Ollie Swasey
@olliews.bsky.social
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Writer, baker, lover of vampires. They/them. Fiction appears in Olit Magazine, God's Cruel Joke, Reader Beware, Bewildering Stories and elsewhere. Tumblr: metaphorfordeath.tumblr.com
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Hello #writingcommunity, I'm new to this platform and I'd love it if you took a moment to check out some of my short fiction; this post on my blog has links to everything available right now: www.tumblr.com/metaphorford... Stay tuned for new stuff forthcoming in God's Cruel Joke later this year!
Places You Can Read My Work
Updated January 24th, 2025 "Anti-Psychotic" -- A person living with schizophrenia reckons with the realization that their delusions may have more basis in reality than they thought. Originally appea…
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olliews.bsky.social
Thanks very much to Lee @godscrueljokelp.bsky.social for his tireless work on this gem of a magazine, and for making space for fucked up art in a culture that sorely needs it.
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Thrilled to share that my story "Butterfly Stitch" is out today in GCJ5! Following a conviction for performing illegal abortions, a disgraced transsexual surgeon turns to backalley work offering gender affirming surgeries to those with nowhere else to go. www.godscrueljokelit.com/5-speculativ...
SPECULATIVE EROTICS — God's Cruel Joke
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We just came back from an awesome double feature of Ghost Ship and The Fog screened on the deck of the USS Salem in Quincy, definitely one of the coolest @thecoolidge.bsky.social events I've ever been to
A photo of the USS Salem, a decommissioned Navy battleship, docked in a harbor at sunset. A photo of an outdoor film screen at night. A man with a red beard is speaking on stage, and a title card on the screen reads "Coolidge After Midnite Presents Ghost Ship and The Fog Aboard the Sea Witch."
olliews.bsky.social
Hard to overstate how psyched I am for this issue, no one is doing it like GCJ. Look for my new story "Butterfly Stitch" when this comes out next week--if you think you can stomach it.
godscrueljokelp.bsky.social
It is a pleasure to finally announce that Issue 5 - Speculative Erotics is complete and will be releasing 9/26, with back-to-back bruisers from 27 contributors!
Saying this issue is gnarly is a massive understatement - unprecedented levels of depravity and dissolution.
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My new story "Newshawk's Crawl" is out today in Bewildering Stories! Thank you to Don Webb and the rest of the Ed staff, it's a pleasure to have this piece out in the world.
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Newshawk’s Crawl
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Cinnamon babka for sunday dinner
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RIP Tom Lehrer - the day he announced his items were public domain on a website, we mirrored it. Thank you for your service

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Internet Archive: Digital Library of Free & Borrowable Texts, Movies, Music & Wayback Machine
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olliews.bsky.social
Hello #writingcommunity, I'm new to this platform and I'd love it if you took a moment to check out some of my short fiction; this post on my blog has links to everything available right now: www.tumblr.com/metaphorford... Stay tuned for new stuff forthcoming in God's Cruel Joke later this year!
Places You Can Read My Work
Updated January 24th, 2025 "Anti-Psychotic" -- A person living with schizophrenia reckons with the realization that their delusions may have more basis in reality than they thought. Originally appea…
www.tumblr.com
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olliews.bsky.social
These are but two of the literal hundreds of photos I took on our trip, from Cape Sounion on the last day and at the Temple of Hephaestus at the ancient agora
A bright orange sunset over Cape Sounion in Greece The Temple of Hephaestus in Athens, Greece half-hidden by trees in front of a pale blue late afternoon sky
olliews.bsky.social
On 1/1/25 just after midnight I saw an owl while walking home from a party and took it as an omen. Fast forward to now, while my wife and I were in Greece last week I got not one but TWO awesome emails (one partial request and one job offer)! It seems like Athena might be on my side this year 🦉
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kendrawcandraw.bsky.social
One bright side to being forced to live in an AI slop tornado is now I see my artistic mistakes as incredibly endearing. The human machine of my body made that weird line. My worst day of drawing is completely untouchably better than anything AI will ever produce until the heat death of the universe
olliews.bsky.social
Vampire hunters keep killing Maggie's friends, and now he's been framed for a crime he didn't commit. When a retired PI learns his secret, she becomes an unexpected ally in his search for the truth.
🔎Urban fantasy/mystery
🌈LGBTQ cast
🦇Vampire MC
♾️ND rep
WWDITS x WE SOLVE MURDERS
#LuckyPit #PopUpPitA
olliews.bsky.social
300 characters feels like so few, I have no idea how other people are fitting so much into their pitches! If I were better at moodboards maybe that would help...
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WWDITS X WE SOLVE MURDERS
While laying low during a surge of slayings, a vampire living in Miami is framed for a crime he didn't commit. When a retired private detective gets involved and learns his secret, she becomes an unexpected ally in his hunt for the true culprit. #LuckyPit #PopUpPitA
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"As a millennial, my experience with American politics has been as a kind of republic of gestures." Brandon Taylor continues to be one of the best and most approachable thinkers of the era.

