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onedimental.bsky.social
Onedimental, overestimating everyone
@onedimental.bsky.social
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Dear federal lists-of-dissidents makers: The following is just idle prose. Nothing to be alarmed about.

Fascists should remember it wasn't fascists that put fascists up against those walls.

SCOTUS is the real autopen.

Spread trans acceptance.
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onedimental.bsky.social
ok bsky won't let me paste pictures, or firefox won't.

i.imgur.com/ERucwlw.png
An edited screenshot of Facebook's old post report dialogue. What's going on? I'm in this photo (checked) It's fine (checked) I deserve this (checked) It's spam (not checked)
November 16, 2025 at 3:11 PM
onedimental.bsky.social
first of all how dare you

also i made this years ago and constantly get to use it still:
An edited screenshot of Facebook's old post report dialogue. What's going on? I'm in this photo (checked) It's fine (checked) I deserve this (checked) It's spam (not checked)
November 16, 2025 at 3:10 PM
onedimental.bsky.social
you've heard of the cat distribution system right
October 30, 2025 at 11:59 AM
onedimental.bsky.social
post a perfect album from 1989, a perfect music year (not so sure about that last part, but it was a decent year, sure)
The album cover for the album Disintegration released by The Cure in 1989. It features multiple transparent layers of imagery but the prominent immediately latched-on-to-visually features are Robert Smith's face and flowers.
October 29, 2025 at 2:10 PM
onedimental.bsky.social
You are all under arrest for illegally dunking on this fine fellow.
September 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
onedimental.bsky.social
Sorry for this.

Or you're welcome, for this.

Whichever.
A scene from Dazed and Confused, the movie, in which Matthew McConaughey is sitting in his car talking with someone outside of his driver's window, saying "Alright, alright, alright" but this has been edited to use the 'alright' from the horrible tattoo Kristy posted and its' bad and I should feel bad. BUT I DON'T.
September 17, 2025 at 2:49 AM
onedimental.bsky.social
So by any metric you try to create, Kirk and TPUSA qualify.

Kirk said Biden should be executed.

Matt Walsh just called for Chicago's mayor to be executed.

Do they qualify? Jump through the hoops to convince me how they don't qualify or you're a know-nothing cultist.
a post from erictastic on probably X but I'm not sure. He was killed on camera. No one's family deserves to have to witness that. It's unthinkably cruel that peopel would then go on the internet and use their platform to say about an innocent man that "I don't care that he's dead." "He's not a hero." "He's a scumbag." "He shouldn't be celebrated." I'm talking about George Floyd. You thought I was talking about Charlie Kirk? No, those are actual quotes BY Charlie Kirk about George Floyd. Outrageous that anyone would say that of the dead, right? 11,883 like - 199 replies
September 16, 2025 at 11:23 AM
onedimental.bsky.social
This is another January 6 image. Look at that civil discourse, that peaceful flag. I bet you tear up just seeing it. Did you sit up at attention? Maybe resisting the urge to seig a little heil, there?

What about that sign in the middle distance? Nuke what? Cant' quite make it out. Can you?
Image from Jan 6 of a man carrying a flag with Nazi imagery. Behind him you can see a sign that says "NUKE ISRAEL" carried by another insurrectionist.
September 14, 2025 at 5:02 AM
onedimental.bsky.social
Jan 6, 2021. Look how calm, peaceful, and civil everyone is.
A chaotic scene from January 6th, 2021 when violent far right insurrectionists stormed the Capitol and attempted to stop the certification of the election and therefore, the peaceful transfer of power. This image shows a thin line of police in riot gear, vastly outnumbered and being overrun by insurrectionists.
September 14, 2025 at 4:58 AM
onedimental.bsky.social
I took this yesterday at my sister's house.

Must... resist...
A five step railed wooden staircase leading to a raised backyard deck not in the picture. Through the far railing you can see landscaping greenery and the side of an above-ground swimming pool along with the pump mechanism and piping but none of that matters because PUPPIES! There is an adult black Lab named Daisy turned away from the camera, the mother. There are four puppies (some are off gallavanting out of frame) - a black one turned away, and three different shades of brown. The lightest brown girl is looking up at someone next to the picture taker with a sweet expectant look on her face and really, this picture just says "LOOK ON MY WORKS, YE MIGHTY, AND DESPAIR FOR YOUR SHOES AND REMOTE CONTROLS AND ANYTHING ELSE CHEWABLE" but also these puppies are so cute it would be worth it.
September 7, 2025 at 7:24 PM
onedimental.bsky.social
is this vagueposting
A still from Good Will Hunting, in which Ben Affleck's character describes the best part of his day as the couple of seconds between arriving to pick his friend up from work and his friend opening the door, revealing he's still there. Ben's character is always hoping one day he won't be there, but will be off to bigger and better things. The caption for this image reads, in two parts: You know the what the best part of my days is? The part between the rumor going super viral in the evening and him being spotted the next morning.
August 30, 2025 at 8:09 PM
onedimental.bsky.social
This is my fighting style (in a battle of wits).
Violent J (yes that's his stage name NO I'M SERIOUS THAT IS HIS STAGE NAME) from the group Insane Clown Posse (yes I'm serious that is the name of the group, at least that's pretty believable right?). The still shot from the video for the song 'Miracles' closely and obliquely frames his head in face in partial profile. He has on his signature pattern of black and white clown face makeup, and is staring up and into the distance contemplatively. The song was about the wonders of the world and the 'miracles' of life and the unknown but one of the lines is about how they don't understand how magnets work (hence, miracle) and NO LISTEN I'M BEING SERIOUS STOP INTERRUPTING ME WHEN I'M TRYING TO DO MY ALT TEXT HOMEWORK.
August 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
onedimental.bsky.social
A closeup picture of a finger pressing the door lock button on a car door, to lock all doors. The caption reads "12yo poc kid on an atv doing a wheelie button"
August 14, 2025 at 2:07 PM
onedimental.bsky.social
One of my friends is Joey Mannarino in blackface, you can't call me racist!
Joey Mannarino, assuming he was signed into a fake sockpuppet account of a black woman, writing: "I'm a TRUE Black American woman and I've been Black all my life. I was born Black and I will die Black. My mommu black. My daddy Black. I will NEVER cat a ballot for that Kamala Harris woman as long as I live! Trump all the way, all day every day!" Joe Mannarino is a super white MAGA super grifter.
August 12, 2025 at 11:56 AM
onedimental.bsky.social
Ooooh so close.

