Alice S.
ontologista.bsky.social
Alice S.
@ontologista.bsky.social
librarian by training.
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Tucker Carlson will juice up your gofundme that you made after it was your turn in golf and you swung the club and missed the ball and your pants fell down and then you accidentally hit yourself in the nuts while picking up the club and your trans opponent told you there are no do overs
December 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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A small (personal) example of this book’s intellectual dishonesty:

My father-in-law is reading In Covid’s Wake, and excitedly told me he found a passage where I’m quoted. The quote in question is me saying the FBI worked to censor speech on social media.

Huh? When did I say that?!
December 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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And like this movie is so sarcastic and funny and edgy but nobody would say “oh you could never make the thin man today” bc it isn’t wildly racist or EVEN SEXIST Nora is so fucking funny and awesome ok sorry I’ll stop now
December 22, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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from the article about the Brazilian alcoholic drink "Axé" on Portuguese Wikipedia ("The cat and dog wait for their owner at the bathroom door while he feels unwell after ingesting Axé.")
December 20, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Funny animal videos no longer being trustworthy just fucking sucks all around. I love the wonder of animal behavior and what it says about the experience of being alive. It's because it happened in reality that it's so fun. It's not fun if it was just made up. There's no wonder there.
December 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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The White House claims the vote to rename the Kennedy Center was “unanimous.” That is false. I was muted on the call and denied the opportunity to speak or register my opposition. That is not consensus. That is censorship.
December 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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I will use any excuse I can to tell the story about the time Bongino threatened to kill me on Twitter because I kept calling him Danny Bongos.
December 18, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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if it were actually useful, they wouldn't need to shovel it down our throats like force-feeding geese for foie gras
WordPress wants to force AI onto 43% of all websites in the world

no way to de-slop it, it’s totally Automattic

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEaB... - video
pivottoai.libsyn.com/20251215-wor... - podcast

time: 9 min 03 sec
December 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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The only “staffing crisis” politicians seem to care about is at the police department.

Homelessness services are critically understaffed. Workers deal with many of the same populations and issues for half the money.
December 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
It was racist when I was a little gen x white kid and we knew it.
As the year of 2025 comes to a close, I'd just like to remind everyone that pulling your eyes into a slant is racist. The gesture has always been racist, and there is no interpretation where it's not.
December 17, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Gang, this is a Hanukkah buffet, and it’s not even particularly lavish for a crowd that size. The White House has hosted them for decades.

I wouldn’t piss on Trump if he was on fire, but y’all can find so many better things to get pissed about.
December 17, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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🚨 THE BATTLE BEGINS 🚨

Your favorite year-end contest is back. It’s time to choose who will be this year’s Worst Person In Tech for 2025!

Each day of this week new matchups will drop until we choose the winner on Friday.

🗳️ Cast your ballot: twsu.forms.app/worst-person...
December 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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“Oh you should be online to try to provide value to your political side” fuck that that’s nerd shit you should be online because you’re unwell and need to tell people about weird animals you saw
December 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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feels like a pretty obvious layup for Democrats to say, "this is an egregiously disgusting statement, even for him, and it underlines that the President is undergoing significant physical and mental deterioration, and either he is lying about it or is not aware of it."
December 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Sir, that’s a child and I hate to say this but I could beat him in a fight with almost no effort.
December 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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something that has brought me a great deal of peace in my life is my belief that it is not nor will it ever be my problem what my hair looks like from the back. that’s not part of my reality. it can’t affect me.
December 13, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Terre Haute, IN
December 13, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Chromium-plated brass "Zeppelin" travelling bar set, made by J.A. Henckels, Germany, late 1920s.
😍
December 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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friendly reminder that you didn't waste your year. any moments of happiness or comfort. any small accomplishments, they all matter. this has been a really hard year, and simply surviving is something to be proud of.
November 20, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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oh no, we’re doing credit default swap explainers again
December 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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December 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I currently pay much more than 10% in premiums/out of pocket. I already am blocked from disease modifying medications because it doesn’t suit the company’s bottom line, and instead have to take a drug so dangerous to my liver I need blood draws every 3 months.
R U ok with paying 8 to 12 pct more in taxes and possibly losing your standard deduction ?

R U ok with losing access to different curative medications and care because the government can't afford to pay for them, even after taxing all the billionaires 90 pct?
December 11, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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roses are red, violets are funky,
December 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM