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Here to support my friends, and post where the yunguns won't see. Minors blocked on sight.

If you know me, be chill. If you don't, also be chill. Just be chill.

1994
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February 4, 2026 at 8:54 PM
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February 12, 2026 at 10:09 PM
3/3 Fast food is healthy now but tastes exactly the same as it did before this wish, and only causes weight gain if that idea makes the individual currently eating the food horny.
February 10, 2026 at 1:27 AM
2/3 Me and my friends n family receive tax-free legitimate $25 million USD into their bank accounts immediately.
February 10, 2026 at 1:27 AM
1/3 All the blood in the human beings who possess a financial net worth over 1 billion USD telephones 3ft to the left instantly.
February 10, 2026 at 1:27 AM
My genie wishes:
February 10, 2026 at 1:27 AM
when you take nsfw commissions from furries, half your feedback for the wips is basically gonna be this:
February 9, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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i need money for groceries and stuff. $200 and i will do a face reveal on my birthday. the eleventh ko-fi.com/captainzigo/... (im very pretty fyi)
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February 8, 2026 at 10:04 PM
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Nsfw alt c:

(I also accept NSFW commissions, just check the link in the replies!)

#nsfw #mlp #mylittlepony #mlpfim #mlpg4 #princessluna #art
February 5, 2026 at 3:18 AM
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If anyone else wants an Adobe Animate alternative, I can’t recommend Moho enough. It’s affordable, it’s efficient, it’s been used in feature films from Cartoon Saloon like Wolfwalkers, and the best part…NO Ai whatsoever.
February 3, 2026 at 6:48 PM
get three trebuchets going at once and that's basically bukkake
February 4, 2026 at 12:22 AM
well it is now
February 4, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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*doesn't use alt text*
"Bruh why does my art not get any engagement?"

*doesn't use hashtags*
*doesn't use labels*
*doesn't interact with anyone*
*doesn't post anything for 3 months*
*oh haha forgot this site exists/forgot to post this one here*

yeah m8 its a real mystery
February 3, 2026 at 11:34 PM
just imagine that she drinks the lake in the next panel
February 2, 2026 at 5:53 PM
fuuuuck i didn't make her fat enough for wolfgirl9million to retweet
a man in a black suit is bending over on his knees
ALT: a man in a black suit is bending over on his knees
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2026 at 5:45 PM
fucking forgot to label it, shit.

uhhh heads up, tasteful nudity
February 2, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Midnight Swim

#princessluna #nsfw #mlp
February 2, 2026 at 5:33 PM
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“put your fetish away nobody wants to see that” what if I start fetishizing having grandma‘s all-american apple pie at the big family dinner table after a long day’s honest work? What the fuck are you gonna do then you country fried bitch?
February 2, 2026 at 3:45 AM
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how it feels getting your first perfectly non stick egg in the stainless steel
November 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Those natural causes sure aren't working fast enough man
January 31, 2026 at 9:22 AM
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furry cons when I dont know what the hell any of you look like
January 31, 2026 at 2:35 AM
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be a faggot. be a pervert. enjoy life
January 28, 2026 at 8:30 PM
When the crazy slime henchmen won't stop jacking off: A group of googoo goo goons gooning.
January 30, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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I have seen the light 🙏
January 21, 2026 at 2:54 PM
At the AD DH panel at Vanhoover this year I did some stellar crowd work stand up comedy.

Unfortunately it's reputationally ruinous and will never see the light of day.
January 28, 2026 at 4:28 AM