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nobody @granddad.bsky.social · 1d

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Onionbiceps (18+) @onionbiceps.bsky.social · 8h

Fuck you I'll drown him in a puddle of sweet relish

Onionbiceps (18+) @onionbiceps.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah get with the times, it's the hot new trend these days. Get 2 for the price of one at the store

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Onionbiceps (18+) @onionbiceps.bsky.social · 2d

He will be missed. Probably.

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Onionbiceps (18+) @onionbiceps.bsky.social · 2d

His luck had him to not even come across a medical diagram of vagina in anatomy textbooks. Staring out the window during sex Ed.

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Onionbiceps (18+) @onionbiceps.bsky.social · 2d

So imagine scout tf2... but. Smells worse. Yeah that's what he's like.

#deltaruined

Tenna all blushed up as he speaks with a sheepish smile, "so you said you uh did this before?" Spamton confidently replies with "ha ha YUP." he continues talking, "I've scored LOADS of both babes and hunks!" He thinks about it for moment, "and those that don't classify as either..." and then grins widely, "OBVIOUSLY of course."

He puts his hands upon tennas legs, opening them up. "I absolutely do know what I'm doing- WHAT IS THAT?" He shouts out at the sight before him. Tenna just sits there,"um. It's pussy." Spamton has a long yard stare, then focuses up at tenna. "Ahh right right yeah"

Spamton is starting to realize that he might have bitten more than he can chew with all that hubris, but it's not like he's gonna quit anytime soon. "Yeah yeah..." he raises a hand forward, "I know my way around those.." and then lowers the hand, "all I gotta do is just..."

Whatever he did causes a literal explosion between tennas legs, sending him flying backwards until spamton smacks hard against the wall. The impact strong enough to knock the paint and plaster off to expose the bricks underneath. Tenna stares in horror at spamtons slumped over body.

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bird 🔞 \(⁠☉⁠д⁠⊙⁠)/ ! @emrynbird.bsky.social · 3d

#kinktober - dripping/precum + group sex/gangbang

some of the other beasts lurking in the Wild Wood heard about the human living amongst them, but don't worry, they didn't leave her companion out of the fun...

#teratophilia #monsterlover

sketch of a woman standing excited as she is surrounded by beasts and their dipping cocks, shocking her beast companion

it's just a big ol beast orgy with a lil lady in the middle, and don't worry her companion is there, getting some too

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Memes For Freaks™ @memesforfreaks.bsky.social · 5d

Happy Kinktober

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THE MOUTH IS A SEX ORGAN 🔞 @muttwurm.bsky.social · 3d

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kieu @ we must not stop living @leslekieuart.bsky.social · Mar 30

do y'all remember when they found all that tf art in Osamu Tezuka's drawer post-mortem because I think about it often

anyway keep chasing your bliss and draw weird shit, god knows we need that right now