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be so serious right now homie
symbol collapse of a failed regime
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olliews.bsky.social
Congratulations!!!
dogtective.bsky.social
Really excited to announce that my debut book, the first in a middle grade trilogy about dragons and labor rights, will be published by Abrams in spring 2026. Many many thanks to my amazing agent @sarahnfisk.bsky.social and @thetobiasagency.bsky.social for making my lifelong dream come true.
A Publishers Marketplace deal report: Lambda Literary Fellow Liv Mae Morris's DRAGON HOUSE, about a boy who gets a job taking care of a charming array of dragons, to Erica Finkel at Abrams Children's, in a good deal, in a pre-empt, in a three-book deal, for publication in spring 2026, by Sarah Fisk at the Tobias Literary Agency (world).
olliews.bsky.social
Hello #writingcommunity, I'm new to this platform and I'd love it if you took a moment to check out some of my short fiction; this post on my blog has links to everything available right now: www.tumblr.com/metaphorford... Stay tuned for new stuff forthcoming in God's Cruel Joke later this year!
Places You Can Read My Work
Updated January 24th, 2025 "Anti-Psychotic" -- A person living with schizophrenia reckons with the realization that their delusions may have more basis in reality than they thought. Originally appea…
www.tumblr.com
Reposted by Ollie Swasey
kendrarara.bsky.social
In a faltering empire, a thief steals a crown from the ruling family, sparking a battle of wits with a spymaster. Drawn together by their contest, the two become tangled in a deadly web of conspiracies as their rivalry turns to unlikely alliance. SIX OF CROWS + FOUNDRYSIDE #2025Pit #A #F #LGBTQ
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tixanfy.bsky.social
Ben lives free & easy to spite his dad, but now there's a new 24/7 bodyguard getting in Ben's way. He'd be more annoyed if not for the fact that someone wants him dead, and he needs help stopping whoever that is.

disco elysium + a marvellous light + the locked tomb
#2025Pit #A #SPF #S #LGBTQ
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victorialilly.bsky.social
CRIMSON PEAK x THE HAUNTING OF BLY MANOR
An unsolved massacre. A haunted house. A prodigy spirit-medium commissioned to resolve both.
But she doesn't know that she did not come to the house as a hunter, but as prey.
#2025Pit #A #H #R #amquerying
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DRESDEN FILES X GRAVITY FALLS

Girl meets boy. Girl meets monsters. Girl has to save the town. Sometimes what you don't know can kill you in Bludeye Beach.

👧Character driven
🫂Found family
💕Slow burn romance
👻Monster menagerie

#2025pit #A #Q #H #F
A tourism style poster showing several bright and cheerful images of sandy beaches and people playing in the water. The bottom image is a smiling girl with big red X's over her eyes. Over the collage are the words "Welcome to Bludeye Beach", and over that text a graffiti style phrase "something is wrong in bludeye beach"
olliews.bsky.social
WWDITS x THURSDAY MURDER CLUB

During a troubling surge of slayings, an ancient vampire living in Miami finds himself framed for a crime he didn't commit. When a retired private detective learns his secret, she becomes an unexpected ally in his hunt for the true culprit. #2025Pit #A #M #SPF #LGBTQ