The One True Poster
@onetrueposter.bsky.social
Stannis Baratheon's #1 shooter. Lover of the macabre, searcher after horror. Cinephile; Norman Taurog's camera never falters. Stoogeposting. Any/all. 30
I'm on episode 154 of The Magnus Archives and I imagine this is what Jonathan looks like by the end
December 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I'm on episode 154 of The Magnus Archives and I imagine this is what Jonathan looks like by the end
My reward for finishing
December 8, 2025 at 12:11 AM
My reward for finishing
Thirdly, this is a list of albums that I think would add something unique to the tournament, almost all of which I think are quite good. There's a large variety of sounds and approaches here, so there's likely to be something you'd like
December 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Thirdly, this is a list of albums that I think would add something unique to the tournament, almost all of which I think are quite good. There's a large variety of sounds and approaches here, so there's likely to be something you'd like
Secondly, this is my personal list of the 11 best heavy albums, minus any included above (some of which, yes, would have supplanted some of what I am putting here). Since I know you're curious, I'd select Melechesh as being the very best of this group
December 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Secondly, this is my personal list of the 11 best heavy albums, minus any included above (some of which, yes, would have supplanted some of what I am putting here). Since I know you're curious, I'd select Melechesh as being the very best of this group
Firstly, this is the Bare Minimum Tier, albums which are, in my estimation, gleaned from that of the metal and music community at large, too necessary to credibly cover the year to be absent. These are albums which I effectively think should be nominated whether you like or even listened to them
December 7, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Firstly, this is the Bare Minimum Tier, albums which are, in my estimation, gleaned from that of the metal and music community at large, too necessary to credibly cover the year to be absent. These are albums which I effectively think should be nominated whether you like or even listened to them
Please look at this
December 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Please look at this
The Vast is the worst one because almost every Vast statement is just an excuse for the narrator to start soliliquizing about cosmic horror
December 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The Vast is the worst one because almost every Vast statement is just an excuse for the narrator to start soliliquizing about cosmic horror
Moon full af tonight
December 4, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Moon full af tonight
@bestalbumbrackets.bsky.social
Currently listening to one of the last 2001 metal albums I wanted to get to before I'm ready to present my overview. More records need to be genremaxxing 👇👇👇👇
Currently listening to one of the last 2001 metal albums I wanted to get to before I'm ready to present my overview. More records need to be genremaxxing 👇👇👇👇
December 4, 2025 at 12:53 AM
@bestalbumbrackets.bsky.social
Currently listening to one of the last 2001 metal albums I wanted to get to before I'm ready to present my overview. More records need to be genremaxxing 👇👇👇👇
Currently listening to one of the last 2001 metal albums I wanted to get to before I'm ready to present my overview. More records need to be genremaxxing 👇👇👇👇
I was listening to the song "Size Queen" by Betty Blowtorch, and it has, imo, some mixed messages. Now the first couplet is offering what amounts to an appraisal service, but the second clearly expects accurate self-appraisal which, frankly, misunderstands the market
December 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I was listening to the song "Size Queen" by Betty Blowtorch, and it has, imo, some mixed messages. Now the first couplet is offering what amounts to an appraisal service, but the second clearly expects accurate self-appraisal which, frankly, misunderstands the market
Honestly a pretty succinct summation of my musical inclinations
December 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Honestly a pretty succinct summation of my musical inclinations
Truth Nuke 👇👇👇👇👇
December 3, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Truth Nuke 👇👇👇👇👇
Need a picture of Buck Owens edited like this
December 2, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Need a picture of Buck Owens edited like this
Finally got my #TheTwen2ie5 HMs in under the wire
November 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Finally got my #TheTwen2ie5 HMs in under the wire
Oasis and no other Britpop
November 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Oasis and no other Britpop
I mean, just look at him
November 30, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I mean, just look at him
This guy is my favorite Gremlin. The Bud Abbott/Moe Howard/Leo Gorcey Gremlin
November 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM
This guy is my favorite Gremlin. The Bud Abbott/Moe Howard/Leo Gorcey Gremlin
He went where no man has gone before
November 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
He went where no man has gone before
ME: Butt rock is not an inherently negative category
ME when somebody says Alice in Chains is butt rock:
ME when somebody says Alice in Chains is butt rock:
November 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
ME: Butt rock is not an inherently negative category
ME when somebody says Alice in Chains is butt rock:
ME when somebody says Alice in Chains is butt rock:
