Oliver Newland
onewland.bsky.social
Oliver Newland
@onewland.bsky.social
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Here's my argument about AI that's distilled down about as much as I can: if it was good for me, my boss wouldn't want me to use it so bad.
July 19, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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March 6, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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The sin of watching? Self-explanatory. An ad!

The sin of pausing? As if you think time itself should grind to a halt for the whims of your mind or bladder? An ad!

The sin of rewinding? Do you think one gets to fall in love for the first time twice? Outrageous. An ad! It should go without saying.
February 9, 2025 at 2:33 PM
my ruling: not amazed. who in a relationship in 2024 isn't taking 1 photo/year?
November 16, 2024 at 10:27 PM
If you're considering asking chatgpt to write a joke, but you've run out of atmosphere-eradication tokens, one thing you can try is jumping in front of a bus.
April 3, 2024 at 10:15 PM
elitist coastal liberals love to have a jar of fat in the fridge that they pour bacon run-off into, they will never ever cook with it
March 22, 2024 at 2:53 PM
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if i ran youtube, one unethical thing i'd do would be to permanently nuke the account of any commenter who's even the least bit critical of the food youtubers i'm protective of. oh, you think chef john from foodwishes should have toasted his flour first? outta here. learn how to speak vimeo buddy
January 25, 2024 at 7:26 PM