Also, when reporters start talking about the chatbots this way, it is imperative to remind them they are basically asking a toaster for comment. They should be a lot more embarrassed about this than they currently are.

“Grok told CNN…” no it didn’t. You typed stuff into an unreliable calculator.

Oh no! The dog that got away.

I immediately thought of this one, but it’s not elegant like your example.

Exactly! I’m a voracious reader! I read ALL of my emails and most of the messages! Summaries steal time from me!

To be fair, it was super fancy.

I got close to the color on Tucker’s face after drinking manhattans every day on a cruise.

it utterly cracks me up when i learn that the paranoid freaks in the trump admin are constantly running around giving each other polygraph tests to try to figure out who's leaking to the press, it's like they're dunking each other in ponds trying to find out who's a witch

Tucker Carlson will juice up your gofundme that you made after it was your turn in golf and you swung the club and missed the ball and your pants fell down and then you accidentally hit yourself in the nuts while picking up the club and your trans opponent told you there are no do overs