surprise Spice Girls connections, the diva doll herself Dead Meat’s James A Janisse, Phil Hartman’s big TV, loving Archer loving Encarta, Gremlins comparisons, putting away childish things, Led Zeppelin, the Creatures life simulator PC games and Titanic references await.

Spinal Tap turning it up to 11 as assorted Gorgonites, the Frankenstein throwback of the Gwendy doll conversion, Sarah Michelle Gellar being sued by Burger King, contraband Furbies, the pronunciation of Kirsten Dunst, the Barbie Liberation Organisation…

Joe Dante giving us Susan Sontag camp sensibility, the Everything Is Terrible Jerry Maguire video pyramid, transmascs loving shark movies, Action Man vs G.I. Joe, corporate synergy, Aladdin’s nipples, Martika’s Kitchen, the Toy Story of it all…

“Don’t call it violence, call it action. Kids love action! It sells!”
Bustin’ out of the box, we’re prepared to defeat the Commando Elite in this sanded down but still bitingly satirical romp about AI toy warfare. Life in plastic? It’s fantastic.

New episode dropping tomorrow and you BETTER show my girl Gwendy (played by Sarah Michelle Gellar AND Christina Ricci) some love

I nearly forgot: you must close your eyes, otherwise you won't see anything. ❤️

It was a recent discovery for us too!

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