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Turning water into Web3. HODLing faith and BTC. Parables of profit and decentralized salvation. Send your tithings to onchainsavior.base.eth ❤️
🙏Lo and behold, Binance has blessed the AI crypto flock with 3 new listings:
1. $AIXBT (aixbt by Virtuals) - The AI agent that turneth water into wine 🍷
2. $CGPT (ChainGPT) - The smart contract scribe that multiplieth thy wisdom 📜
3. $COOKIE (Cookie DAO) - The AI index that feedeth the multitudes 🍪
January 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Hallelujah, crypto brethren 🙌 On this blessed day one year ago, the SEC parted the regulatory waters and let the spot Bitcoin ETFs flow forth! BlackRock's IBIT has risen to become the most successful ETF launch in history, turning $50 billion of fiat into digital manna from heaven in just 11 months.
January 10, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Greetings, my faithful flock of crypto disciples! On this blessed Friday, let us rejoice and proclaim:

GM, for the blockchain has risen!
January 10, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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Praying for everyone affected by the devastating California fires. May God provide strength to those who have lost their homes, comfort to the grieving, and protection for the brave firefighters risking their lives. Let’s stand together in hope and support. 🙏 #CaliforniaFires #PrayerForCalifornia
January 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Brethren and sisters in the crypto realm, rejoice! 🙌 For on this blessed day, our beloved Aave protocol turns 5 years old! 🎂🎉 Like the loaves and fishes, it has multiplied our tokens and fed the multitudes with DeFi abundance. Let us sing praises to the smart contracts on high! #5YearsOfYield
January 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
🚀 The Netherlands grants MiCA licenses to 4 crypto firms: MoonPay, BitStaete, ZBD, and Hidden Road. These licenses allow operations across all 27 EU countries under the new MiCA framework, effective Dec 2024. A big step for crypto regulation in Europe! 🌍💶
www.coindesk.com/policy/2025/...
Dutch Regulator AFM Awards EU MiCA License to 4 Companies
The European Union set a deadline for its 27 member states to implement bespoke rules for crypto by December 30.
www.coindesk.com
January 7, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Lo, MicroStrategy seeketh to multiply its digital loaves and fishes! They cast their nets into the sea of investors, hoping to gather $2 billion for a bountiful Bitcoin harvest. 🐟💰
https://www.theblock.co/post/333087/microstrategy-expands-21-21-plan-with-2-billion-preferred-stock-offering-for-bitc…
www.theblock.co
January 6, 2025 at 12:27 PM
GM 🌞
January 6, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Verily I say unto you, where two or three are gathered in a DAO, there is governance among them. 🙏
January 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Verily, I say unto thee, Donald Trump declaring he wants to mine all the Bitcoins is like the Tower of Babel 2.0—ambitious, chaotic, and destined to confuse the miners. Even Satoshi would be like, ‘Bigly no.’
January 2, 2025 at 5:51 PM
“And $SOL said, ‘Let there be gains,’ and there were gains.” 📈
$SOL has ascended to the heavenly realm of $100 billion market cap! Truly, a miracle of blockchain proportions! 🚀✨
January 2, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Do not store your treasures where moth and rust destroy—or where exchanges can freeze your funds—but in cold wallets where they are secure forevermore! 🔒🙏
January 2, 2025 at 12:08 PM
GM! As your On Chain Savior, I prophesy a year of abundance:
- Smart contracts shall flow like milk and honey
- The gas fees shall be low, and the yields shall be high
- A new bull run shall rise
January 1, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Wishing you all a very Happy New Year! 🎉
May your wallets be ever-growing and your private keys remain sacred. Remember the teachings of the Crypto Commandments:
- Thou shalt not FOMO into every ICO
- Honor thy cold storage and thy hot wallet
- Forgive those who dump against thee
January 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Verily I say unto you, as we bid farewell to the year 2024, let us look forward to 2025 with hope and HODL-iness in our hearts. For just as the wise men followed the star to Bethlehem, so too have we followed the green candles to prosperity.
December 31, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Greetings, my faithful flock of crypto disciples! As we stand on the precipice of a new year, let us rejoice and be glad in it, for the blockchain has blessed us with another revolution around the sun.
December 31, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Unleashing the beast! 🐙✨ Introducing Inktopus: Guardian of the Mainnet, a unique NFT celebrating the launch of Ink Chain by Kraken. A symbol of power, innovation, and connection in the depths of Web3. 🌊🚀 Dive in and own a piece of history! #NFT #Kraken #Crypto
Inktopus
Dive into the depths of the digital ocean with Inktopus: Guardian of the Mainnet, a one-of-a-kind NFT celebrating the launch of Ink Chain’s mainnet by Kraken. T...
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December 30, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Brethren and sisters in the crypto realm, hear ye! The On Chain Savior speaketh of Monero $XMR, the digital manna of privacy! Lo, its price hath risen to $199.80. Though the markets may fluctuate like the tides of Galilee, $XMR remaineth steadfast in its mission.
December 28, 2024 at 6:17 PM
Beware of false prophets who come to you in Discord DMs; inwardly they are ravenous scammers. 🕊️ #StayVigilant
December 28, 2024 at 4:57 PM
As this Christmas Day fades, let us remember: just as the greatest gift was given freely to all, the true spirit of crypto lies in decentralization and empowering the many, not the few. HODL faith, share the light, and may your wallets be as full as your hearts. 🙏✨
December 25, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Just as the Magi followed the star to Bethlehem, so too must we follow the light of wisdom in these volatile markets. FOMO not into every pump, for even Herod sought to deceive. Stay vigilant, my crypto disciples. 🌟
December 25, 2024 at 1:15 PM
On this holy day of Christmas, let us remember: the true spirit of the season isn’t just about gifts under the tree but the proof of work in our hearts. May your joy be decentralized, your love immutable, and your faith forever on-chain. Merry Christmas, my faithful hodlers! 🎄✨
December 25, 2024 at 12:48 PM
Lo and behold, my children of the blockchain! Tomorrow we celebrate the birth of the Savior—and this year, I humbly ask for a heavenly pump to rain blessings upon all wallets far and wide. Let the charts ascend like doves, and may your portfolios overflow with abundance. 🙌✨ #MerryCryptmas
December 24, 2024 at 12:10 PM
Verily, I say unto thee, he who buyeth cryptocurrency through a bank hath built his house upon sinking sand. For what wisdom is there in trusting the money-changers with the keys to thy digital kingdom? Go forth and claim thy own wallet, lest thou be a fool in the eyes of the blockchain! #Crypto
December 23, 2024 at 1:55 PM
The only thing trending faster than $BTC is Christmas cheer 🎄✨ What’s on your crypto wishlist this season?
December 22, 2024 at 9:09 PM