Just remember that they had a chance to stop this and didn’t.

They’re all the same.

Hear me out: We unleash Birds fans on whatever federal building Elon is hiding out in. Knock down poles, break down doors. This country fucking started with Philly it can be saved by Philly. 🦅

Has anyone heard if the stairs that Mitch McConnell fell on are okay? #thoughtsandprayers

I never want to hear another fucking word about Hillary’s emails. #fdt #impeachtrump #arrestelon

Thou shalt impeach the motherfucker.

I don’t pretend to know how the military works, but when does that oath to the Constitution kick in?

Hey, I don’t know what was on Hunter Biden’s laptop but I’m pretty fucking sure it wasn’t everybody’s social security. #arrestelon

Has no one else seen Die Hard 4? Cause I feel like I’m the only one who has seen Die Hard 4. Call Justin Long. Call Mary Elizabeth Winstead. I’ll give Bruce Willis a pass on this one, but get someone in here and stop this bullshit at the Treasury Dept!!!

I sure hate this timeline we’re on, but dammit, I missed being able to work the word “bigly” into as many conversations as possible.

When I was younger I thought Human Resources meant “resources for humans” as I got older I realized it meant “humans are resources”.

Can we stop this “We need to be the light that shines through” bullshit. One side of the fight are lying, cheating, criminals, and the other side is like “keep your head up, sport.” Are you fucking kidding me?!?

Are we gonna talk about Kamala reminding us of our power, and that it’s the same power we had before November 5th? Maybe tell Biden. I don’t have presidential immunity. I voted. Trump cheated. Dems let him. What am I supposed to do about it?!?

When he said he was going to drain the swamp, I guess we should have asked if it was going straight into the cabinet. #trump #draintheswamp #cabinet

So is Biden going to do anything to help democracy with all this #presidentialimmunity at his disposal, or do only the bad guys get to use that?