OneEyeJack
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Fascist Barbie comes with accessories!
January 10, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Fascist Barbie comes with accessories!
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The byproduct of an education in science and engineering is that every movie in the sci fi, fantasy, or adventure genres absolutely pegs my BS meter. I try to remind myself that it's theatrical and just enjoy the show. That sorta helps. Sometimes.
January 8, 2026 at 9:44 PM
The byproduct of an education in science and engineering is that every movie in the sci fi, fantasy, or adventure genres absolutely pegs my BS meter. I try to remind myself that it's theatrical and just enjoy the show. That sorta helps. Sometimes.
This is how to get Trump's attention. Seize his golf courses, resorts, hotels. Anything he has his greedy hands in.
January 7, 2026 at 11:34 PM
This is how to get Trump's attention. Seize his golf courses, resorts, hotels. Anything he has his greedy hands in.
The forest. More specifically, standing on a trail in the PNW breathing deeply the scent of cedar and ferns and moss...
January 7, 2026 at 12:10 AM
The forest. More specifically, standing on a trail in the PNW breathing deeply the scent of cedar and ferns and moss...
I like the ones that sound dirty but their origin isn't. To "run balls out" refers to the weights (balls) on a mechanical governor spinning farther out as the machine speeds up.
December 24, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I like the ones that sound dirty but their origin isn't. To "run balls out" refers to the weights (balls) on a mechanical governor spinning farther out as the machine speeds up.
I think the realization that I could NOT pull off a heist is my wake up call to make more friends. Especially ne'er-do-wells.
December 12, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I think the realization that I could NOT pull off a heist is my wake up call to make more friends. Especially ne'er-do-wells.
Are you showing us exactly where the underwire digs in the most?
December 3, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Are you showing us exactly where the underwire digs in the most?
I recall a similar study that showed having a life size cardboard cutout of a police officer on display reduced retail theft.
November 24, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I recall a similar study that showed having a life size cardboard cutout of a police officer on display reduced retail theft.
Dust
-to clean a surface
-to add flour to a surface (in baking)
-to clean a surface
-to add flour to a surface (in baking)
October 30, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Dust
-to clean a surface
-to add flour to a surface (in baking)
-to clean a surface
-to add flour to a surface (in baking)
Which could lead to the confusing consent conversation:
"Are you into butt stuff?"
"Just the pasta."
"Are you into butt stuff?"
"Just the pasta."
October 22, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Which could lead to the confusing consent conversation:
"Are you into butt stuff?"
"Just the pasta."
"Are you into butt stuff?"
"Just the pasta."
Thank you for mentioning 'Betwixt the Sheets' in your newsletter. That is exactly the kind of podcast I like and I was looking for something new.
October 9, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Thank you for mentioning 'Betwixt the Sheets' in your newsletter. That is exactly the kind of podcast I like and I was looking for something new.
How long can you wait before eating the first one?
October 4, 2025 at 2:16 AM
How long can you wait before eating the first one?
This very morning, driving in the greater Seattle are, I was behind one of these drivers. Then at the very next light they blatantly ran a red. Were they trying to achieve balance?
October 3, 2025 at 12:44 AM
This very morning, driving in the greater Seattle are, I was behind one of these drivers. Then at the very next light they blatantly ran a red. Were they trying to achieve balance?
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I actually started laughing! What a fuckin clown show!
September 30, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I actually started laughing! What a fuckin clown show!
Gotta have a plan even if the plan is to 'be flexible'.
September 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Gotta have a plan even if the plan is to 'be flexible'.