Why can't we have one day when the folly of one flawed man is not centre stage of this beautiful home of 9 Billion souls?
January 8, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Why can't we have one day when the folly of one flawed man is not centre stage of this beautiful home of 9 Billion souls?
A chastity belt with lightning bolts.
What do clouds wear under their shorts? Thunderpants.
January 7, 2026 at 11:51 AM
A chastity belt with lightning bolts.
What about Venezuela?
UK Foreign Secretary Yvette Cooper:
"Let me be very clear... Greenland is part of the Kingdom of Denmark... The future of Greenland is a matter for the Greenlanders and Danes, and no one else."
"Let me be very clear... Greenland is part of the Kingdom of Denmark... The future of Greenland is a matter for the Greenlanders and Danes, and no one else."
January 6, 2026 at 3:14 PM
What about Venezuela?
It is long past the time for expressing hopelessness. Legitimate means must be shared to resolve the chaos. Save the US and its prominent position in world stability
Big Oil spent nearly $100M to get Trump elected in 2024.
Now Trump is returning the favor, giving them advance notice of his Venezuela attack and sending their stocks skyrocketing by promising them control of the country's oil reserves.
This is what oligarchy looks like.
Now Trump is returning the favor, giving them advance notice of his Venezuela attack and sending their stocks skyrocketing by promising them control of the country's oil reserves.
This is what oligarchy looks like.
January 5, 2026 at 11:42 PM
It is long past the time for expressing hopelessness. Legitimate means must be shared to resolve the chaos. Save the US and its prominent position in world stability
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The English teacher in me loves this cartoon…
From Benjamin Slyngstad.
From Benjamin Slyngstad.
January 5, 2026 at 6:44 PM
The English teacher in me loves this cartoon…
From Benjamin Slyngstad.
From Benjamin Slyngstad.
So is Epcot a mini mouse people trap
Could Disney world be considered a people trap
Operated by a mouse?
Operated by a mouse?
January 5, 2026 at 10:50 PM
So is Epcot a mini mouse people trap
He doesn't want to stop at renaming the gulf of Mexico, he wants the whole continent from the Artic to the Antartic and surrounding territories. Golf clubs, failed casinos one huge Epstein island
January 4, 2026 at 11:50 PM
He doesn't want to stop at renaming the gulf of Mexico, he wants the whole continent from the Artic to the Antartic and surrounding territories. Golf clubs, failed casinos one huge Epstein island
Its called colonialism. It was wrong in the past and still is today. There is no window dressing that can remedy this horrible act of aggression from a country that once purported to be a beacon of democracy global stability. I suspect President Putin gave permission for this invasion.
When the LAPD arrests a dude at a gas station they don’t take over the gas station and use it to gas up all the cop cars tho
STEPHANOPOULOS: Why wasn't congressional authorization necessary?
RUBIO: It wasn't necessary because this was not an invasion. We didn't occupy a country. This was an arrest operation.
RUBIO: It wasn't necessary because this was not an invasion. We didn't occupy a country. This was an arrest operation.
January 4, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Its called colonialism. It was wrong in the past and still is today. There is no window dressing that can remedy this horrible act of aggression from a country that once purported to be a beacon of democracy global stability. I suspect President Putin gave permission for this invasion.
America. Are we expected to believe you legitmately chose to sideline this wise lady and install the chaos magnet?
January 4, 2026 at 11:28 PM
America. Are we expected to believe you legitmately chose to sideline this wise lady and install the chaos magnet?
But therevis a hole in the fence police are looking into.
My wife is furious at our next door neighbor who sunbathes topless in her backyard. Personally, I'm on the fence.
January 4, 2026 at 6:36 AM
But therevis a hole in the fence police are looking into.
Everyone's gone to the moon
That one person can drag us into a war without consulting or even notifying Congress, or our allies, or fully explaining to the American people why this is necessary, is absolutely bonkers.
Reminder that Congress has the power to stop all of this. Where the hell are they?
Reminder that Congress has the power to stop all of this. Where the hell are they?
January 3, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Everyone's gone to the moon
Now let's sing a Song of Phrase
Forgive me, Father, Pastor, Vicar, Padre, Priest... for I have synonymed.
January 2, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Now let's sing a Song of Phrase
And he spoke so well.
What's the difference between a guy with formal wear on a bicycle and a guy with casual wear on a unicycle?
Attire.
Attire.
January 1, 2026 at 9:51 AM
And he spoke so well.
As far as corny jokes go, Happy New Ear from Sanur Bali.
December 31, 2025 at 3:50 PM
As far as corny jokes go, Happy New Ear from Sanur Bali.
Did that answer give the priest paws?
PRIEST: Are you a Catholic?
ME: I have four, but I wouldn't say I'm addicted.
ME: I have four, but I wouldn't say I'm addicted.
December 31, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Did that answer give the priest paws?
Napkins are not always at issue .
The 'kin' of ‘napkin’ means "little."
‘Nap’ comes from ‘nape,' which means “tablecloth.”
So a napkin is a little tablecloth.
10/10, no notes.
‘Nap’ comes from ‘nape,' which means “tablecloth.”
So a napkin is a little tablecloth.
10/10, no notes.
December 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Napkins are not always at issue .
Or was it because as a massuer i must have rubbed her the wrong way?
My wife left me when I became a contortionist. I should be sad, but I'm knot.
December 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Or was it because as a massuer i must have rubbed her the wrong way?
If it had gone from April to August you would have been unJuly worried.
Last year, I don't even remember this month; it felt like it went from April straight to July. I never felt more dismayed.
December 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
If it had gone from April to August you would have been unJuly worried.
Sunrise over Mount Batur volcano in Indonesia. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
December 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Sunrise over Mount Batur volcano in Indonesia. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Sending and receiving love this Christmas.
December 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Sending and receiving love this Christmas.
I got do brief meditation stints, or omlettes.
Just to confirm... I was not fired at the egg farm... I was just laid off...
December 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I got do brief meditation stints, or omlettes.
But alash it might not be cool.
Being cremated is my last hope for a smoking hot body.
December 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
But alash it might not be cool.
The cat retorted, don't call home, ET, find a new more convenient one to get food from.
What did the alien say to the cat? Take me to your litter.
December 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
The cat retorted, don't call home, ET, find a new more convenient one to get food from.
I'm normally considered funky but even i couldn't dig it
When he lost the fingers on his hand in an accident, he asked the doctor if he would be able to write with it. The doctor said, 'It's possible, but I wouldn't count on it...'
December 24, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I'm normally considered funky but even i couldn't dig it
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When he lost the fingers on his hand in an accident, he asked the doctor if he would be able to write with it. The doctor said, 'It's possible, but I wouldn't count on it...'
December 24, 2025 at 1:31 PM
When he lost the fingers on his hand in an accident, he asked the doctor if he would be able to write with it. The doctor said, 'It's possible, but I wouldn't count on it...'