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Jenga - the collective noun for poppadoms.
February 8, 2026 at 11:33 AM
Jenga - the collective noun for poppadoms.
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Funny because it’s true 🤣👌😬
February 3, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Funny because it’s true 🤣👌😬
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Blind, slow and 500 years old – or are they? How scientists are unravelling the secrets of Greenland sharks
Described by one researcher as looking ‘already dead’, the enigmatic creatures are one of the least understood species on the planet
www.theguardian.com
January 22, 2026 at 10:26 AM
Trump
Setting moon over the Taff this chill morning.
January 5, 2026 at 10:05 AM
Setting moon over the Taff this chill morning.
Seasonal clichés to one and all.
January 1, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Seasonal clichés to one and all.
A stroll along Southern Down.
January 1, 2026 at 3:49 PM
A stroll along Southern Down.
Winter walk along the Taff.
January 1, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Winter walk along the Taff.
A plea to Liverpool FC, win the game you are playing, not the one three games from now. #lfc #LiverpoolFootballClub #Anfield
December 7, 2025 at 6:01 PM
A plea to Liverpool FC, win the game you are playing, not the one three games from now. #lfc #LiverpoolFootballClub #Anfield
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Autumn colour.
November 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Autumn colour.
Wet Nelly if you know you know.
November 7, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Wet Nelly if you know you know.
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Richard Gere helping Asylum Seekers, RT if he is a billion times the man Nigel Farage is.
October 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Richard Gere helping Asylum Seekers, RT if he is a billion times the man Nigel Farage is.
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And now the officiCal reponse. MAKE THIS VIRAL
October 19, 2025 at 3:17 PM
And now the officiCal reponse. MAKE THIS VIRAL
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Well, you can finally cross “I’ve seen a handcuffed, inflatable penis” off your bucket list
October 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Well, you can finally cross “I’ve seen a handcuffed, inflatable penis” off your bucket list
Has Trump invaded Norway yet? #Nobelpeaceprize.
October 10, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Has Trump invaded Norway yet? #Nobelpeaceprize.
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Charlotte Church sang From the River to the Sea at a fundraising event for Palestinians and now all the usual people are screaming antisemitism and trying to cancel her.
RT if you stand with Charlotte Church and Palestine.
RT if you stand with Charlotte Church and Palestine.
October 9, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Charlotte Church sang From the River to the Sea at a fundraising event for Palestinians and now all the usual people are screaming antisemitism and trying to cancel her.
RT if you stand with Charlotte Church and Palestine.
RT if you stand with Charlotte Church and Palestine.
Neolithic hill fort that we walked around today. Beautiful views.
October 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Neolithic hill fort that we walked around today. Beautiful views.
When the gambling tax is introduced, I presume it will apply to the stock exchange. #gamblingtax
September 25, 2025 at 9:20 AM
When the gambling tax is introduced, I presume it will apply to the stock exchange. #gamblingtax
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Let’s not give up hope on President Trump as a peacemaker.☮️
He stopped the Azerbaijan & Albania war that had raged on for 22 years.
You know that war.
It’s the one Lee Anderson served bravely in whilst fighting in The Somme.💪
He stopped the Azerbaijan & Albania war that had raged on for 22 years.
You know that war.
It’s the one Lee Anderson served bravely in whilst fighting in The Somme.💪
September 15, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Let’s not give up hope on President Trump as a peacemaker.☮️
He stopped the Azerbaijan & Albania war that had raged on for 22 years.
You know that war.
It’s the one Lee Anderson served bravely in whilst fighting in The Somme.💪
He stopped the Azerbaijan & Albania war that had raged on for 22 years.
You know that war.
It’s the one Lee Anderson served bravely in whilst fighting in The Somme.💪
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How bad are things in the United States of Trump? The BBC hasn't sent Lyse Doucet yet, so it's not melt down yet. There is still time. #unitedstatesoftrump
September 15, 2025 at 8:45 AM
How bad are things in the United States of Trump? The BBC hasn't sent Lyse Doucet yet, so it's not melt down yet. There is still time. #unitedstatesoftrump
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I posted a Tweet pointing out that White People makeup 83% of the UK, but commit 88% of the sex offences.
And almost all of the replies were morons asking me if I knew what per capita meant.
It's funny and it's sad.
And almost all of the replies were morons asking me if I knew what per capita meant.
It's funny and it's sad.
September 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I posted a Tweet pointing out that White People makeup 83% of the UK, but commit 88% of the sex offences.
And almost all of the replies were morons asking me if I knew what per capita meant.
It's funny and it's sad.
And almost all of the replies were morons asking me if I knew what per capita meant.
It's funny and it's sad.