Breaking: Trump diagnosed with sleep fapnea.

I need to learn to take a compliment like my cat.

Let’s see which famously litigious corporation comes after me first. #nintendo #disney

Giant Food Markets: apparently the hot Valentine’s location for throuples.

There are more important things going on, but I had questions. #juicer #juicerperformanceart

Great tip for anyone who needs help appearing as though they aren’t sleeping, like maybe in a Courtroom or whatever.