Omnes Omnibus
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Oh, I don't know, I'm just a hack lawyer who drinks too much and falls in love with girls. He/him.
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Huge news from Blakeney Point...
December 27, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Huge news from Blakeney Point...
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🎶O Christmas Cheese
O Christmas Cheese
Please come and coat my arteries🎶
O Christmas Cheese
Please come and coat my arteries🎶
December 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
🎶O Christmas Cheese
O Christmas Cheese
Please come and coat my arteries🎶
O Christmas Cheese
Please come and coat my arteries🎶
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Wishing you all a merry day in the Universe with whatever you believe caused it. Be happy.
December 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Wishing you all a merry day in the Universe with whatever you believe caused it. Be happy.
You will be visited by three spirits.
December 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
You will be visited by three spirits.
Christmas Day is in our grasp
So long as we have hands to grasp.
Christmas Day will always be
Just as long as we have we.
Welcome Christmas while we stand
Heart to heart and hand in hand.
So long as we have hands to grasp.
Christmas Day will always be
Just as long as we have we.
Welcome Christmas while we stand
Heart to heart and hand in hand.
December 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Christmas Day is in our grasp
So long as we have hands to grasp.
Christmas Day will always be
Just as long as we have we.
Welcome Christmas while we stand
Heart to heart and hand in hand.
So long as we have hands to grasp.
Christmas Day will always be
Just as long as we have we.
Welcome Christmas while we stand
Heart to heart and hand in hand.
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Other things found to cause radar interference include the judiciary, Black people, impossible burgers, NPR, immigrants, people who are rude to me in restaurants, being banned from seeing my grandchildren, Black people again, free and fair elections, and people who refuse to follow me on Twitter.
Burgum: "Today we're sending notifications to the 5 large offshore wind projects that are under construction that their leases will be suspended due to national security concerns ... the Dept of War has come back conclusively that these large offshore wind programs create radar interference"
December 22, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Other things found to cause radar interference include the judiciary, Black people, impossible burgers, NPR, immigrants, people who are rude to me in restaurants, being banned from seeing my grandchildren, Black people again, free and fair elections, and people who refuse to follow me on Twitter.
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Did she break into Barbara Mandrell's outfit supply?
December 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Did she break into Barbara Mandrell's outfit supply?
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Nicki Minaj called Trump handsome at TPUSA and now I want HER to take a cognitive test
December 21, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Nicki Minaj called Trump handsome at TPUSA and now I want HER to take a cognitive test
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One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.
December 21, 2025 at 7:19 AM
One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.
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yknow who's not in the epstein files. i feel confident in that one
December 21, 2025 at 3:47 AM
yknow who's not in the epstein files. i feel confident in that one
Thread!
It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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December 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Thread!
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Me: I feel a deep, mystical connection to you.
Ouija board: S-T-O-P-C-A-L-L-I-N-G-W-E-B-R-O-K-E-U-P
Ouija board: S-T-O-P-C-A-L-L-I-N-G-W-E-B-R-O-K-E-U-P
December 19, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Me: I feel a deep, mystical connection to you.
Ouija board: S-T-O-P-C-A-L-L-I-N-G-W-E-B-R-O-K-E-U-P
Ouija board: S-T-O-P-C-A-L-L-I-N-G-W-E-B-R-O-K-E-U-P
I barked at a dog today. It was in another car one lane over. It had its head out the window and just barking away. I pulled up next to it, put my window down, and barked at it. It turned and looked at me with a very puzzled expression. High point of my day.
December 20, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I barked at a dog today. It was in another car one lane over. It had its head out the window and just barking away. I pulled up next to it, put my window down, and barked at it. It turned and looked at me with a very puzzled expression. High point of my day.
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There will come a time when people of good faith are empowered to uphold the law.
When that time comes, Illinois will have the testimony and records needed to pursue justice to its fullest extent.
The truth of what Trump and his masked agents are doing in Chicago will be told.
When that time comes, Illinois will have the testimony and records needed to pursue justice to its fullest extent.
The truth of what Trump and his masked agents are doing in Chicago will be told.
"They had done nothing wrong. They were not protesting. They were not chasing ICE vehicles. They were simply shopping."
