The One True Poster
@onetrueposter.bsky.social
Stannis Baratheon's #1 shooter. Lover of the macabre, searcher after horror. Cinephile; Norman Taurog's camera never falters. Stoogeposting. Any/all. 30
Pinned
Evernote
share.evernote.com
You need to be Victorianmaxxing. You need to be going Edwardian mode. Can't really go wrong with this selection if chills and thrills and more than a century of remove is what you're after
share.evernote.com/note/edbd440...
share.evernote.com/note/edbd440...
Wisdom is loving Curly Joe despite his many faults
being a kid is thinking that shemp is bad
being an adult is knowing that curly joe is bad
being an adult is knowing that curly joe is bad
December 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Wisdom is loving Curly Joe despite his many faults
Having negative thoughts I don't know what to do with. How does one channel hating somebody for being pathetic?
December 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Having negative thoughts I don't know what to do with. How does one channel hating somebody for being pathetic?
I wonder how one even defines "suitable work" when my current job is as good as it is.
December 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I wonder how one even defines "suitable work" when my current job is as good as it is.
Man now I have to figure out how unemployment works
December 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Man now I have to figure out how unemployment works
I quite enjoy the tension in Magnus Archives of everybody who's mean to Jonathan being 100% right but still feeling like they're being too hard on him. The grand opera that is solipsistic subjectivity.
December 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I quite enjoy the tension in Magnus Archives of everybody who's mean to Jonathan being 100% right but still feeling like they're being too hard on him. The grand opera that is solipsistic subjectivity.
Had a dream last night that hot girls were surrounding my car making fun of me for how much trash was in it. This is not a joke
December 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Had a dream last night that hot girls were surrounding my car making fun of me for how much trash was in it. This is not a joke
It's bothersome when you notice obnoxious tics in your own writing but still find yourself doing them
December 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM
It's bothersome when you notice obnoxious tics in your own writing but still find yourself doing them
The Eternal Cycle: following sexy ladies and then muting them because they repost other sexy ladies too much
December 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
The Eternal Cycle: following sexy ladies and then muting them because they repost other sexy ladies too much
I'm on episode 154 of The Magnus Archives and I imagine this is what Jonathan looks like by the end
December 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I'm on episode 154 of The Magnus Archives and I imagine this is what Jonathan looks like by the end
Cafeteria at work just served the most "ingredients will expire if we don't use them" dish of all time (a casserole made up of waffle fries, bacon, and shredded cheese) and it was pretty good ngl
December 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Cafeteria at work just served the most "ingredients will expire if we don't use them" dish of all time (a casserole made up of waffle fries, bacon, and shredded cheese) and it was pretty good ngl
Thinking about the time Twelve Tribes spent like a hour trying to recruit me and I googled "is twelve tribes a cult" afterwards
December 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Thinking about the time Twelve Tribes spent like a hour trying to recruit me and I googled "is twelve tribes a cult" afterwards
Critics lambasted Grand Funk Railroad because how awesome this was scared them
Inside Looking Out (Remastered)
YouTube video by Grand Funk Railroad - Topic
youtu.be
December 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Critics lambasted Grand Funk Railroad because how awesome this was scared them
One day the book I write on this topic will be my claim to fame...
The framework undergirding Butt Rock Theory can be seen first in the critical reaction to Grand Funk Railroad, when the first generation of rock critics feared they represented an across-the-board lowering of standards, a wrench in the development of rock as art. [Chuckles] if they only knew...
December 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
One day the book I write on this topic will be my claim to fame...
Simon Fairchild needs to shit or get off the pot. They've been teasing this old fucker since season one, I'm almost 3/4 of the way through and all he does is appear in a statement now and then with a twinkle in his eye
December 8, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Simon Fairchild needs to shit or get off the pot. They've been teasing this old fucker since season one, I'm almost 3/4 of the way through and all he does is appear in a statement now and then with a twinkle in his eye
@bestalbumbrackets.bsky.social
Here is my overview of 2001's heavy rock and metal. It is finished.
share.evernote.com/note/86200a9...
Here is my overview of 2001's heavy rock and metal. It is finished.
share.evernote.com/note/86200a9...
Evernote
share.evernote.com
December 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
@bestalbumbrackets.bsky.social
Here is my overview of 2001's heavy rock and metal. It is finished.
share.evernote.com/note/86200a9...
Here is my overview of 2001's heavy rock and metal. It is finished.
share.evernote.com/note/86200a9...
@bestalbumbrackets.bsky.social
I made a playlist of highlights from the heavy 2001 albums I will be recommending with more detail and structure tomorrow, figured I'd share it. This excludes "Seamless" by American Head Charge, not on streaming. Also lacks the super obvious stuff
I made a playlist of highlights from the heavy 2001 albums I will be recommending with more detail and structure tomorrow, figured I'd share it. This excludes "Seamless" by American Head Charge, not on streaming. Also lacks the super obvious stuff
2001 Heavy Sampler
open.spotify.com
December 7, 2025 at 2:56 AM
@bestalbumbrackets.bsky.social
I made a playlist of highlights from the heavy 2001 albums I will be recommending with more detail and structure tomorrow, figured I'd share it. This excludes "Seamless" by American Head Charge, not on streaming. Also lacks the super obvious stuff
I made a playlist of highlights from the heavy 2001 albums I will be recommending with more detail and structure tomorrow, figured I'd share it. This excludes "Seamless" by American Head Charge, not on streaming. Also lacks the super obvious stuff
Reposted by The One True Poster
Paul, thank you..,
Paul Anka Confirms Frank Sinatra Had Large Penis
Frank Sinatra might not have flown to the moon, but he could bounce up there on his personal pogo stick ... because Paul Anka says he was very well-endowed.
www.tmz.com
December 3, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Paul, thank you..,
Car just parked in front of me. It has a Falling in Reverse sticker on the back, as well as one saying "I identify as a problem"
December 6, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Car just parked in front of me. It has a Falling in Reverse sticker on the back, as well as one saying "I identify as a problem"
Had a dream last night that Tarantino had a new movie out and I'd missed the absurdly brief theatrical window. Prophecy?
December 6, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Had a dream last night that Tarantino had a new movie out and I'd missed the absurdly brief theatrical window. Prophecy?
2001 was definitely the crest of the nu metal wave. Iowa, Toxicity, that's all she wrote.
December 6, 2025 at 5:13 AM
2001 was definitely the crest of the nu metal wave. Iowa, Toxicity, that's all she wrote.
It's been a long time since I've had any real issues with obsessive manifestations but lately I've had some trouble with blinking compulsions which is giving me headaches. I think the main culprit is I need new glasses which makes my eyes feel weird which makes me want to blink too much
December 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
It's been a long time since I've had any real issues with obsessive manifestations but lately I've had some trouble with blinking compulsions which is giving me headaches. I think the main culprit is I need new glasses which makes my eyes feel weird which makes me want to blink too much
Four Elvis Costello albums in and I regret to say I may have to hand it to him. Not as being better than Huey Lewis but still pretty good.
December 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Four Elvis Costello albums in and I regret to say I may have to hand it to him. Not as being better than Huey Lewis but still pretty good.
It's probably disrespectful to be like MORTAL KOMBAT!!! but man that really is one of the all time "immediately bump half a star" villain performances in a movie
December 5, 2025 at 5:14 AM
It's probably disrespectful to be like MORTAL KOMBAT!!! but man that really is one of the all time "immediately bump half a star" villain performances in a movie