I made a better one years ago that is somehow, always more applicable. (especially when I use it for me)
An edit of the old facebook report-a-picture selection. Titled "What's going on?", it has radio buttons, a web form elemental that typically one can only choose one of, i.e., choosing one will unchoose any other one chosen. (Unlike checkboxes which can be checked or unchecked independently.) There are four choices, and the first three are selected. I'm in this photo It's fine I deserve this It's spam (this is the sole unselected option)
August 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
onedimental.bsky.social
fake news, apparently.

But I bet I can guess what a functional adult would say to the news that his countrymen just let a murderer off.
Rittenhouse stan's cnn video link results in a video that won't play. The screenshot is a snippet of the page he linked, with the videobox containg the text "Unable to load video / Please try again later / (error code numbers)" and under the black video box you can see most of caption "See Biden's reaction to the Rittenhouse verdict".
August 8, 2025 at 12:40 PM
onedimental.bsky.social
The most conspicuous applicable victim isn't on that list. =(
Atlas holding up the world but the world is labeled "IT'S NOT RICO" and Atlas is wearing a Popehat. This being a Greek statue, his mini Atlas is always wearing a Popehat.
August 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
onedimental.bsky.social
A picture with the quote "And is the fentanyl in the room with us now?" The picture is of a Black lady therapist, glasses on her forehead in a blue button down shirt talking to a man, presumably a cop. She has a big leder-sized notebook in her lap and a pen in her hand. The setting is a comfortable room with book shelves in the background and white comfortable looking plushy furniture. She is not-quite facing the camera, looking at the man, who is in the foreground between her and the camera. He has shortish grey hair and a black short sleeved shirt on that may be a polo type shirt but is probably just a tshirt. He is facing her, therefore facing away from the camera, so you see his head in rear profile.
August 5, 2025 at 1:16 PM
onedimental.bsky.social
An edit of facebook's old picture report form, the radio button part. (radio button part of a form is a selection of choices that you can generally only choose one one of. If you choose apples and then click to choose oranges, it will show your choice for oranges but also remove your choice for apples.) That said, the thing has been edited to look this this: What's going on? (checked radio button) I'm in this photo (checked radio button) It's fine (checked radio button) I deserve this (unchecked radio button) It's spam I made this image back in 2019, can you imagine? What a different world that was.
July 31, 2025 at 8:08 AM
onedimental.bsky.social
I mean he's right you enviro-ghouls. Look at this beautiful scene, unmarred by windmills.
A shot of an oil field with no vegetation at all that I can detect and just hundreds and hundreds of naturally occurring oil derricks peppering the desert-hued stone and sand of the land. Not a single windmill mars this pristine, virgin bucolic beauty.
July 28, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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July 19, 2025 at 7:45 PM
onedimental.bsky.social
Age verification?
A picture of 'Muscle Men', little rubber toys from the 80s that were a craze with kids for a time. I had some. My friends had some. That one friend with the mom that bought him everything (he was still nice) had all the coolest ones. They were different shapes most of them reminded you of wrestlers or gladiators.
July 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM
onedimental.bsky.social
NYT Information Ministry speaks at last.
An image of the Iraqi Information Minister, famous for his desperate disinformation, facing the camera, mid-gesture while speaking. The text reads "Our professional standards and journalistic ethics are the finest in the world and coalition fact checkers are NOT entering NYC at will." He is shown from mid-chest up, dressed in a drab olive green military blouse and black beret. The distant scenery is hazy city outskirts, with palm trees visible.
July 5, 2025 at 1:06 PM
onedimental.bsky.social
Given Elon's own free speech hypocrisy and absolute bias to the right, he very clearly means more whitewashing and disinformation so grok is a right wing snowflake safe space.
Elon Musk Tweet (@elonmusk via Twitter) We will use Grok 3.5 (maybe we should call it 4), which has advanced reasoning, to rewrite the entire corpus of human knowledge, adding missing information and deleting errors. Then retrain on that. Far too much garbage in any foundation model trained on uncorrected data.
June 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
onedimental.bsky.social
Not mine but I know I am an honorary possession of this cat.

Meet Shadow.
Shadow, an alleged Russian Blue, looking kinda brown in this photo but that's a trick of the light. He is normally very grey to the point of almost blue, is gorgeous, and has the tiniest little mew voice. Here is on his side on a patterned chair cushion, sleeping the sleep of the guiltless.
June 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM