Their punch-card at Dr. Meister’s office is almost full. One more and the next one’s free!

I guess every major league contract gets one.

He’s been pitching in the Dominican Winter League this offseason. I wonder if Stammen & Co. saw him there in between bites of muy bueno fried chicken.

Our hero, Emily.

Huge Jesu fan, personally.

At home we do ground beef w/Old El Paso seasoning, flour soft taco tortillas, refried beans, corn, and cheddar, I put Herdez guac salsa on it. Then there’s beans, rice (white basmati), and corn on the side. My wife has ditched the tortillas and just throws everything in a bowl.

If he signs for that much, his market didn’t develop very well.

Getting less than $500k for her when the team you trade her to then gets $1.25 million 8 months later is even worse.

He’s searching around for an employee, panicked, yelling “where’s the plaid sport coat section?!?!?!”

It was all a big mess. They let our hot shot young guy leave to bring in what looked like a nepo hire. His reputation never stood a chance here.

He’s walking into a similar ownership situation he had in San Diego, an incompetent who thinks he knows ball, but at least he has DePo there to be owner-whisperer for him this time.

37 is the most popular “random number” between 1 and 100. Happy day!

Unfortunately with Pittsburgh not a viable option, the best place for him aesthetically is San Francisco.