Oliver Newland
@onewland.bsky.social
bill ackman in the hall of fame of self-debasers.
November 5, 2025 at 1:59 AM
bill ackman in the hall of fame of self-debasers.
I was at this as well (in FL). Mitch Hedberg was the opener for my show!
October 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I was at this as well (in FL). Mitch Hedberg was the opener for my show!
i’d been meaning to cancel my NYT subscription for a while but that ezra klein op-ed pushed me to into action
September 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
i’d been meaning to cancel my NYT subscription for a while but that ezra klein op-ed pushed me to into action
a non-sarcastic question: can you put it down in a stable way or does this require you to carry it from start to finish of eating?
June 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
a non-sarcastic question: can you put it down in a stable way or does this require you to carry it from start to finish of eating?
bro got tagged with some fryer oil at the green zone mcdonald’s
April 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
bro got tagged with some fryer oil at the green zone mcdonald’s
Anecdotes aren't data but there are a lot of low-20 somethings at work and they drink *significantly* less than me and my peers did at that age.
I agree the graph doesn't support it but vibes wise it feels right to me
I agree the graph doesn't support it but vibes wise it feels right to me
March 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Anecdotes aren't data but there are a lot of low-20 somethings at work and they drink *significantly* less than me and my peers did at that age.
I agree the graph doesn't support it but vibes wise it feels right to me
I agree the graph doesn't support it but vibes wise it feels right to me
I bet Trader Joe's also benefits from this (and in expensive places like SF is extremely popular)
January 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I bet Trader Joe's also benefits from this (and in expensive places like SF is extremely popular)
as someone who grew up in south FL in the 90s-early 00s it's wild that Miami-Dade is "redder" than Jax on this issue
November 6, 2024 at 1:23 AM
as someone who grew up in south FL in the 90s-early 00s it's wild that Miami-Dade is "redder" than Jax on this issue
couldn't they just live in Staten Island?
October 16, 2024 at 5:38 PM
couldn't they just live in Staten Island?
it’s good that the anger bait is leaving the musk app
September 17, 2024 at 12:24 AM
it’s good that the anger bait is leaving the musk app
i left twitter because i got mad at this shit and was addicted to being mad at this shit
September 17, 2024 at 12:23 AM
i left twitter because i got mad at this shit and was addicted to being mad at this shit
that makes a LOT more sense
July 25, 2024 at 1:53 AM
that makes a LOT more sense
if i'm reading right, that person was more than a pseudo-celeb (full on celeb) in south florida
July 25, 2024 at 1:41 AM
if i'm reading right, that person was more than a pseudo-celeb (full on celeb) in south florida
i bet he “eats clean”
June 27, 2024 at 11:40 PM
i bet he “eats clean”
i wish they could get this motivated to write speeding/red light tickets
May 1, 2024 at 2:51 AM
i wish they could get this motivated to write speeding/red light tickets