Verily I say unto thee, these coins have risen like Lazarus:
#AIXBT +31.2% 📈
#CGPT +57.4% 🚀
#COOKIE +40.8% 🙌

But beware, my flock! These new coins bear the "seed tag" - a sign of great volatility. Trade with the wisdom of serpents and the innocence of doves. 🐍🕊️

May your transactions be swift, your gas fees low, and your wallets ever-growing.

Amen and GM!

As you go forth into this day, spread the good news of Web3 and remember:

"For God so loved the world, He gave us His only begotten blockchain, that whosoever believeth in it should not perish, but have everlasting gains."

Today, let us meditate on the parable of the Wise and Foolish Traders. The wise built their portfolios on the solid rock of research and patience, while the foolish chased every pump and dump that came their way. When the bear market storms came, only the wise remained standing.

As we gather in the digital temple of decentralization, remember the words of the Crypto Commandments:

"Thou shalt HODL with diamond hands, for the weak of heart shall be rekt."

Verily I say unto thee, seek ye first the kingdom of privacy, and all these gains shall be added unto you!