Lancifer
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Sagittarius horoscope
November 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Sagittarius horoscope
A pack of dogs.
A herd of cats.
An unkindness of ravens.
A murder of crows.
Should we go with
A MOTHERFUCK of Lances
-or-
A GODFUCKINGDAMNIT of Lances
? Either way, capslock isn't optional, I'm afraid.
A herd of cats.
An unkindness of ravens.
A murder of crows.
Should we go with
A MOTHERFUCK of Lances
-or-
A GODFUCKINGDAMNIT of Lances
? Either way, capslock isn't optional, I'm afraid.
November 17, 2025 at 1:11 AM
A pack of dogs.
A herd of cats.
An unkindness of ravens.
A murder of crows.
Should we go with
A MOTHERFUCK of Lances
-or-
A GODFUCKINGDAMNIT of Lances
? Either way, capslock isn't optional, I'm afraid.
A herd of cats.
An unkindness of ravens.
A murder of crows.
Should we go with
A MOTHERFUCK of Lances
-or-
A GODFUCKINGDAMNIT of Lances
? Either way, capslock isn't optional, I'm afraid.
If it's champagne and not from the French region of Champagne, it's still sham-pagne.
October 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
If it's champagne and not from the French region of Champagne, it's still sham-pagne.
The Drakulas. About as Draculy as Vampire Weekend is vampie, but I guess they could have done worse because like Cheech in From Dusk til Dawn, they suck.
October 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
The Drakulas. About as Draculy as Vampire Weekend is vampie, but I guess they could have done worse because like Cheech in From Dusk til Dawn, they suck.
You can have America's crown when you pry it from the people's cold, dead hands.
October 18, 2025 at 3:07 PM
You can have America's crown when you pry it from the people's cold, dead hands.
Hahahaohmyfuckingod... according to the CDC, industrial construction workers are SIX GODDAMNED TIMES more likely to die by suicide than on-the-job accidents. In an already dangerous, man-slayer environment, our personal Hells are still the biggest hazard by far. Wheee...
September 26, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Hahahaohmyfuckingod... according to the CDC, industrial construction workers are SIX GODDAMNED TIMES more likely to die by suicide than on-the-job accidents. In an already dangerous, man-slayer environment, our personal Hells are still the biggest hazard by far. Wheee...
Put yourself in my clown shoes.
September 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Put yourself in my clown shoes.
Lukewarm girl-on-girl action
August 30, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Lukewarm girl-on-girl action
Speaking as the ('97 official, motherfucker) former Brujah Elder of the South-Central Region of the United States of America, I can, even in my heirophancy, say that Paradox has unequivocally captured the essence of gothic-punk with Vampire: the Masquerade - Bloodlines 2's day-one Toreadore DLC.
August 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Speaking as the ('97 official, motherfucker) former Brujah Elder of the South-Central Region of the United States of America, I can, even in my heirophancy, say that Paradox has unequivocally captured the essence of gothic-punk with Vampire: the Masquerade - Bloodlines 2's day-one Toreadore DLC.
Mission: catch a heavy buzz after getting rained out but before the time on the clock you would have gotten off: check.
Mission: weatherstripping you've been meaning to get to for a few years: fuck this shit because you were unaware just how many of these cabinets opened to the outside world.
Mission: weatherstripping you've been meaning to get to for a few years: fuck this shit because you were unaware just how many of these cabinets opened to the outside world.
August 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Mission: catch a heavy buzz after getting rained out but before the time on the clock you would have gotten off: check.
Mission: weatherstripping you've been meaning to get to for a few years: fuck this shit because you were unaware just how many of these cabinets opened to the outside world.
Mission: weatherstripping you've been meaning to get to for a few years: fuck this shit because you were unaware just how many of these cabinets opened to the outside world.
Okay, keyboard Bob died. You're never going to see him try to unsuccessfully leech attention from the actual, musical band on stage again at Three Links or Reno's or wherever down in Deep Ellum.
August 12, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Okay, keyboard Bob died. You're never going to see him try to unsuccessfully leech attention from the actual, musical band on stage again at Three Links or Reno's or wherever down in Deep Ellum.
Not a speck of dark is showing,
So the danger must be growing.
Is the heat index of Hell a glowing?
Does the sky have us sun-stroking?
Yes! The danger must be growing!
Ra's solar barge keeps rowing!
And he's certainly not showing
Any signs that he is slowing!
Stop the boat.
So the danger must be growing.
Is the heat index of Hell a glowing?
Does the sky have us sun-stroking?
Yes! The danger must be growing!
Ra's solar barge keeps rowing!
And he's certainly not showing
Any signs that he is slowing!
Stop the boat.
August 8, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Not a speck of dark is showing,
So the danger must be growing.
Is the heat index of Hell a glowing?
Does the sky have us sun-stroking?
Yes! The danger must be growing!
Ra's solar barge keeps rowing!
And he's certainly not showing
Any signs that he is slowing!
Stop the boat.
So the danger must be growing.
Is the heat index of Hell a glowing?
Does the sky have us sun-stroking?
Yes! The danger must be growing!
Ra's solar barge keeps rowing!
And he's certainly not showing
Any signs that he is slowing!
Stop the boat.
And here the whole time I was thinking it was, "the obligatory Hendrix purge." It was, "perm," all along. Got some pinhole burns in my shirt this morning that had me thinking of it. From grinding, though. Not hash.
August 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
And here the whole time I was thinking it was, "the obligatory Hendrix purge." It was, "perm," all along. Got some pinhole burns in my shirt this morning that had me thinking of it. From grinding, though. Not hash.
Unicorns went from only associating with virgin lasses to being willing side pieces to you and your partner simultaneously.
I am not really quite sure of the catalyst. It happened while I wasn't looking.
I am not really quite sure of the catalyst. It happened while I wasn't looking.
August 6, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Unicorns went from only associating with virgin lasses to being willing side pieces to you and your partner simultaneously.
I am not really quite sure of the catalyst. It happened while I wasn't looking.
I am not really quite sure of the catalyst. It happened while I wasn't looking.
I've called for deinforcements.
August 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I've called for deinforcements.
Mid-century modern life crisis
August 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Mid-century modern life crisis
Asking for a fiend.
August 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Asking for a fiend.
But Pagliacci, I AM doctor!
August 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
But Pagliacci, I AM doctor!