The One True Poster
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Stannis Baratheon's #1 shooter. Lover of the macabre, searcher after horror. Cinephile; Norman Taurog's camera never falters. Stoogeposting. Any/all. 30
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Showing up to a protest with a sign that says "MILF Should Only Apply to Visibly 35+" and getting confused that nobody else's says that
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This is like Tool from the other direction
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This "eldest daughter" discourse is the most damning piece of evidence for the prosecution in my "transgender" trial yet
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Rob Zombie including a song with the chorus "dig it, sexay mama/I'm a cemetery man" on his most recent album is sorta like directors doing Late Style. That's his Cry Macho
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I don't think any band has been more ill-served by their hits than Queen. I mean, not financially or popularly, very well served there, but in the arena that matters: internet music guys
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New Bladee looks wild
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This is the aesthetic of the future
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someone on the Motorola forums was having the same problem with the camera I've been having, but I just have to share the image they posted to demonstrate the issue.
it's the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life dude

The photo is of an elderly woman in gray clothes that has been so bizarrely processed that it looks both totally over and desaturated
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#TheTwen2ie5
Day 9
"Night Terror" by Dream Theater (2024, USA)
NKC: 👍
ISC: 👎

Some say that music is found in the notes you don't play. I for one, do not agree. I have a fried 21st century brain so you better tickle as many of my synapses as possible and you're gonna need plenty of notes to do it.
Dream Theater - Night Terror (Official Video)
YouTube video by Dream Theater
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Something almost surreal about this image
Axl Rose holding a Guns N Roses branded Palestinian flag featuring the lyrics "I don't need your civil war"
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Starting to think it might not be a good idea to let pedophiles jack it to AI CP
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the city of los angeles burned in january in part because of a man who couldn’t stop generating images of burning cities on ChatGPT, and then after he lit the fire he asked if the fire he started was his fault
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I really, really fucking hate the Fatal Blows/X-Ray moves in recent Mortal Kombat games. Awful, horrendous, fight-ruining mechanic
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Leftoverture by Kansas spotted
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the Valley Advocate (Amherst MA) attempts an "Art Rock" canon, 30 November 1977
Sgt. Pepper to Zappa's Hot Rats, with Bowie, Family, Kansas, Genesis, Tull, King Crimson, Henry Cow, Meat Loaf, Moody Blues, Floyd, Strawbs, Talking heads, Yes, etc
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When I see somebody in chastity bondage on the tl I think "that can't be very good for the penis" but whenever I see somebody insert something the size of a baseball bat into an orifice I think "quite sporting!" which is sort of a metacommentary on dynamics of sex and gender in a patriarchal society
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Buying this entirely because it is convenient to have a bunch of spooky episodes in a row (I already own everything the Three Stooges did)
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Tfw the ladyfriend who has balked your romantic overtures and whom you have promised not to pester in that way compliments your beard and insists you take her to the pumpkin patch
Tom from Tom and Jerry looking down bad
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I am constitutionally incapable of this, or like to think I am. But suspending my disbelief is a sensation I am pretty much always in search of
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I think one of the keystones to my psyche—and this is a big reason Lovecraft has always been and will always be one of My Guys—is that I have a deep yearning to be a crank and to remystify a prosaic world for myself. This is also why horror is my genre
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This is a book I'm always keeping an eye out for, score
The Book of Werewolves by Sabine Baring-Gould; cover is a red-hued wolf's face on a backdrop of moon and trees
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Truly great lyricism is always wondering what "Jet" is about when I'm listening to it but never probing it all that deeply bc I think it's the feeling more'n anything
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Nirvana is extremely important because they came out just in time to prevent Dream Theater from becoming the biggest band in America——guy who only listens to Dream Theater
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She is first and foremost just a deeply annoying person with an incredibly beige sensibility. Her music inspires the same sense of sterile restlessness in me as a hospital waiting room
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I was trying to do a bit on twitter for awhile where I compared each of her albums to the album Radiohead made at the same point in their career and I realized halfway through that Radiohead was going to win so I aborted said but
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Taylor Swift is a case where in-depth exposure to her oeuvre has made me much less fond of her than when my impression of her was defined by the songs I liked and remembered from listening to her first few albums ten years ago and the precious handful of hits she's had since that are actual bangers