Omnes Omnibus
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Oh, I don't know, I'm just a hack lawyer who drinks too much and falls in love with girls. He/him.
Both the “faxing credenza” and “the helicopters are not laughing” memes from Balloon Juice began with this: balloon-juice.com/2009/10/15/n...
Balloon Juice - Now it can be told
I’ve been laughing about this all day, pretty certain that Balloon Boy was okay, but I held off on posting it until I knew for sure: this is the funniest Tweet I’ve read in a while, though maybe that ...
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February 12, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Both the “faxing credenza” and “the helicopters are not laughing” memes from Balloon Juice began with this: balloon-juice.com/2009/10/15/n...
There is a blog that needs to fax its credenzas to @johngcole.bsky.social asap!
February 12, 2026 at 12:36 AM
There is a blog that needs to fax its credenzas to @johngcole.bsky.social asap!
Dudes in dresses has been a thing in the Army forever. Any dining-in had either the burliest or the prettiest 2LT in a dress during a skit.
February 9, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Dudes in dresses has been a thing in the Army forever. Any dining-in had either the burliest or the prettiest 2LT in a dress during a skit.
Are you saying they were hasty?
February 9, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Are you saying they were hasty?
Ents at Isengard.
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Ents at Isengard.
Now do Gritty...
February 9, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Now do Gritty...
Said whilst wearing an onion on your belt?
February 9, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Said whilst wearing an onion on your belt?
I think there is a vaccine for that now.
February 9, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I think there is a vaccine for that now.