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How can you not be r̶o̶m̶a̶n̶t̶i̶c̶ maniacally reactionary about baseball?
Hell yeah, anyone under 50 is considered young.
Oh this poll is fascinating
December 4, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Hell yeah, anyone under 50 is considered young.
Ty Adcock. Now there’s a name I’ve never heard before.
December 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Ty Adcock. Now there’s a name I’ve never heard before.
I inadvertently turned the Padres tab on the Section 1904 Discord into white ppl taco chat after I made a Craig Stammen joke yesterday, and I think we’re going to need a signing or interesting rumor or something to stop it.
December 4, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I inadvertently turned the Padres tab on the Section 1904 Discord into white ppl taco chat after I made a Craig Stammen joke yesterday, and I think we’re going to need a signing or interesting rumor or something to stop it.
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Her Listening Age was 16 you sick fuck
December 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Her Listening Age was 16 you sick fuck
Even Pantone is capitulating to Trump.
Pantone has named a shade of white called Cloud Dancer as the defining color of the next year. Have they gotten it right? Reporters for our Styles desk sat down to debate. trib.al/Vf9rhmC
December 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Even Pantone is capitulating to Trump.
The Challenge 41 Finale 😳
December 4, 2025 at 6:00 AM
The Challenge 41 Finale 😳
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The Sound of Bill & Ted Face the Music
There Will Be Rambo: First Blood Part 2
No Country for Grumpy Old Men
City Slickers of God
The Sound of Bill & Ted Face the Music
There Will Be Rambo: First Blood Part 2
No Country for Grumpy Old Men
City Slickers of God
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To Wong Foo, Thanks For A Few Dollars More! Julie Newmar
Beavis and Butt-Head Do The Right Thing
Sisu: Road House
To Wong Foo, Thanks For A Few Dollars More! Julie Newmar
Beavis and Butt-Head Do The Right Thing
Sisu: Road House
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The Hunt for Red October Sky
Batman v. Superman: Dawn of the Dead
It's a Wonderful Life of Pi
The Hunt for Red October Sky
Batman v. Superman: Dawn of the Dead
It's a Wonderful Life of Pi
December 4, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Insert a movie into another movie
The Sound of Bill & Ted Face the Music
There Will Be Rambo: First Blood Part 2
No Country for Grumpy Old Men
City Slickers of God
The Sound of Bill & Ted Face the Music
There Will Be Rambo: First Blood Part 2
No Country for Grumpy Old Men
City Slickers of God
The Cavs fucking suck. Just awful.
December 4, 2025 at 1:36 AM
The Cavs fucking suck. Just awful.
Byrnes didn’t do himself any favors with his public statements while GM here, but he essentially took the public fall for ownership’s unwillingness to invest in the roster.
I think he knows talent and will be better than any recent Rockies GM, but the fish rots from the head, or whatever.
I think he knows talent and will be better than any recent Rockies GM, but the fish rots from the head, or whatever.
December 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Byrnes didn’t do himself any favors with his public statements while GM here, but he essentially took the public fall for ownership’s unwillingness to invest in the roster.
I think he knows talent and will be better than any recent Rockies GM, but the fish rots from the head, or whatever.
I think he knows talent and will be better than any recent Rockies GM, but the fish rots from the head, or whatever.
General Upgrades, reporting for duty.
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(Yes, I still have it saved in my Google Photos. One of your greatest creations.)
(Yes, I still have it saved in my Google Photos. One of your greatest creations.)
December 3, 2025 at 5:10 PM
General Upgrades, reporting for duty.
This is not a great look for Ty Lue, at all.
Chris Paul and his leadership style clashed with the Clippers, sources tell ESPN. Paul has been vocal in holding management, coaches and players accountable, which the team felt became disruptive. Specifically: Ty Lue was not on speaking terms with Paul for several weeks.
December 3, 2025 at 5:09 PM
This is not a great look for Ty Lue, at all.
If you haven’t been to Schwarber’s Market, you are missing out. Really great deli, and best beer selection in the area.
December 3, 2025 at 4:13 AM
If you haven’t been to Schwarber’s Market, you are missing out. Really great deli, and best beer selection in the area.
Ponce maybe got an extra year, but $10m per is about right.
December 3, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Ponce maybe got an extra year, but $10m per is about right.
How To Make Yourself As Unsympathetic As Possible While Your Book Rollout Is Going Awry.
A piece Olivia Nuzzi published yesterday (as part of a Substack Q+A) called "Signs Your Book Rollout Has Gone Awry":
December 2, 2025 at 9:51 PM
How To Make Yourself As Unsympathetic As Possible While Your Book Rollout Is Going Awry.
Do they just not play defense in the “premier” league?
December 2, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Do they just not play defense in the “premier” league?
Less than 17%.
That makes over 83% of the population native born. If you think at all about the history of foreign migration to the United States, that has to be a historically low number of foreign born residents.
That makes over 83% of the population native born. If you think at all about the history of foreign migration to the United States, that has to be a historically low number of foreign born residents.
Rep. Kat Cammarck: "Today, one in six people in the US is foreign born. That quite frankly is not sustainable to maintain a culture that we are known for here in the United States."
December 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Less than 17%.
That makes over 83% of the population native born. If you think at all about the history of foreign migration to the United States, that has to be a historically low number of foreign born residents.
That makes over 83% of the population native born. If you think at all about the history of foreign migration to the United States, that has to be a historically low number of foreign born residents.
The thing about Cease is he was much worse in 2025 than in 2024, but he’ll probably be really good again next season because that’s his pattern. He’s an every other year guy.
December 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
The thing about Cease is he was much worse in 2025 than in 2024, but he’ll probably be really good again next season because that’s his pattern. He’s an every other year guy.
Today, on Cyber Monday, I have received a total of 4 emails in my inbox. 2 unwanted advertisements, 2 real wanted emails.
I have successfully removed ads from my email inbox almost entirely. What a feeling.
I have successfully removed ads from my email inbox almost entirely. What a feeling.
I’ve spent the last week unsubscribing from every possible email list I can. If I bought something from somewhere and now I’ve been getting me emails from them for years, that ends now. Even if I like you, you are no longer welcome to advertise in my email.
It seems to actually be working too.
It seems to actually be working too.
December 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Today, on Cyber Monday, I have received a total of 4 emails in my inbox. 2 unwanted advertisements, 2 real wanted emails.
I have successfully removed ads from my email inbox almost entirely. What a feeling.
I have successfully removed ads from my email inbox almost entirely. What a feeling.
Hilarious correct penalty calls in this OT.
December 1, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Hilarious correct penalty calls in this OT.
Tony Romo has said 6-7 (players, yards) multiple times in this first half. He’s gotta be doing it on purpose.
November 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Tony Romo has said 6-7 (players, yards) multiple times in this first half. He’s gotta be doing it on purpose.
The Browns offense right now looks pretty good. They’re getting chunks of yardage on running plays from Judkins and Sampson, they’re executing nicely on screens and sweeps. And they even threw the ball down the field for a touchdown.
November 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The Browns offense right now looks pretty good. They’re getting chunks of yardage on running plays from Judkins and Sampson, they’re executing nicely on screens and sweeps. And they even threw the ball down the field for a touchdown.
Me at the start of the SDFC season, making jokes and being above it, and then quickly realizing they might actually be good and fun. And then they were and I went all-in, and now I’m all-in for the future too.
November 30, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Me at the start of the SDFC season, making jokes and being above it, and then quickly realizing they might actually be good and fun. And then they were and I went all-in, and now I’m all-in for the future too.
Drowning my sorrows by breaking in my new nog cup.
November 30, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Drowning my sorrows by breaking in my new nog cup.
I’m not putting our dumb city’s history on a new team that exceeded every expectation. They didn’t win MLS Cup in their first season in the league because that doesn’t happen, not because the city is cursed.
November 30, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I’m not putting our dumb city’s history on a new team that exceeded every expectation. They didn’t win MLS Cup in their first season in the league because that doesn’t happen, not because the city is cursed.
The win against Minnesota solidified the success of the season. When you get to the last 4 it’s a different level, and we didn’t rise to it tonight.
November 30, 2025 at 4:09 AM
The win against Minnesota solidified the success of the season. When you get to the last 4 it’s a different level, and we didn’t rise to it tonight.