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Here to support my friends, and post where the yunguns won't see. Minors blocked on sight.

If you know me, be chill. If you don't, also be chill. Just be chill.

1994
3/3 Fast food is healthy now but tastes exactly the same as it did before this wish, and only causes weight gain if that idea makes the individual currently eating the food horny.
February 10, 2026 at 1:27 AM
2/3 Me and my friends n family receive tax-free legitimate $25 million USD into their bank accounts immediately.
February 10, 2026 at 1:27 AM
1/3 All the blood in the human beings who possess a financial net worth over 1 billion USD telephones 3ft to the left instantly.
February 10, 2026 at 1:27 AM
get three trebuchets going at once and that's basically bukkake
February 4, 2026 at 12:22 AM
well it is now
February 4, 2026 at 12:04 AM
just imagine that she drinks the lake in the next panel
February 2, 2026 at 5:53 PM
fuuuuck i didn't make her fat enough for wolfgirl9million to retweet
a man in a black suit is bending over on his knees
ALT: a man in a black suit is bending over on his knees
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February 2, 2026 at 5:45 PM
fucking forgot to label it, shit.

uhhh heads up, tasteful nudity
February 2, 2026 at 5:36 PM