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i got black dye all over my fingers and nails yesterday and it wont come off cuz of the developer i used #mynecrosis
January 3, 2026 at 2:36 PM
okay scratch that no one run their car thru here both my clients today were a delight :/
January 2, 2026 at 11:54 PM
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What a weird name for a dog. But sorry for their loss.
October 22, 2025 at 10:08 AM
im doing foils for 8 hrs straight today can someone come run their car thru the salon
January 2, 2026 at 2:19 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 2:15 AM
DUDE a fucking like CONCRETE SLAB fell out someones car right in front of me on the highway and smashed the fuck out of the front of my car half my grill is just Gone im pissed
December 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
my schedule is Fully booked for friday and saturday which is like. good but also im So scared
December 30, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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This is just going to always be my go-to response to this kind of thing anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...
December 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
one of many wendy-torrence-esque fits
December 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
i tried drawing smthn 3 different times 3 diff ways and it came out ass every timeso i gave up and im this now
December 26, 2025 at 5:05 AM
watched the first two eps of Weird Thangs szn 5 cuz my mom wanted to and bro
December 26, 2025 at 3:42 AM
"check out our mission tag on how we help the environment :) and also we use gen ai to make our shirt designs :)" ay fuck off you
December 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
the fairies and i have made some....Figgy Pudding.......all are welcome to join us .....
December 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
nice early xmas gift email from DPOR sending me the exact same copy paste email they sent me before with no progress on figuring out this stupid licensing shit . DONT pmo
December 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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In the Miami airport. Oohh… Aahhh.
December 20, 2024 at 9:51 PM
every couple years me and matt go ice skating and then we're like oh yeah. we're not good at this and our feet hurt. lets stop after 20 mins and get yummy dinner yay
December 22, 2025 at 11:44 PM
In every life i would play toys with you
December 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
which of your ocs are kiki and which are bouba
December 20, 2025 at 1:08 PM
WE'RE GETTING NEW SHAMPOO CHAIRS AT WORK YAAAAAAA
December 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
ugh what a day.... need a smoke...
December 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
i love asking my cats "why do you hate mommy?" bc of how little they care whenever they knock some shit over
December 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
i only have 2 clients today so i think im gonna stop by the animal shelter to be like Show me the mf who keeps tagging bunnies as rats
December 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
ive been looking at shelters for rats butmy local shelter for some reason INCESSANTLY tags bunnies as rats?!?!?!?
December 18, 2025 at 5:26 AM
do yall remember angus thongs and perfect snogging. i just had a vivid flashback of watching that at a middle/elementary school slumber party
December 18, 2025 at 5:01 AM
hoooly moly this problem w my license is giving me so much anxiety why does shit like this have to be so complicated
December 17, 2025 at 6:26 PM