu options and am continually prompted to add the only image I've ever added to Google Photos apparently
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I’ve been listening to Gloria on repeat to get pumped every morning for like a week and it always makes me think of this @itsphetz.bsky.social tweet. Sorry I couldn’t find the original I had to search “Cornholio” in my photos
August 20, 2024 at 1:39 PM
I’ve been listening to Gloria on repeat to get pumped every morning for like a week and it always makes me think of this @itsphetz.bsky.social tweet. Sorry I couldn’t find the original I had to search “Cornholio” in my photos
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you never have to get ready if you stay ready
November 10, 2024 at 7:56 PM
you never have to get ready if you stay ready
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there is a girl in New York City who calls herself a human trampoline
February 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
there is a girl in New York City who calls herself a human trampoline
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lol thanks dad
April 3, 2025 at 1:11 PM
lol thanks dad