No kids! And the convo was much longer and somehow worse and so I sat down and just listened for a while even though I had to write about marmots. Just a very weird time on planet Earth

if I weren't married I'd be celibate I fear

Jarrett and I talk about that ALL THE TIME. He is also 9 years younger than me, so he was 14, but I was in my early 20s. He makes me describe it like a hungry person reads restaurant reviews.

could our theoretical quantum physicists weigh in and let me know how much longer we'll be in this timeline (doomsday clock says 85 secs)

how did you know I was listening to that rn

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aahahahhah

Dude I'm trying to write about donkey evolution and I just CANNOT function productively

okay well we dont love that

I am wearing your podmother's giant parka he got in high school. And a hat. But I love it. I'm like a little lost penguin.

Do a lot of people hate on Boston? As a life-long West Coaster, we are mostly dialed into the SF/LA hatred which is one-sided because people in my hometown of SF loathe LA and LA is Don Draper about it