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MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋 @onelane.org · Apr 3
Sen. Cory Booker (NJ) addresses the U.S. Senate. He says, “This is a moral moment. It is not left or right, it is right or wrong.”
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To my younger friends: if you believe somehow that the highjacked GOP values or respects your opinion and vote, maybe you should reexamine that. #conspiracies #votingrights #CletaMitchell

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Trump ally admits goal of eliminating same-day registration in federal voting rights trial
Cleta Mitchell was compelled to testify in North Carolina over a recent law that hiked up requirements
www.theguardian.com
December 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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First we learn they're becoming domesticated.
Now we find out they're become a little too domesticated.
Next: raccoon temperance societies?

#bathroombus #washthatbottle #thepawsthatrefreshes

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Drunk raccoon found passed out in Virginia liquor store
Store employee found masked bandit sleeping off a bender after invading booze store and tippling a tad too much
www.theguardian.com
December 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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theonion.com
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
BOSTON—Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year, crypto leaders called for an infusion of 20 million dopes Thursday to stabilize the market. “We’re cal...
theonion.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Freakin’ priceless. Next in the line of succession, and clearly ready to take the job when called upon. Also: Gobblin’ Stephen Miller “literally only eats mayonnaise.”

Also priceless: SHARING this article, free link!

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
‘In Triage Every Day’: A Beleaguered Speaker Says He’s Overwhelmed
www.nytimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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I wish @theonion.com would go back to #satire. Straight news reports are soooo depressing…

theonion.com/white-house-...
White House Reclassifies Nursing As Hobby
WASHINGTON—Describing the practice as a “fun little side project” rather than an occupation, Education Secretary Linda McMahon announced Monday that nursing would be reclassified as a hobby under new ...
theonion.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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F**K Everything, We're Doing 50 Year Mortgages theonion.com/fuck-everyth...
Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades
Would someone tell me how this happened? We were the fucking vanguard of shaving in this country. The Gillette Mach3 was the razor to own. Then the other guy came out with a three-blade razor. Were we...
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November 12, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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ICE agents conduct drive-by pepper-spray of 1 year old and parents in a Cicero, IL Sam's Club parking lot. And yes, all U.S. citizens.

#DHS claims they imagined the whole thing. Or that there was a "riot."

#GangsOfTrump #ICE #Chicago #Thugs

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
ICE agents accused of pepper-spraying Illinois parents and their one-year-old
Video shows Rafael Veraza holding his face after he and his family we reallegedly sprayed through open car window
www.theguardian.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Give a mouse a cookie…

But congratulations to Spirit Airlines for almost selling those 10 airplanes it did not own and that had no engines.

#noem #lewandosky #dhs #ice #spiritairlines

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
DHS head reportedly authorized purchase of 10 engineless Spirit Airlines planes that airline didn’t own
Wall Street Journal reports Kristi Noem arranged purchase to expand deportation flights and for personal travel
www.theguardian.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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‘Kayleigh, Come On’: Fox’s Tarlov Calls Out Co-Host for Claiming Trump ‘Was Genuinely Concerned’ When Joking About Pelosi Hammer Attack
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‘Kayleigh, Come On’: Fox’s Tarlov Calls Out Co-Host for Claiming Trump ‘Was Genuinely Concerned’ When Joking About Pelosi Hammer Attack
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November 6, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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If the sub didn’t split, you must acquit!
mollyroberts.bsky.social Molly Roberts @mollyroberts.bsky.social · Nov 5
Defense begins, “This case, ladies and gentlemen, is about a sandwich. A sandwich that according to Agent Lairmore somehow both exploded on his chest in a spray of mustard and onions but also landed intact on the ground still in its Subway wrapper.”
November 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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ronfilipkowski.bsky.social
Seems like the guy who threw the sandwich at the federal agent is holding his own in the trial today.
November 4, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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muellershewrote.com
NEW: Jury selection begins in the trial of sandwich guy today. The prosecutors are accusing him of "throwing a meat sandwich" at "point-blank range."

POINT-BLANK RANGE 💀 www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
Jury selection begins in the trial of D.C.'s 'sandwich guy'
Sean Dunn went viral this summer for throwing a salami sub at a Customs and Border Protection agent.
www.nbcnews.com
November 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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bencollins.bsky.social
ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs
CHICAGO—His heart racing with terror as he found himself completely surrounded, an Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent conducting a raid on a Chicago elementary school reportedly fell into panic...
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November 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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"exododus"

The New York Post: Come for the shameless propaganda, stay for the embarrassing illiteracy.
November 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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thetnholler.bsky.social
CARTOON OF THE DAY

(From @deadder.bsky.social )
November 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Yeah, Kash is barely keeping up but “fury firing” keeps him in the game. #TrumpCrimeFamily #KashPatel #CandyStore #RedHanded

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
FBI fires top official amid Kash Patel’s outrage over reports of agency jet use
Patel reportedly became furious after revelation he flew to visit girlfriend as agency fires official who oversees fleet
www.theguardian.com
November 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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If you subscribe to Medium, read this shocking story about the No Kings event. #LoveIsStronger #NoKings #AllWelcome

medium.com/fourth-wave/...
I Went to a No Kings Protest at a Church, and What I Saw Shocked Me
For context, I’m a liberal ex-Christian feminist in a Republican town
medium.com
October 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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A question worth thinking about…and what is #DineshDSouza going to do with the rest of the day once those 2 seconds are up?
ronfilipkowski.bsky.social Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · Oct 23
I don’t want to give the answer away, but his initials are DJT.
October 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Liars gonna lie. BlueSky gonna block and report. #Trolls can go X themselves.

(FREE to read, please REPOST)

White House and Government Agencies Join Bluesky, Then Attack Democrats www.nytimes.com/2025/10/18/u...
White House and Government Agencies Join Bluesky, Then Attack Democrats
www.nytimes.com
October 19, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Well, congratu-frackin-lations to the @nytimes.com editors. At 6 p.m. EDT they are still advancing "protests coming up" and saying "we focus on content, not the count." And their tone-deaf editorial dept wants to inflame the class wars between #Boomers and #Millennials. Way to read the room.
October 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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#Fascist #PuppyKiller #KristiNoem discovers that the #PoliceState does not own the monitors at #TSA airport checkpoints. #AgitProp messages about political opponents won’t be wafted over heads of unpaid TSA agents.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
US airports refuse to air Kristi Noem video blaming Democrats for shutdown
Airports in Phoenix, Las Vegas, Seattle and elsewhere cite laws barring partisan political content at TSA checkpoints
www.theguardian.com
October 15, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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#EpsteinFiles

Everything going on now connected to the ongoing non release.
October 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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urocklive1.bsky.social
All discovery from DOJ due tomorrow, whether they like it or not. (They don't.)

“Under no circumstance shall the failure to reach agreement with respect to a protective order justify withholding prompt disclosure of discovery to defense counsel for review,” the judge wrote.
October 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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maddow.bsky.social
"...including while she was praying with her eyes closed and hands lifted, wearing a clerical collar and stole."

religionnews.com/2025/10/07/i...
October 9, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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ronfilipkowski.bsky.social
Noem claims Portland hid their war zone from her.
October 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM