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“Retired” UCC clergy
(“UCC” = church that welcomes everyone and therefore going to Hell)
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storyteller
adopted by 2 Shelties
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“Retired” UCC clergy
(“UCC” = church that welcomes everyone and therefore going to Hell)
O.G. Mac user
storyteller
adopted by 2 Shelties
❤️married a&f
🌈 safe space. 🚫 porn/bots/DMs/crypto
I am too. That raccoon was on a mission.
December 4, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I am too. That raccoon was on a mission.
Also sounds like The SecWar's M.O.: pee in the most likely receptacle and then murder an innocent koi fish as a Fox-&-Friendly warning.
(Start at 27:37, it's worth your time and on-brand.)
TY @tommycanyouhearme.bsky.social !
(Start at 27:37, it's worth your time and on-brand.)
TY @tommycanyouhearme.bsky.social !
December 3, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Also sounds like The SecWar's M.O.: pee in the most likely receptacle and then murder an innocent koi fish as a Fox-&-Friendly warning.
(Start at 27:37, it's worth your time and on-brand.)
TY @tommycanyouhearme.bsky.social !
(Start at 27:37, it's worth your time and on-brand.)
TY @tommycanyouhearme.bsky.social !
I mean, the photos with the story seriously support your theory. #illtakethisnotheotherone #snapchatrampage
December 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I mean, the photos with the story seriously support your theory. #illtakethisnotheotherone #snapchatrampage
December 3, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I guess this is a drive-in house. No wide car, no entry.
December 1, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I guess this is a drive-in house. No wide car, no entry.
Like a Roach Hotel.
December 1, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Like a Roach Hotel.
Just wave vaguely. You’ll no doubt be correct.
December 1, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Just wave vaguely. You’ll no doubt be correct.
In my wildest dreams I can’t visualize that many bathrooms. Is AI incontinent?
December 1, 2025 at 10:35 PM
In my wildest dreams I can’t visualize that many bathrooms. Is AI incontinent?
So, now a beer is the equivalent of 30 pieces of silver? My, how we have fallen.
December 1, 2025 at 9:07 PM
So, now a beer is the equivalent of 30 pieces of silver? My, how we have fallen.
Also, boo freakin’ hoo. #snowflake #squeakerjohnson
November 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Also, boo freakin’ hoo. #snowflake #squeakerjohnson
That is just priceless. It has no price.
Wonder what $35 bike socks cost today, if that's what we're still talking about…
Wonder what $35 bike socks cost today, if that's what we're still talking about…
November 18, 2025 at 3:55 PM
That is just priceless. It has no price.
Wonder what $35 bike socks cost today, if that's what we're still talking about…
Wonder what $35 bike socks cost today, if that's what we're still talking about…
Did I mention they were in their car at the time? And that the masked #ICEThug sprayed them through their open window from their pickup truck going in the opposite direction?
November 11, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Did I mention they were in their car at the time? And that the masked #ICEThug sprayed them through their open window from their pickup truck going in the opposite direction?
Hard to write satire when it‘s playing out in real life. #veep #TrumpCrimeFamily
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Hard to write satire when it‘s playing out in real life. #veep #TrumpCrimeFamily
He's a sandwich-slinger with impact.
November 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
He's a sandwich-slinger with impact.
Target is dead to me. And dead-eye "smiles" won't help.
November 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Target is dead to me. And dead-eye "smiles" won't help.
She should know that Trump is only genuinely concerned about himself.
November 6, 2025 at 11:40 PM
She should know that Trump is only genuinely concerned about himself.