Onedimental, overestimating everyone
@onedimental.bsky.social
Dear federal lists-of-dissidents makers: The following is just idle prose. Nothing to be alarmed about.
Fascists should remember it wasn't fascists that put fascists up against those walls.
SCOTUS is the real autopen.
Spread trans acceptance.
Fascists should remember it wasn't fascists that put fascists up against those walls.
SCOTUS is the real autopen.
Spread trans acceptance.
Pinned
always asking why are men, but never how are men
oh you have
and they what
oh shit this did not go the way i expected it to
oh you have
and they what
oh shit this did not go the way i expected it to
"6:30pm is a terrible time to make another 24oz iced coffee. Better add THREeve fingers of Kahlua to it."
Follow me for responsible adult life hacks.
Follow me for responsible adult life hacks.
November 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM
"6:30pm is a terrible time to make another 24oz iced coffee. Better add THREeve fingers of Kahlua to it."
Follow me for responsible adult life hacks.
Follow me for responsible adult life hacks.
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This is why kerning is 🍆 so 🍆 important 🍆
November 16, 2025 at 2:35 PM
This is why kerning is 🍆 so 🍆 important 🍆
The new legal standard is that an officer or agent needs reasonable suspicion that they can do whatever the fuck they want in order to get away with doing whatever the fuck they want.
November 16, 2025 at 1:22 PM
The new legal standard is that an officer or agent needs reasonable suspicion that they can do whatever the fuck they want in order to get away with doing whatever the fuck they want.
Still thinking about all the 'patriots' who personally told me they need their guns specifically bc Venezuela's secret police disappearing people was something they wouldn't tolerate.
Multiple people, that exact reason/scenario.
Hindsight... should have been obvious they meant "white repubs."
Multiple people, that exact reason/scenario.
Hindsight... should have been obvious they meant "white repubs."
November 16, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Still thinking about all the 'patriots' who personally told me they need their guns specifically bc Venezuela's secret police disappearing people was something they wouldn't tolerate.
Multiple people, that exact reason/scenario.
Hindsight... should have been obvious they meant "white repubs."
Multiple people, that exact reason/scenario.
Hindsight... should have been obvious they meant "white repubs."
Don Jr, Eric, and the NYT - three kindred spirits on a perpetual, doomed quest for love and affirmation from someone incapable of feeling/giving those things.
DON JR: "If I agree to this will you love me, pop?"
DONAL: "no"
DON JR: "I'm still going to agree to it coz you might change your mind"
DONAL: "no"
DONAL: "no"
DON JR: "I'm still going to agree to it coz you might change your mind"
DONAL: "no"
November 16, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Don Jr, Eric, and the NYT - three kindred spirits on a perpetual, doomed quest for love and affirmation from someone incapable of feeling/giving those things.
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people don't even notice how at the beginning of the last chapter of The Lord of the Rings, Frodo defunds the police
February 28, 2025 at 7:56 AM
people don't even notice how at the beginning of the last chapter of The Lord of the Rings, Frodo defunds the police
@diedrichbader.bsky.social has anyone ever called you 'Darth Bader' and if not why/how not
November 16, 2025 at 3:51 AM
@diedrichbader.bsky.social has anyone ever called you 'Darth Bader' and if not why/how not
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Nunchaku skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. I will draw you and spend three hours shading your upper lip.
November 16, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Nunchaku skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. I will draw you and spend three hours shading your upper lip.
Where was Pennywise, when Eddie Murphy penetrated deep into California and stormed the Hills of Beverly?
Where was Pennywise, when Bruce Willis led a ragtag crew of deep water drillers on a journey to destroy the asteroid dooming humanity?
"Where was Pennywise, when the Westfold fell?"
November 16, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Where was Pennywise, when Eddie Murphy penetrated deep into California and stormed the Hills of Beverly?
Disconnecting for a week is something I've done twice in the past five weeks and each time I've come back to the internet to find out I have somehow fast forwarded years, corruption and collapse wise.
November 16, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Disconnecting for a week is something I've done twice in the past five weeks and each time I've come back to the internet to find out I have somehow fast forwarded years, corruption and collapse wise.
Remember, it's always projection - admissions of what they would do. Does anyone doubt that PR and DC would be full states with full representation if they were predominately conservative?
So... let's get all this done. Excellent suggestions, Mr. President.
So... let's get all this done. Excellent suggestions, Mr. President.
Trump: "What the Democrats will do is make Puerto Rico a state, make DC a state, they're gonna pack the Court. They're gonna end up with more electoral votes. They're gonna end up with 4 senators. And they're gonna do this 100%."
November 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Remember, it's always projection - admissions of what they would do. Does anyone doubt that PR and DC would be full states with full representation if they were predominately conservative?
So... let's get all this done. Excellent suggestions, Mr. President.
So... let's get all this done. Excellent suggestions, Mr. President.
I really hope the jury acquits the sandwichdier with a clear "we believe he threw the sandwich and that it hit the officer and SO. THE. FUCK. WHAT."
November 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I really hope the jury acquits the sandwichdier with a clear "we believe he threw the sandwich and that it hit the officer and SO. THE. FUCK. WHAT."
did bsky really run off some torment nexus ethicists
shame on us bsky, shame
shame on us bsky, shame
November 4, 2025 at 8:20 AM
did bsky really run off some torment nexus ethicists
shame on us bsky, shame
shame on us bsky, shame
The people-who-own-everything can't abide truth spoken to power.
Or to the powerless.
Or to the powerless.
