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Your mother’s favorite Padres fan.
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How can you not be r̶o̶m̶a̶n̶t̶i̶c̶ maniacally reactionary about baseball?
Do Ohtani next

(I mean, this is fucked up, wtf)
January 22, 2026 at 1:55 AM
All the big contracts given out this offseason were perfectly normal contracts that are regular lengths and AAV’s for top players…except the ones given out by the dodgers and Mets.
January 21, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Some of y’all need to transfer your sports pessimism to politics, or your politics optimism to your sports, but the way it is now is incongruent.
January 21, 2026 at 6:54 AM
If you never legally held the position, can you really leave it?
WASHINGTON (AP) — Virginia US attorney Lindsey Halligan, who sought indictments against Trump adversaries, is leaving her position.
January 21, 2026 at 1:55 AM
It would be so #SanDiegoSports to lose our best players because we’re at war with their country.
Danish MEP Anders Vistisen to Donald Trump :”Let me put this in words you might understand: Mr. President, fuck off.”
January 20, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Turned to ESPN2 because I want to watch tennis when they switch over and these dorks have no energy.
January 20, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Shaky cam on Mendoza like it’s the first Hunger Games movie cuz he can’t stand still.
January 20, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Get that coach some beers.
January 20, 2026 at 4:18 AM
B1G
January 20, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Yuuuge
January 20, 2026 at 3:11 AM
They never show a player’s mom in the crowd after he runs for no gain.
January 20, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Nobody wants the owners to pocket more of the profits, that doesn’t have to be the result of a salary cap, and the idea that it’s a binary just shows a lack of creativity.
Look, I get that looking at the Dodgers $400 million payroll can drive a baseball fan a little batty

But arguing for a salary cap is saying "owners should get to pocket more of the profits created by player labor" and I just cannot get onside for that.
January 19, 2026 at 8:58 PM
That settles it. If there is a god, it is not the Catholic god.
January 19, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Some of the worst play calling and execution I’ve seen in awhile and dude still ends up open in the endzone.
January 19, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Excuse me?
January 19, 2026 at 2:36 AM
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Drunk Bears Fan Grating Ram
January 19, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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This is such a cool illustration of how the Mercator map distorts the size of Greenland, which looks as big as the whole continent of Africa on that map but is actually the size of Mexico.
January 18, 2026 at 7:43 PM
So great to have The Australian Open back so I can stay up until 3am and still miss the prime time matches.
January 18, 2026 at 7:11 AM
No new pictures. Where are you mentally?
January 18, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Stop the count
January 18, 2026 at 3:18 AM
No mo Bo
January 18, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Straight red, serious foul play.
Borderline red card 🟥
January 18, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Sure have been a lot of turnovers.
January 17, 2026 at 11:39 PM
That’s a Wyoming education.
January 17, 2026 at 11:01 PM