Matt DeMateo recounts how three U.S. citizens, including a toddler, were tear gassed in Cicero by federal agents.
Matt DeMateo recounts how three U.S. citizens, including a toddler, were tear gassed in Cicero by federal agents.
December 18, 2025 at 11:34 PM
There will come a time when people of good faith are empowered to uphold the law.
When that time comes, Illinois will have the testimony and records needed to pursue justice to its fullest extent.
The truth of what Trump and his masked agents are doing in Chicago will be told.
When that time comes, Illinois will have the testimony and records needed to pursue justice to its fullest extent.
The truth of what Trump and his masked agents are doing in Chicago will be told.
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Just to be clear. It’s the John F Kennedy center legally.
Just like it’s still the department of defense
Just like it’s still the department of defense
December 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Just to be clear. It’s the John F Kennedy center legally.
Just like it’s still the department of defense
Just like it’s still the department of defense
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My contribution to the aesthetics debate is that liberals should adopt Art Deco and just whatever FDR did.
You want building to look fucking dopt? Art Deco.
You want a poster that really slaps? WPA.
You want building to look fucking dopt? Art Deco.
You want a poster that really slaps? WPA.
December 19, 2025 at 2:53 PM
My contribution to the aesthetics debate is that liberals should adopt Art Deco and just whatever FDR did.
You want building to look fucking dopt? Art Deco.
You want a poster that really slaps? WPA.
You want building to look fucking dopt? Art Deco.
You want a poster that really slaps? WPA.
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
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An immigration attorney in Dallas representing a US citizen who was abducted by ICE is asking for help circulating this video
December 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
An immigration attorney in Dallas representing a US citizen who was abducted by ICE is asking for help circulating this video
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Goodnight from Polly Linwood, regretting giving her dolls pear brandy at their tea party given the things they are now whispering in the dark. Goodnight from the shade of Old Mother Parnella, withering the greensward on her regular patrol of Bray Edge Lane. Goodnight from Hookland.
December 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Goodnight from Polly Linwood, regretting giving her dolls pear brandy at their tea party given the things they are now whispering in the dark. Goodnight from the shade of Old Mother Parnella, withering the greensward on her regular patrol of Bray Edge Lane. Goodnight from Hookland.
Trump really hates the JFK Kennedys. I also think destroying RFK Jr probably gives him a little thrill.
December 18, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Trump really hates the JFK Kennedys. I also think destroying RFK Jr probably gives him a little thrill.
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That’s a disgusting comment about Biden.
December 18, 2025 at 2:57 AM
That’s a disgusting comment about Biden.
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Sign the Petition
Turn the Boylston Street Tesla Dealership into a Waffle House
c.org
December 17, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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I want the people who self-righteously declared that voting for harm reduction in the 2024 presidential election was not the morally correct thing to do to really look at that headline and internalize it.
NEW: Without USAID funding to help buy food for refugees, the World Food Program rushed to prioritize families based on need, determining that only half the population would get food.
Refugees learned which half they were in from a number stamped on the back of their ration card.
Refugees learned which half they were in from a number stamped on the back of their ration card.
After Trump Officials Cut Food Aid to Kenya, Children Starved to Death
“Brutal and traumatizing”: Interviews and a trove of internal documents show government officials and aid workers desperately tried to warn Trump advisers about impending disaster and death.
www.propublica.org
December 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I want the people who self-righteously declared that voting for harm reduction in the 2024 presidential election was not the morally correct thing to do to really look at that headline and internalize it.
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Can we get something straight?
Putin did influence the Brexit referendum.
That's a fact.
The question remains, to what degree were those efforts effective?
Given the tiny margin...Putin's interference could easily have made the difference.
Putin did influence the Brexit referendum.
That's a fact.
The question remains, to what degree were those efforts effective?
Given the tiny margin...Putin's interference could easily have made the difference.
December 17, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Can we get something straight?
Putin did influence the Brexit referendum.
That's a fact.
The question remains, to what degree were those efforts effective?
Given the tiny margin...Putin's interference could easily have made the difference.
Putin did influence the Brexit referendum.
That's a fact.
The question remains, to what degree were those efforts effective?
Given the tiny margin...Putin's interference could easily have made the difference.