They gutted the Washington Post. CBS. NYT. Now Teen Vogue.
The point isn't to bring in more conservatives. They've reached that saturation point.
They are killing the fourth estate and buying up the social media to control the messages we see. These were all targeted to disarm the left of truth.
The point isn't to bring in more conservatives. They've reached that saturation point.
They are killing the fourth estate and buying up the social media to control the messages we see. These were all targeted to disarm the left of truth.
November 4, 2025 at 7:39 AM
The people-who-own-everything can't abide truth spoken to power.
Or to the powerless.
Or to the powerless.
Fun game: Whenever a new outlet passive-voices something like this, add in one of their journalists.
U.S. Citizen shot from behind by LA Times reporter as he warned ICE agents about children gathering at bus stop, lawyers say.
U.S. Citizen shot from behind by LA Times reporter as he warned ICE agents about children gathering at bus stop, lawyers say.
All that room in the headline and the post to tell us who shot him and yet...
US citizen shot from behind as he warned ICE agents children would be coming to get bus, lawyers say
November 3, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Fun game: Whenever a new outlet passive-voices something like this, add in one of their journalists.
U.S. Citizen shot from behind by LA Times reporter as he warned ICE agents about children gathering at bus stop, lawyers say.
U.S. Citizen shot from behind by LA Times reporter as he warned ICE agents about children gathering at bus stop, lawyers say.
honeymoon over
October 31, 2025 at 12:09 PM
honeymoon over
I caught a plane to the desert last November
To see the statue stumps a traveler recommended
Nearby the broken head when the statue was upended
"Look on my mighty works and despair" the base contended
To see the statue stumps a traveler recommended
Nearby the broken head when the statue was upended
"Look on my mighty works and despair" the base contended
There once was a king, Ozymand
Who bragged about all he’d command.
Trying to fill his foes with fright he
Said “Look on my works, ye mighty!”
But now it’s all trunkless legs and sand.
Who bragged about all he’d command.
Trying to fill his foes with fright he
Said “Look on my works, ye mighty!”
But now it’s all trunkless legs and sand.
I heard there was a statue tall
That sneered at folk and commanded all
But you don't really care for symbols do ya
It goes like this the feet the fist
The head that fell the aim that missed
The long lost king whose name was Ozymandias
Ozymandias
Ozymandias
Ozymandias
Ozymaaaaandias
That sneered at folk and commanded all
But you don't really care for symbols do ya
It goes like this the feet the fist
The head that fell the aim that missed
The long lost king whose name was Ozymandias
Ozymandias
Ozymandias
Ozymandias
Ozymaaaaandias
October 31, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I caught a plane to the desert last November
To see the statue stumps a traveler recommended
Nearby the broken head when the statue was upended
"Look on my mighty works and despair" the base contended
To see the statue stumps a traveler recommended
Nearby the broken head when the statue was upended
"Look on my mighty works and despair" the base contended
Policy position that it is a campaign goal to make the pet-eating thing a reality, just with his own voters.
October 31, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Policy position that it is a campaign goal to make the pet-eating thing a reality, just with his own voters.
you've heard of the cat distribution system right
October 30, 2025 at 11:59 AM
you've heard of the cat distribution system right
I think confusing a dementia test for a 'very hard IQ test' should be an automatic fail condition, even if identified after the test was administered.
October 30, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I think confusing a dementia test for a 'very hard IQ test' should be an automatic fail condition, even if identified after the test was administered.
Super sick with some sort of insidious congestion/cough/body ache malady and I took a more-than-strictly-prudent amount of diazepam last night around 9:30 to sleep the sleep of the dead, which mostly worked, but it's 10:30 and I am thinking about some mac&cheese and sleeping the sleep of the carb'd.
October 29, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Super sick with some sort of insidious congestion/cough/body ache malady and I took a more-than-strictly-prudent amount of diazepam last night around 9:30 to sleep the sleep of the dead, which mostly worked, but it's 10:30 and I am thinking about some mac&cheese and sleeping the sleep of the carb'd.
post a perfect album from 1989, a perfect music year (not so sure about that last part, but it was a decent year, sure)
October 29, 2025 at 2:10 PM
post a perfect album from 1989, a perfect music year (not so sure about that last part, but it was a decent year, sure)
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Doing my part to keep #EpsteinFiles and Epstein/Trump victims visible:
At the airport bookstore, put copies of Virginia Giuffre’s memoir facing OUT.
I’m sorry we all failed you so miserably, Ms. Giuffre. Rest in peace.
At the airport bookstore, put copies of Virginia Giuffre’s memoir facing OUT.
I’m sorry we all failed you so miserably, Ms. Giuffre. Rest in peace.
October 29, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Doing my part to keep #EpsteinFiles and Epstein/Trump victims visible:
At the airport bookstore, put copies of Virginia Giuffre’s memoir facing OUT.
I’m sorry we all failed you so miserably, Ms. Giuffre. Rest in peace.
At the airport bookstore, put copies of Virginia Giuffre’s memoir facing OUT.
I’m sorry we all failed you so miserably, Ms. Giuffre. Rest in peace.
"Peek my interest" is never correct but "pique my interest" might be, sometimes.
October 27, 2025 at 10:48 PM
"Peek my interest" is never correct but "pique my interest" might be, sometimes.
gonna change my iPhone's default pretentious email signature to
iPHONE THANKS YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
iPHONE THANKS YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
October 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
gonna change my iPhone's default pretentious email signature to
iPHONE THANKS YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
iPHONE THANKS YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER